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The Authentic Lesbian Review: TS Pussy Hunters – Big Booty Nurse Gives Another Big Booty Nurse A Pelvic Exam With Her Cock

TS Pussy Hunters Nikki Delano & TS Foxxy CoverI am so excited to finally write a Kink.com review! I became obsessed with their Ultimate Surrender and Waterbondage titles in 2012 and now I can add TS Pussy Hunters to the list. On top of being creative and adventurous with their content, Kink.com always manages to get the chemistry and sex in perfect harmony and TS Pussy Hunters – Big Booty Nurse Gives Another Big Booty Nurse A Pelvic Exam With Her Cock is no exception. (Also, how fun is that title!?) I’m not behind the scenes or anything, but a big part of why I think the chemistry is always top notch is because of the effort they put into casting, and I love that they give us a sneak peek into that process with their before and after interviews. There are lots of people who want to get right to the sex, and while I appreciate that just as much as the next hornball, I still like to exchange names, likes and dislikes, favorite positions and all that jazz too. It’s fun to get into the minds of the people you’re about to fuck, even if only in fantasy, and Kink.com is awesome in their delivery of the opportunity.

Nikki Delano and TS Foxxy in latex

Nikki Delano and TS Foxxy are gorgeous to look at. Nikki has long blonde hair that begs to be pulled while Foxxy rocks her brunette hair pulled back off her face with her beauty on full display. Both have big breasts (the very first thing I noticed) and are wearing those sexy tight nurse uniforms that look extremely hard to take off but are crucial to the fantasy. From the opening interview we learn that neither woman has anything completely off limits, although Nikki doesn’t like her hair pulled hard (see, I would have fucked that up if not for the interview!). Foxxy is into all things oral, which means there should be some sexy biting and kissing in this one. They also went over the stop words and gestures which I found interesting given some of the issues being brought to light within the sex worker industry in general. It’s nice to know there are rules and necessary precautions in place that are actually being followed.

Now for some action! When we open the scene Nikki is sitting at her desk talking on the phone about constantly being sick. As she hangs up Foxxy walks in and tells Nikki it’s all in her head. Although she half admits to being a hypochondriac, Nikki asks Foxxy to examine her anyway just to make sure, paying special attention to her breasts and then pussy (Nikki has a very pretty pussy btw). It’s going to be overtime, but Foxxy is a good friend and waste no time getting her fingers up there. She says everything feels okay, but you can tell something else is going through her head as she tells Nikki to close her eyes and lay back. Watching Foxxy eat pussy was a major turn on! She takes her time and from the sound of things she does a damn good job because Nikki starts moaning like crazy and forgets all about her illnesses.

Nikki Delano and TS Foxxy

From here TS Foxxy’s inner dominatrix starts to come out and I love her tender aggressiveness if that makes any sense at all. You know that when she’s slapping your face or choking you out she’s doing it with love. It comes across really well when she fucks Nikki’s face, evidenced by the gagging and spit covered cock. Blowjobs aren’t my thing at all and even though it lasted a little longer than I wanted it to, it was cool watching the dom/sub dynamic develop into Foxxy taking complete control of the scene. She pulls Nikki up from her knees after slapping her around and biting her nipples and kind of choke walks her to the other side of the room to a hospital bed. (Side Note: Kink’s sets are incredibly detailed! Very helpful to the fantasy!) Nikki’s ass is fucking amazing in the red fishnets she’s wearing, and Foxxy takes the time to show it off to the camera before fucking her doggy style. The sound of their thighs smacking together damn near drove me wild! I didn’t think I was going to make it for a while there, but I was saved by another blowjob sequence that included some pretty awesome dick slapping (1st thing I’d do if I had a dick for a day). Nikki’s pretty pussy gets fingered again before being hammered missionary and this is when shit gets real! Foxxy goes all Energizer Bunny on her, fucking with a purpose at this point, and then brings it all to a close with her hands gripping Nikki’s neck as she creampies her pussy.

TS Foxxy fucks Nikki Delano

The ending interview was just as interesting as the opening. Both ladies look exhausted, but in a good way, and the experience through their eyes brought me back to reality. TS Foxxy talks about how refreshing it is to be with someone her height for once. Since she’s so short it makes certain positions easier, and that’s something I certainly relate to.  Nikki explained that she liked spooning with Foxxy the best because they made eye contact and the intensity was at an all time high. I really enjoyed this one so give it watch and let me know what you think.

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Kimberly Devine

Kimberly Devine in fishnetHotMoviesForHer is saddened to learn of porn performer Kimberly Devines passing. She was one of the first trans stars to really make a name for herself in this industry, and her collaborations with Kim Christy have inspired others to make their own films.

Growing up, Kimberly Devine never really felt like she could talk about her sexual identity; her father was a train engineer, her mother a child care worker, and her uncle was the mayor of her hometown—all lending to her feeling unable to discuss her confusion. After high school, feeling the need to find herself, she moved to New Orleans where she saw her first transwoman and realized that her dream of becoming a woman was possible. Eventually Kimberly began working as a makeup artist at a gentlemen’s club.

Kimberly DevineAfter a bit of time in New Orleans, Kimberly,  Meghan Chavalier, and another friend, headed to Hollywood. Devine landed her first job as a model for Transformation Magazine, a periodical devoted to transvestites and transsexuals, and her modeling career led to further opportunities: to participate in paid phone sex sessions, perform in internet modeling for various websites, and be a featured dancer in a nightclub. But what really excited her was the chance to appear in an adult films; she gave up everything else to take a chance at becoming a star.

Transparent box coverIn 1997, a 21 year-old Kimberly debuted in her first adult film, Transparent. After which,  Devil’s Film production company was quick to sign her exclusively, handing her a year-long contract to make 12 videos per year. She also agreed to participate in public appearances, such as hosting Club 7696’s Halloween party, participating in the transgender parade, being a guest on Reverend Dan’s radio show, and attending AVN award shows, all of which she was thrilled to accept.

Kimberly Devine in stockingsOver the course of her career, she had the pleasure of working with many of the industry’s finest production companies, including Devil’s Film, Vivid, and Robert Hill Releasing, as well as Androgeny, from which notable films like Roy Alexandre’s Hot Chicks with Hung Dicks and She Male Sex Pistols at the Rock Hard Cafe 2 were released. She has made a significant contribution to our industry, and she will be missed.

 

9 Rules For Sex Shop Etiquette

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In addition to my illustrious career as a professional porn watcher, I have also recently taken up a second job at a high end sex toy and fetish boutique. I really do love my job, especially when I get to connect with my customers and guide them to a toy, lube, or fetish accessory that will suit their needs and desires. Most of the people who come into my store are fantastic, curious, and open minded.

But sometimes I have customers who, when sex is involved, somehow forget all sense of decorum and how to behave in public. Bless their hearts, sometimes they’re just excited, but I’m here to present a handy-dandy guide to how to behave when you venture to your local sex shop this Valentine’s Day!

These do not need to look like your penis.
These do not need to look like your penis.

You’re in a grownup store, so act like a grownup. You may have just knocked back a few beers at the bar next door, but that’s no excuse for acting like a 12 year old that just heard someone say “dickbutt.” I know you’re really, really excited to be here, but please chill the fuck out.

Don’t ask me about my private life or what my favorite toy is. It’s none of your business, bro. On top of that, the staff is just going to remind you that every body is different, and that what works for one person isn’t going to work for you or your partner.

On that note, leave the other customers alone too. Again, their sex lives are none of your business, and they definitely don’t need your input on their purchasing decisions.

Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself!

Don’t you dare get all kink shamey up in here. Look, I get it, a lot of this stuff seems really new and esoteric and probably just isn’t your cup of tea. That doesn’t give you license to turn a toy or device over in your hands yelling, “EWW, WHO IS INTO THIS??” If you don’t understand, just ask a staff member politely. We will do our best to explain a kink to you, and you will listen with the understanding that not every sex act is for everyone, and that you wouldn’t want someone making you feel bad about what you do in bed either. Also, stop asking me why this vibrator doesn’t look like a real penis. This may surprise you, Mr. Cisgender Hetero White Boy, but not everyone is all that jazzed up about dicks.

No, you can’t try that dildo out before you buy it. Seriously?

Stop hitting your friends with the merchandise. First off all, you look like a jackass when you’re waving the dildos around. Second of all, sex shops are supposed to be safe places where informed consent is held above all, and when you’re sneaking up behind your buddy to whack them with that silicone whip, you’re violating the shit out of their consent. If you do have a genuine interest in an impact toy and want to see if you or your partner like the feel of it, ask a staff member before you start hitting each other. Some shops may have a policy against hitting anyone other than yourself for liability reasons.

It was this lube, by the way.
It was this lube, by the way.

Don’t make assumptions about the staff. Looking at you Mr. Doctor who came in the store around the holidays. Just because I can recommend a good anal lube does tell you anything about my personal life, and it definitely does not mean that you can tell your buddy on the phone that the girl at the sex shop “is really cool and into anal sex.” You earned the look of disgust that I gave you, and I reveled in your shameful downcast eyes.

Don’t try to bring your children in here. Really?? Also, stop leaving them outside on the sidewalk while you take your time browsing for the perfect flavored lube.

For fuck’s sake, just ask if you have a question. Look, I get it. Coming into a sex shop can be sensitive and a bit nerve wracking, especially if you’re shy. Most staff will probably let you know to give them a holler if you have any questions and then leave you alone so as not to spook you. But it drives me crazy when I see people gingerly turning any item over in their hands and then whispering to their companion, “What is this?” Um, hello!? Don’t ask them, ask me! Any sexpert worth their salt is going to be super chill and sensitive and won’t make you feeling bad for answering your questions. We’re there to help, and we want you to leave feeling confident, educated, and empowered.

So there you have it! Follow these simple rules, and you’ll definitely enjoy your next visit to your friendly local sex shop!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: I Banged My Tattooed Step-Sister In The Ass

I Banged My Tattooed Step Sister In The Ass CoverJust when you thought it was impossible to love Joanna Angel and her crew more than you already do, BAM! She goes and puts out another hit! I Banged My Tattooed Step Sister In The Ass from Burning Angel is not only fun to yell out on the subway, it’s also a sexy, funny ink-filled adventure with a different story in every scene.

Scene 1 – Joanna Angel & Anna Bell Peaks & Toni Ribas

Before realizing that Anna Bell Peaks is so fucking gorgeous that of course a bunch of people go to her house to fuck her every day, I seriously thought some type of whore house operation was going on in this scene. I fully expected Joanna Angel to sit there collecting funds for services rendered, until I realized it was way worse than that. Poor Joanna is the ugly step-sister and when another guy shows up to bang her super sexy step-sister she desperately tries to get his attention and fails horribly. Even her pop tells her she’s hideous and probably won’t grow out of it. Not willing to sit around and take it anymore, Joanna bursts into Anna Bell’s room where she’s fucking the shit out of Tony Ribas and demands to be fucked! She even tells them ugly people are better in bed because they have more to prove (supermodel looking chicks do tend to lie there…just saying’) and eventually Anna Bell gives Toni the puppy dog eyes and he agrees to fuck her step-sister.

Joanna Angel in I Banged My Tattooed Step-Sister In The Ass

All three of them look good together. Anna Bell’s tits look like the perfect resting spot and the ink between her and Joanna was enough to make me pop. The sex itself was great and there was a constant chemistry between the 3 of them throughout the scene. Toni is his usual aggressive, face-fucking, choke-you-the-fuck-out self and it was fun watching him unleash it on Joanna since she wanted to be fucked so bad. She took that shit like a pro (this is Joanna we’re talking about so no surprise there) and the anal was intensely hot! It always felt like everyone had a roll and never stuck to the side watching. I particularly like when Toni and Anna Bell gang up on Joanna in an attempt to push her over the edge. Toni fingers her into squirt mode while Anna Bell strokes her asshole with a black dildo. Joanna’s facial expressions were priceless during this part and her borderline screaming heightened the experience. Plus I really like the fact that the very first scene is a step-sister fucking her step-sister. Yay, lesbians!

Scene 2 – Small Hands & Lola Luscious

First things first, Lola Luscious is hot and extremely good at playing the bad girl. When the scene opens you hear sirens, screeching cars, and some bad ass music. It becomes pretty obvious that all that attention was for Lola, who is hiding out in her step-brother Small Hands’ apartment trying to escape a warrant for assault. Apparently she held someone down and tattooed their asshole against their will because she thought it would be hilarious. Not exactly the type you take home to mom, but you definitely show her off at the bar! Anyway, she starts talking about midget biker gang orgy sex (because what else do step-brother and step-sister talk about) and realizes step-bro isn’t as experienced sexually as she is. Naturally big step-sis wants to help out and from there we’re off. Small Hands is another aggressive fucker but what I love even more is how much time he spent eating Lola’s pussy in this one. He paid attention to detail in this one…job well done Mr. Hands!

Small Hands and Rachel Madori in I Banged My Tattooed Step-Sister In The Ass

Sexually, you get everything you’d expect from these two. The scene is intense with lots of hair pulling, tit and ass slapping, dirty talk, direct eye contact, and slight choking. And to top it off, they look amazing together. You can’t tell where his ink ends and hers begin in some positions and visually it was really cool. If art could fuck, that’s what you have here. Lola adds that extra spark with her ridiculously perfect body. She has those in your face boobs and she’s the type of girl that wants you to slap and grab them instead of caressing her nipples or something not fun like that. Watching Small Hands fuck her from behind was my favorite part. He grabs her hair and slaps her ass leaving a few hand prints, but she takes that shit like a G! You can tell it turned her on more and there’s nothing like watching someone actually enjoy their work. Both Lola and Hands seemed really comfortable with each other on screen which made the scene feel lifelike.

Scene 3 – Joanna Angel & Small Hands & Rachel Madori

This is definitely my favorite scene when it comes to plot. So dig this, Small Hands doesn’t like his new step-sister Rachel Madori. She’s always in his way and on top of that she stole one of his records. We all know how close vinyl is to one’s soul, so this is a big fucking deal and starts a big fucking argument. In walks Joanna Angel aka Mom. From here on, the exact opposite of what should happen happens and it’s brilliant! In this creepy calm mom voice, Joanna explains to Small Hands that Rachel and her father both make her happy. She then walks over to Rachel and goes to town. They make out and Joanna eats Rachel’s pussy as a demonstration of how she should be treated and how the step-siblings should go about solving their problems from here on out. Now, there’s some shit you’re never going to agree with Mom about. That’s just the way works. But when she tells you to fuck the brains out of a hot girl, you get your shit together and you fuck that hot girl, dammit! Well, that’s exactly what Small Hands does. Granted, there was an initially element of surprise Hands had to get over after watching his mom and step-sister engage in something that’s clearly been going on for a while, but there was no performance anxiety when he stepped up to the plate, dick already in hand, ready to fuck.

Rachel Madori and Small Hands in I Banged My Tattooed Step-Sister In The Ass

And that they did. Small Hands fucked the shit out of Rachel! He was a man on a mission in this scene and she was there to receive. Rachel has an ass that’s 2nd to none by the way. At one point, as she was sucking Hands off with her ass in the air, I had to put my phone down, or this review would be nonexistent. I love titties, but man oh man do I love ass, and this girl’s is up there with some of the tops. I could stare at it for hours. As I was planning to do just that, in walks Mom to check in and see how everything is going.  After Hands yells, “Mom get out of my room,” they get to the anal fucking and her expression is the perfect mixture of pain and pleasure. From there Hands fucks Rachel into apologizing for stealing and hiding his record, which is the equivalent of a tap-out in my mind, and that was a major turn on because it’s always sexy to win. After all is settled, Small Hands runs off to tell Mommy all about how he followed her directions and completely forgot about the damn record.

Scene 4 – Mr. Pete & Taurus

Yay Mr. Pete! I have a completely healthy obsession with this guy and I cannot tell you why. I think I saw him fuck for the first time in 2010 and I’ve been hooked every since. He’s another aggressive one on the low and he always seems to have great chemistry with everyone he works with. I can now add Taurus to that list.

Okay, so Mr. Pete is a very successful drug dealer and baby step-sister Taurus came to stay with him for a while. One of the first things she notices is the amazing view from the back yard by the pool and she decides it’s the perfect day for some Vitamin D (you see where this is going…I know you do). After watching her seductively strip down to her bathing suit, step-bro decides he’s going to be the one delivering the D and walks right up to step-sis and kisses her grabbing a handful of boob for extra. Taurus is down from the beginning and the two continue in the living room. Mr. Pete eats pussy and ass with his normal brilliance before face fucking what is an absolutely beautiful face on Ms. Taurus. She has the two piercings on the lip thing going on and that plus the tattoos are my ideal.

Taurus and Mr. Pete in I Banged My Tattooed Step-Sister In The Ass

Like all three of the previous scenes, the sex and chemistry really made this one. There were some points where I felt like Mr. Pete carried most of it, but in all fairness Taurus was getting fucking pretty good. Pete went all Energizer Bunny on her while they were spooning and she never stood a chance. At first it looked like the anal might be a bit much for the sexy Taurus, but by the end of the scene she had Mr. Pete moaning just as much you can always tell when he’s really feeling it because the kissing intensifies. They started biting each other’s lips and I couldn’t hold on any longer!

Overall I Banged My Tattooed Step Sister In The Ass is funny, entertaining and sexy! Everyone was amazing and it’s definitely worth watching. Check it out and let us know what you think.

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Top Picks for the 2016 AVN Awards from The Authentic Lesbian

It’s always fun to predict the outcome of award shows. Sometimes it’s obvious who the favorites are (I’m looking at you Grammys), but the surprises are the most fun, and with the AVN Awards in full swing I decided to pick 5 of my favorite categories and let you guys know who I think should win.

Lily Cade, gold star lesbian

All Girl Performer of The Year:

This HAS to go to Lily Cade! Have you seen her this year? She’s all over the place banging hot chicks. Her scenes with Skin Diamond and Anikka Albrite are instant classics and she’s a REAL lesbian! Plus her acting is always on point and her strap game is ridiculous. Some dudes don’t even have that stroke. To top it off, she seems to have amazing chemistry with everyone she works with. She’s one of the best when it comes to eye contact and you can tell she’s respected on set and in the industry by the energy stars bring to her script. She’s also cool as fuck, so yeah, Lily Cade better win this AVN Award!

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Best Comedy:

Fuck The Police. If you’ve emailed, called, tweeted or had any conversation with me at all last year, you know how much I love Fuck The Police. It’s hilarious, sexy, written by Lily Cade, and even features a montage of her doing fake blow off strippers’ asses with titties bouncing on both sides of her head. Do you even need to know more??

Peter Pan XXX Cover

Best Parody:

Peter Pan XXX should definitely get the AVN Award for Best Parody. I thought Peter Pan should have been played by a woman, but I must say Ryan Ryder is very convincing. Riley Steele as Tinker Bell is genius, and the sets and costumes are amazingly spot on. The acting was above average and, of course, the sex was hot and steamy. We’ve come to expect nothing less from Axel Braun and the creative minds over at Wicked Pictures. Please please please parody Zoolander next!

 

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Best Continuing Series:

Beautiful New Faces. The faces are actually beautiful AND new! Who saw that coming!? I love not being lied to and I love getting to see fresh new talent before everyone else. B. Skow over at Girlfriends Films delivers each and every time. He manages to pull the best out of his casts and it comes across nicely on screen. The series is fairly new, but I expect a lot more, and from the sign of things it’ll just get better with time. Oh, did I mention they’re actually new faces!!?

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Best Transsexual Movie:

Oral Sensation. Michelle Austin at Kennston Productions has had an amazing year, both as a performer and director, and Oral Sensation is one of my favorites from them. It’s realistic, the sex is hot, and Tasha Jones is excellent in every scene. The confidence that oozes from everyone in this flick is inspiring and a huge turn on! I can’t wait to see what they do this year!

Whelp folks, that’s my take on my 5 favorite categories from the 2016 AVN Awards nominee list. Check them out and let us know who you think should win. And don’t forget to follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1 for all things lesbo, and the rest of the gang @hotmoviesforher!

Best Of Porn 2015

Here at HotMoviesForHer HQ, our staff of professional porn watchers clock in thousands of hours of porn watching throughout the year. Sure, plenty of it will make us afraid to ever visit Germany, will familiarize us with the anatomy of the lower digestive system, or make just make us consider joining a convent. But every year, there’s a few movies and stars that we actually want to watch when we get home that prove to us that the adult industry still has artists, visionaries, and people who are just really good at fucking. I asked my colleagues what they thought was the best that the porn biz had to offer in 2015, and here’s what they said:

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FemDom Dream DateMy favorite movie of the year was Femdom Dream directed by Dee Severe for her studio, Severe Sex. Dee and her husband Jimmy Broadway have produced some really great films, everything from kink instruction to superhero films. I really like Femdom Dream Date because it was funny, sexy, and relatable. If you have ever been on a dating site you know the struggles that the protagonist, Dominick Kross is going through. Especially, if you have ever tried one of the fetish or kink dating sites, this movie pins down the stereotypes of experiences you probably went through. All Dominick wants is to find a kinky chick to explore with, but he ends up on some pretty wacky dates, and in a few messed up (and sort of scary) situations. You really feel sorry for the guy, and you want him to be happy. Without giving too much away, because you really should watch this film all the way through, Ela Darling needs several awards for her performance in this film. She is fantastic. Not only is the sex hot, but she plays this character that I have impersonated several times while explaining this movie to others. This is a must see. And, Femdom Dream Date  is up for an AVN this year, so I’m not alone in thinking this was an amazing flick.

The Authentic Lesbian

Fuck the Police BoxcoverBest Movie: Fuck The Police is a perfect mix of comedy, action and sex, plus the entire cast was amazing.

Best Actress: Skin Diamond, because she’s Skin Diamond and if you need any other explanation, you’re not human.

Best Actor: Jaxton Wheeler did a really good job in TS Sister In Law in my opinion.

 

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A Thing Of BeautyBest Movie: I’m going to go with A Thing Of Beauty because I really liked the creepy Faustian angle Dana Vespoli went with for this. Something about Satan makes everything scary, but kinda hot at the same time…

Best Actress: Adriana Chechik, because nobody has that much enthusiasm for anal 24/7.

Best Actor: Kurt Lockwood in Gardener

 

 

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Best Movie: TIE between Levi Cash’s Director’s Cut: VIP at AVN and Wanderlust from PornFidelity.

wanderlsutEven when I like porn videos, I rarely watch them more than once. However, I’ve repeatedly watched both of these videos. VIP at AVN and Wanderlust are totally different from one another, but they both have carefree and playful airs to them. What they have in common is that I would watch both videos even if they didn’t have sex in them.

VIP at AVN is an especially fun watch as a past attendee of the AVN AEE; it captures the unpredictable fun of being at the AVN, with footage of a number of porn pros clowning around between the sex scenes. Levi Cash really hit the ground running in 2015 with Manipulative Media, and it’s been super cool watching his movies get better and better with every new release. As much as I love the entire movie, the Rahyndee James/Levi Cash scene is my favorite. Their chemistry is unstoppable.

Wanderlust is simply one of the most beautiful movies I’ve seen all year between mainstream and porn offerings. When I saw the stills for this, I was already smitten. Wanderlust, while absolutely being a hardcore movie, feels really intimate. It reminds me of long, summer days in the South, listening to obscure bands while having sex in the middle of the afternoon. The production value is amazing and there’s nothing “porny” about its appearance.

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Saya Song

Best Actress: My fave actress I’ve discovered this year is Saya Song. I first saw her in Jizz My Glasses and I think she has awesome energy and enthusiasm. I hope she rocks porn in 2016.

Best Actor: Sebastian Keys! When it comes to fetish and BDSM films, Sebastian Keys is amazing to watch as a top or a bottom. I love this ginger motherfucker. He’s the only guy on Earth who I could still like even if he had a man bun.

Honorable Mention (2014 release): Whore Hole by Foxhouse Films. This is my favorite porn video of all time. The first time I watched it, I was literally breathless. Wow. This is just everything-but not for everyone.

Judy Hologram

Family Secrets boxcoverBest Movie: My favorite movie of 2015 came onto my radar late in the year, but Family Secrets from Vivid stole the show from everything else that I saw. Backed by director Kimberly Kane’s slick, economical story telling, a powerhouse supporting cast, and face-meltingly hot fucking, Family Secrets turned to be one of the best high-end pornos of the year.

Best Actress: It’s been well established that I’m a huge Dana Vespoli fangirl, so she’s an obvious pick for lady of the year. As far as I’m concerned she’s got it all: beauty, brains, her own studio, serious acting and directing chops, a booty to die for, and she fucks like her life depends on it. Although Family Secrets was ultimately my favorite movie of 2015, Vespoli directed or starred in tons of high quality smut all year, including The Turning, the Real Sex Diary series, and Fluid Volume 3. She gets pretty twisted, crafting scenarios that push the boundaries of what’s acceptable or normal, even for porn, and I love her all the more for it.

Best Actor: I get excited every time that I see that Steven St. Croix is in a movie. That daddy can GET IT.

Janie Mack

Emma MarxBest Movie: The Submission of Emma Marx – Boundaries – One of the best told stories of the year, targets a very wanting audience, and it’s directed by Jacky St. James – I need say no more!

Best Actress: Siri, purely because she’s the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.

Best Actor: Tommy Pistol, because he’s the most talented, picks the coolest roles, and was probably the most prolific actor of the year,  and was featured in just about every movie.

After 2015’s incredible year in porno, we can’t wait to see what our favorite naked people dish out in 2016! Happy New Year, you perverts!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Mistress Webb & Sub Jess

Mistress Webb & Sub Jess CoverThis week I found myself craving a little punishment. Nothing major, just some light spanking and teasing, so I looked through the BDSM.XXX studio and stumbled upon Mistress Webb & Sub Jess. I was drawn in by the box cover because Mistress Webb is hot as fuck and Jess West is behind bars looking like all she wants is to be teased. Exactly what I had in mind…

I really like the way this movie opened. The music was dark and helped to set the tone, and Mistress Webb’s legs give Tina Turner a run for her money! Her walk had me turned on instantly, and-OMG-she’s British! I picked a winner.

Jess has been sent downstairs and put in a cell because she got caught jacking off, and it’s Mistress Webb’s job to punish her and teach her a lesson. First, Mistress makes Jess clean her pussy out by fingering herself, but when it appears she’s enjoying herself a little too much, Mistress demands silence and forces her sub to clean her dirty shoes. I figured Jess would have to lick them or something like that, but Mistress had a different idea and tells Jess to use her cunt. Of course Jess gets extremely turned on and asks Mistress Webb if she can cum, which naturally doesn’t go so well.

That was definitely a turn on! Things get turned up even more when Mistress Webb starts pinching and fondling Sub Jess’ titties through the bars, demanding she keep eye contact the entire time. At this point, poor little Jess is just itching for an orgasm and Mistress Webb is thoroughly enjoying denying her that one request. Instead of giving her submissive any type of relief, Mistress makes Jess turn around with her back to the bars and tells her to grind on the pole while spanking her and talking shit. This is definitely my favorite part up to now. Jess wants it so badly, and with every put down from Mistress Webb the feeling just intensifies! It’s like the pain and pleasure fused into one. Absolutely hot!

Jess turns back around on cue, spreads her legs and licks Mistress Webb’s fingers before finally having her clit fondled a little. Mistress licks her fingers and decides Jess tastes pretty good if she does say so herself, then proceeds to squeeze Jess’s clit harder and harder while she begs to be let out of her cage and allowed to cum. She doesn’t deny her request to be freed outright, but she does place the keys right outside of arm’s reach and tells Jess that if she can grab them she can come out. Of course, there’s no way for Jess to reach those damn keys, and Mistress comes back with a big ass, black dildo! Jess’s eyes lit up as did mine, and the rest is multiple orgasm history. First, Mistress teases her sub by fondling her clit with the dildo and her fingers then slowly starts to fuck Jess’s wet pussy. When Jess is instructed to ride the dildo, Mistress tells her she has no talent when riding a cock and I cracked the fuck up! To be fair, Jess is probably horny out of her mind by now and thinking of nothing except cumming and cumming hard! But she was totally out of sync and it was hilarious!

Now it’s time for sub Jess to bust a nut, and out comes the Hitachi! I love those things. Just seeing one makes my lady parts extremely happy! Jess has to keep eye contact and beg to cum if she really wants this shit to happen and by now that’s all any of the three of us want. Her moans get steadily louder until she finally has permission to cum and squirts everywhere. Mistress Webb makes her lick the Hitachi dry and vows to come back later for more. That’s a part 2 I would love to see! Turns out it just might happen too, because during her brief ending interview Jess West revealed that she had a lot of fun, really enjoyed herself, came hard, and would love to be back. I’ll certainly be waiting.

Watch Mistress Webb & Sub Jess right here and let us know what you think.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Heartbreaker Vs. Obscura

Heartbreaker vs Obscura CoverWho isn’t excited for Lily Cade and Severe Sex’s Heartbreaker Vs. Obscura lesbian superhero porn drama!? After Fuck The Police, I make it a point to see any and everything Cade writes or stars in, so it was no surprise to me that this funny, drama filled lesbo flick was absolutely amazing and so much fun to watch! The comic graphics are cool as fuck, the plot is hilarious, the acting does perfect justice, and the sex is enough to send you into orgasm overdose if you aren’t careful.

Scene 1 – Ela Darling & Kelsey Obsession

The Ice Queen, played by the lovely Ela Darling, is tied up all sexy-like by Crimson Menace, the beautiful Kelsey Obsession, and it appears she may have finally met her match. Tied and gagged, it looks like the Ice Queen is about to be done in, when suddenly the phone rings, and the role play ends. Turns out Crimson Menace is really Alex, the retired Ice Queen’s girlfriend, pretending to be an evil villain to spice up their sex life. After Ice Queen finishes her business call, the kinky lovers return to their role playing and the sex commences. Both of these petite wonders are true freaks between the sheets and I enjoyed every minute of it. The Ice Queen is a very talkative submissive and the more she’s punished, the wetter she gets. Alex knows this of course, and takes every opportunity to assert her dominance. She starts by flogging the Ice Queen and then spanking her ass red. They repeat a few times in different positions before Alex finally fingers her tied up Queen who’s been begging for it the entire time.

Alex makes her submissive Queen eat her ass and then turns her over missionary, still tied up, pulls out a pinwheel, and goes to town on her slender body leaving all types of pleasure-filled scratches everywhere. From there we get some nice titty slapping as Alex fingers the Ice Queen until she cries mercy and cums all over her hand. There went my load! What I love most about this scene is how much it resembles my bedroom and the light BDSM play I’ve mimicked. The plot is improvised in the heat of the moment, there’s way more pleasure than pain, and overall feel is extremely fun and upbeat. The fact that this scene is so relatable makes it sexier.

Anyway, Ice Queen is tied up spread eagle while Alex sits on her face. I love facesitting! Just when shit is getting good and another orgasm is on the horizon, BAM, two crazy, hot Mighty Morphin Power Ranger-looking bitches orb into the room and grab Alex right the fuck up! I mean, like right the fuck up, right there, in the middle of climbing climax mountain shit gets real! And the poor Ice Queen is still tied to the damn bed, butt ass naked, and possibly a little more turned on (because I am). Talk about pulling you into the plot!

Scene 2 – Anikka Albrite & Kelsey Obsession

Foxxx News Breaking Alert! We’re told super heroes are being kidnapped all over town and all signs point to mastermind villain Obscura, played by the absolutely gorgeous Anikka Albrite. Cut to Obscura’s secret lair, where poor Alex is being held hostage and explaining to Obscura that her stupid minions kidnapped the wrong person. Of course, this sours Obscura’s plan, but she decides to keep the helpless civilian anyway.

Back on the streets, Ice Queen is looking for some of her old gal pals to help find her lost love. Meet Spex, played by the talented Kameltoe. Immediately it’s obvious Spex is the comic relief for this flick. She has this weird Riddler thing going on (minus the crazy schizophrenia) and her superpower is the ability to see through clothing, which turns out to be more of a burden than you might think. Ice Queen asks Spex to help her find her Alex, but Spex isn’t as goofy as she looks, and demands payment first. Ice Queen hands her a broken heart necklace and the foreshadowing couldn’t be clearer.

Heartbreaker, naturally played by Lily Cade, is bad ass! She can make women do whatever she wants, kinda like how vampires can compel humans these days. Only thing is every heart she breaks takes a toll on her own. When the Ice Queen knocks on her door, Heartbreaker is visibly annoyed and even more so when she finds out what the Queen is there for. She tries to explain that “shit gets weird in your 30s” and you can only assume that her emotions are starting to get the best of her, but nonetheless, she decides to help Ice Queen since it’s all in the name of love. So Spex, Ice Queen, and Heartbreaker meet up to devise a plan for infiltrating.

I love the Dark Knight/Taken voice Heartbreaker has going on throughout this! Anyway, we’re back in Obscura’s lair and back to some sex! This time, Alex is the submissive one, and Obscura is one hell of a Domme. She flogs and fondles and slaps Alex around from the very beginning, and although Alex doesn’t want to betray her beloved, her pussy can’t resist and it isn’t long before she’s moaning with pleasure. Right away the clit stimulation and finger fucking is intense. You can actually see Alex being driven crazy by the relentless Obscura and the whole ordeal is crazy hot! Alex is whipped and made to thank the mighty Obscura for every lash received, before being pleasantly tortured by this incredible, trident-like scepter.

Now it’s Obscura’s turn to get off and it was well worth the wait. She sits on her helpless captive’s face and rides nonstop getting her pussy and ass licked while fingering herself. The climax definitely pushed me over the edge and apparently it was so good that Obscura ties Alex back up so she can come back for more later.

Scene 3 – Lily Cade & Paris Lincoln & Darcie Dolce

Ice Queen, Spex, and Heartbreaker carry out their plan to infiltrate Obscura’s lair and now we get to see Heartbreaker in action. Spex and the Queen need to find exactly where Alex is being held, and Obscura has a shit load of minion bionic step-sister clones, or something crazy like that, watching guard, so it’s up to Heartbreaker to compel/seduce them all. It starts with Paris Lincoln and Darcie Dolce. Heartbreaker wastes no time getting into their heads or their pants. Visually, these three women naked in the same room was enough for me. Darcie’s body is incredible, Paris’ long hair is perfect for pulling, and my girl Lily is the strap-on goddess so I couldn’t wait to watch her pound a few pink pussies.

Paris gets face fucked by Heartbreaker before taking her cock from behind and eating Darcie’s pussy at the same time. This scene follows in the light BDSM/rough sex theme of the previous two with lots of spanking, slapping, and hair pulling and Heartbreaker owns it all. After fucking Paris for a while she pulls out her belt uses it as a leash to control the girls. Paris gets her face shoved in Heartbreaker’s ass while Darcie takes a strap pounding that leaves everyone in the scene out of breath and me like “YAAAAAAS!” These women worked hard for their multiple orgasms in this scene and they still aren’t done!

We get more slapping and rough housing and orgasms with positions for all shapes and sizes to enjoy, but what I enjoyed most about this particular scene, as with most threesomes I like to watch, is the equality. Not once did it feel like anyone was left to the side, even for a minute, and I think this is owed to Cade’s command over the scene and her overall kinkiness. It’s like she’s the Energizer Bunny personified. She never gets enough, and since Heartbreaker has a billion chicks to seduce and leave behind, that’s the perfect quality to have. When everything is finally done with these two and it’s time for Heartbreaker to move on, she leaves the beautiful women behind with instructions to keep fucking, but not before giving each one with a broken heart necklace, and, of course, grabbing her dick and belt. (Never leave your shit with hoes, it makes them get attached.) See, Cade even teaches life lessons through her craft. The woman truly is brilliant!

Scene 4 – Lily Cade & Anikka Albrite

Now this is the scene I’ve been waiting for. Heartbreaker and Obscura finally come face to face and I know the sex is going to be top of the charts! But first…Ice Queen and Spex (I love her a little more every time she pops on screen!) burst their way into Obscura’s room where poor Alex (this bitch is still tied, gagged, and butt naked) sits and waits to be rescued, only to realize their powers don’t work on Obscura. She has a flogger that apparently steals powers from whoever she whips, so now everybody is captured and tied up when Heartbreaker, aka Hancock 2.0, walks in and manages to get herself frozen and captured too.

For some reason Obscura’s whip doesn’t work on Heartbreaker, which really pisses her off since she’s tired of breaking hearts left and right. Obscura uses this opportunity to attempt to persuade Heartbreaker to cross over to the dark side, and it looks like it just might work when the evil villain turns on her sex appeal and says “I’m not like the others, you can’t break my heart.” You can see the intrigue in Heartbreaker’s eyes and then of course, there’s Obscura’s body. Everyone knows Anikka Albrite is gorgeous, but she really shocked me in this scene. Not only does she bring Obscura’s character to life and keep it consistent throughout the sex, she actually goes HAM on my girl Lily Cade and takes over the scene! Heartbreaker goes down on Obscura first (I bet she tastes like rainbows and lollipops), finger fucking her at the same time and there I go! The chemistry between these two is like they’ve wanted to fuck for a while and are finally getting the chance. I don’t know if that’s between Heartbreaker and Obscura or Lily and Anikka, but I fucking loved every minute of it either way!

Now it’s Obscura’s turn to please Heartbreaker and from the jump it’s intense. She makes Heartbreaker scream out in pleasure (Dark Knight/Taken voice still in full effect) in every position they explore. While sitting on Obscura’s face, her body shakes with so much vigor that I blew it again just imagining what that feels like! The villain mastermind then jerks Heartbreaker’s clit off and I seriously had to take a 15 minute smoke break. Yeah, I needed a cigarette and there was still so much more to cum! Obscura absolutely loves giving Heartbreaker the business and has the rough and tough superhero begging to cum one more time.

Obscura still wants to be partners, and after she put it down on Heartbreaker, I fully expected her to accept the invitation. Shit, I would have and wouldn’t have thought twice about it if she had me shaking like that! But luckily Heartbreaker is stronger than me, and tricks Obscura by planting kisses and slaps (I love romance) all over her soft body while handcuffing her to the table they fucked on. I actually felt bad for the villain right then and there, but hey, shit happens. Anyway, Heartbreaker frees the Ice Queen, Spex, and Alex to back to their happy-go-lucky lives, but not before reminding Ice Queen that she personally owes her for all those minions she had to fuck and leave brokenhearted. Credits Roll. The End. Except not really.

Scene 5 – Lily Cade & Ela Darling

I’m not sure how much time has passed, but after the rescue mission the Ice Queen shows up at Heartbreaker’s house and I’m thinking it’s time for payment. Heartbreaker said she was owed and there’s no way she would let the Queen forget about it, so here we go. Turns out it’s a little sadder than that, but in a comedic way. After all that bullshit, Alex ended up running back to Obscura. The sex and power was just too much to resist, I guess, so poor Ice Queen is left all alone and, of course, Heartbreaker is the first person that comes to mind. Heartbreaker isn’t one to pity and instead of being a shoulder to cry on, she’s a Domme looking to assert some much needed authority. They figure out some math (I won’t lie, I couldn’t keep up) and decided that Ice Queen would take one slap on the ass for every chick Heartbreaker had to fuck (which turns out to be 78). The Ice Queen counts out all 78 and you can tell Heartbreaker loves the control. She’s showing off and it’s a major turn on. After she gets a little taste of the Queens’s pussy, Heartbreaker face fucks her and bangs her back out doggy style-my favorite part of the scene!

Ice Queen returns the favor by licking and fingering Heartbreaker to orgasm and then the two fondle and finger each other one more time. There isn’t much to else to describe sex wise, but the chemistry between these two makes this scene a lot of fun to watch. I like that we get to see what happened after the big mission and watch the Ice Queen pay off her debt. Plus, they improvise the plot a little while staying in character and it makes for some pretty funny lines.

Heartbreaker Vs. Obscura is definitely worth a watch and as a bonus you get an original song written and sung by Kameltoe aka Spex, when the credits roll. It’s pretty awesome! Make sure to check the movie out and let us know what you think.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: CrashPad Series Episode 200: Andre Shakti & Sailor

CrashPad Series Episode 200Pink And White Productions has reached its 200th CrashPad episode, and my excitement meter hit the roof! Then I saw Andre Shakti on the cover and lost my shit! She’s so fucking sexy it’s almost nauseating and when you throw her fun, spirited personality in the mix, it’s enough to make you want to jump. Sooooo, let’s dive in to CrashPad Series Episode 200: Andre Shakti & Sailor.

Immediately you notice that the pad is covered with pink and white balloons. It’s a nice visual acknowledgment of the 200th CrashPad installment, but it doesn’t really add anything to the scene. At the same time, it doesn’t take anything away either.  Shakti and Sailor give a brief “whatev” when they see the balloons and follow the CrashPad tradition of not wasting time and attacking each other’s faces and getting naked. I mentioned it earlier, but it’s definitely worth mentioning again that Andre Shakti is hot! Everything from her hair to her tats to her tits and ass are perfect. Our lucky Sailor isn’t bad either. I particularly like the hair and boxer briefs (I want those socks!), but more importantly Sailor seems like the perfect match for Andre in this one. They laugh more than any other couple I’ve seen on screen and it made the scene that much better.

After the proper amount of face is sucked and clothes are off, the pair decides on a wild berry condom for the night’s festivities (good choice, if I do say so myself). Sailor sucks and pinches Andre’s nipples which lead to some pretty hot and intense moaning before Andre gives Sailor a blowjob which led to her realizing she really likes the taste of wild berry condoms. (I spent this part staring at Andre’s ass in the air with my mouth on the floor.) The whole time they’re really playful with one another and it’s refreshing. For me it enforces the always constant underlying theme of being comfortable in one’s skin along with the sex positivity that comes with connecting with your partner and enjoying sex. These two are the perfect stars for CrashPad’s 200th anniversary!

After squirming and grabbing the sheets and bed posts for dear life, Sailor tells Shakti to keep her heels on (shit is about to get real!) and proceeds to finger fuck the shit of Shakti’s pussy while she begs for it! The entire ordeal is extremely hot and intense! Andre Shakti’s body moves in perfect rhythm with Sailor’s fingers and I’d be surprised if everyone on set didn’t bust a nut watching that go down. From here, Sailor fucks Shakti doggy style while she holds a vibrator to her clit. Again, extremely hot.  And watching Shakti’s ass jiggle back and forth with each thrust was truly a treat!

Shakti gets fingered missionary at her request again, and after she has a million orgasms, they get into the cowgirl position. This is my favorite part of the movie! First off, I’m amazed at how much energy both Sailor and Shakti still have this late in the scene. Everything they’ve done up to this point has been intense and results in at least 4 orgasms by my count, so to know they still aren’t done and to watch them pound it out in one last position definitely pushed me over the top! On top of that, fucking a chick cowgirl while her titties bounce around in your face and you look up at her to see pleasure mixed with sweat literally oozing out of her body is second to none! The closeness of the position is perfectly complemented by the chemistry Shakti and Sailor share. After all is said and done, the couple laughs about how hot it is now that they’ve sexed up the room. Fitting.

I absolutely loved CrashPad Series Episode 200: Andre Shakti & Sailor and there’s no doubt in my mind that you will too! Check it out here and make sure to follow us on Twitter @authenticlezz1 and @hotmoviesforher!

 

2016 Porn Awards Season Roundup

Last week our porno Twitter feeds were hit with a deluge of excited and humble (and some not so humble!) thank-you’s as first XBIZ and then AVN released their 2016 nominations for their upcoming industry award shows. We here at HotMoviesForHer HQ like to think that we have our sticky little fingers on the pulse of what’s hot in the adult industry, so we were thrilled to see that we’d covered many of this year’s nominees. Let’s take a look back at the best that 2015 had to offer, and what we had to say about it.

Prison Lesbians Vol. 3Prison Lesbians Vol. 3 – Nominated for the AVN Award for Best New Series

Kaitlyn Gender: Based on a Not so True Story – Nominated for 4 XBIZ Awards and 1 AVN, including Parody Release of the Year, Best Actress – Parody Release, and Transgender Release of the Year

Kurt Lockwood – Nominated for 2 XBIZ Awards and 1 AVN, including Best Supporting Actor

Asa Akira: Wicked Fuck Doll – Nominated for 1 XBIZ Award and 5 AVN Awards, including Best Star Showcase and Best Double Penetration Sex Scene

Alex Chance: Family Therapist – Nominated for 2 XBIZ Awards, including All-Girl Release of the Year

Kink School: A Guide to Erotic Roleplay – Nominated for 1 XBIZ Award and 2 AVN Awards, including Specialty Release of the Year

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Kayden Kross’s Casting Couch – Nominated for the XBIZ Award for Pro-Am Release of the Year

Keisha Grey – Nominated for 1 XBIZ Award and 6 AVN Awards, including Female Performer of the Year

All Access: Abella Danger – Nominated for 1 XBIZ Award and 1 AVN, including Performer Showcase of the Year and Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene

Gangbang Me 2 – Nominated for 3 XBIZ Awards and 3 AVN Awards, including Best Group Sex Scene and Most Outrageous Sex Scene

POV Punx 11 – Curvy Girls – Nominated for the AVN for Best Continuing Series

Diary of a Sex Slave – Nominated for 2 XBIZ Awards for All-Sex Release of the Year and Director of the Year – Non-Feature Release

 

A Thing Of BeautyLesbian Fashionistas – Nominated for 3 XBIZ Awards and 1 AVN Award including All-Girl Release of the Year and Best Actress

Fuck the Police – Nominated for the AVN for Best Comedy

Ms. Grey – Nominated for 2 XBIZ Awards and 4 AVN’s, including Best BDSM Movie and Best Director – Parody

A Thing of Beauty – Nominated for 4 XBIZ Awards and 1 AVN, including Best Drama and Director of the Year – Feature Release

Trans6uals – Nominated for the XBIZ Award for Transgender Release of the Year

B. Skow – Nominated for 3 XBIZ Awards and 1 AVN Award, including Director of the Year

Mia KhalifaNominated for the XBIZ Award for Star Showcase of the Year

Comic Book Freaks and Cosplay Geekscomic-book-freaks-210x300 – Nominated for the XBIZ Award for Fetish Release of the Year and the AVN for Best Makeup

FemDom Dream Date – Nominated for the AVN Award for Best BDSM Movie

Jacky St. James – Nominated for 4 XBIZ Awards and 3 AVN’s including Director of the Year

Wild Inside – Nominated for 5 XBIZ Awards and 3 AVN’s including Best Drama and Couples-Themed Release of the Year

Richie Calhoun – Nominated for 2 XBIZ Awards and 2 AVN’s, including Best Actor

Killer Kleavage from Outer Space – Nominated for 5 AVN’s including Best Comedy and Best Screenplay

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