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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Election Day Positions

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With election day here I thought it would be a good idea to put together a list of positions fit for everything that is the 2016 Presidential Election for the good ole US of A. Be careful, it’s all fun and shit today, but you might pay for it tomorrow…

The Squeeze

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I figured we’d start with all the undecided voters out there since there’s a record amount this year. Just like Ariana Marie up there, you’re being squeezed with lots of pressure mounting from all sides. There are derogatory recordings and countless emails to sift through, with everybody from your momma and aunties to Jay-Z and Beyonce telling you to go out and vote. At first, you think you can handle it, but at this point the stress is almost unbearable and you just want it to be over! Don’t worry, it almost is. Just remember that at the end of the day, no matter which way you lean, there’s still a dick in your mouth, and it’s gonna be there for the next 4 years, so make sure at the very least it’s the dick of your choice!

Manhandled

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For those of you unaware, that very strong man up there (with his boots still on…rude!) is Prince Yahshua, and he is manhandling the very beautiful Kagney Lynn Karter. When Prince gets his legs wrapped around you like that it’s over. You’re getting manhandled and there’s nothing you can do about it. From that position he may choose to flip you over into a pile driver or standing 69 but you won’t have any control over it. This election is manhandling the American people as I type! You feel like you’re making a choice and taking an active role in your future, but look at the choices…just like with Yahshua up there, you’re fucked.

Too Damn Much

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In the closing weeks approaching Election Day I’ve seen anti Hillary Clinton television ads with her drawn as a cartoon figure pulling puppet strings with The Simpsons theme song playing in the background. I’ve seen drawn images of Donald Trump groping more pussies than I’ve ever witnessed in porn, and The New York Times vs. The Wall Street Journal battle has reached a new level of nuclear passive aggressive warfare. Everybody is doing too damn much just like that creative threesome up there! I mean, I can’t turn on the T.V., open a newspaper or magazine, or walk past a billboard without being subjected to one outrageous statement after the next, all filled with opinions that if you ask me are all wrong (I’m a philosophy major, I get to call your opinion wrong, accept it). Please, keep the creativity coming and the wheels spinning, but at some point we have to draw a line. Does that shit up there look safe to you!? Exactly, and neither is this election.

The Spidey-Blow

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Ever since that damn Spider-Man movie everybody wants to do everything upside down. This entire election is upside down and has been since the very beginning. The choices leading up to Donald and Hillary weren’t great to begin with, which is how we find ourselves in this place. Bending over backwards trying to make the best decision for your future and those you love just to take a dick in the throat at the end of the day. Plus you wake up with back pain in the morning.

It Hurts

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Jackie had fair warning. She knew what she was getting into before she got there. The information was out there and Lorenzo made himself available for questions and explanations. You can tell by the look on her face and how she tightens her body and keeps it that way while he fucks her in the ass. She’s bracing herself and yet here she is, experiencing pain and pleasure at the highest level possible (if you disagree you’ve obviously never had anything up your ass). That’s what we’re headed for over the next 4 years people. No matter which way you vote, you’re going to have the good with the bad. Emails and gropes, insults and non-explanations, walls and wars; this is our future, so tighten up, brace for the pain when it comes, and pray to whoever the fuck you pray to for an orgasm to quickly follow.

Follow The Authentic Lesbian on Twitter @authenticlezz1 for political insight into the doom that is sure to come…and go.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Why You Should Pay For Your Porn

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When it comes to why you should pay for porn instead of watching free stuff on tube sites, most people already know the main arguments. The industry will die out if consumers don’t invest and support it, beloved performers will cease performing, you’re stealing and morally corrupting your soul… you know, the usual guilt-laced rhetoric. If you’re an honest and decent human being that will do the trick and you should be proud of yourself. Most of us aren’t honest and decent human beings however, and for those who fall into that category (my kindred), I have a list of five reasons you should pay for porn that will hopefully reach your cold, dark, unethical heart.

Build Up Your Staminastamina

Yes, most of us only need a good 8 to 10 minutes to successfully rub one out, and even then we’re leaving plenty of room to drag it out, but don’t you want to last longer? Especially when you’re actually with another person? Well, just like the old saying goes, practice makes perfect, and you can’t reach perfection with just a 10-minute clip. That’s where paying for porn pays off for you! On our site you can buy full movies, scenes, or pay by the minute, which means most of us will have a little time to spare. I like to spend my extra time watching the rest of the scene, and usually I get worked up all over again. Being more than just a one-and-done girl was that simple.

Hide Your History

history-hide-editPeople don’t like sharing their porn interests, and for good reason. You don’t necessarily want your girl, who happens to be battling an eating disorder, to know about your intense passion for BBW porn. You also don’t want your grandma, who needs to open your laptop whenever she straightens up the computer room, to find out you recently became fascinated with how a gummy blowjob, complete with dentures on the nightstand, feels. This is a lesson I learned the hard way, and one you don’t have to worry about when you pay for porn! Just like anything you pay for these days, paid adult sites like ours have preferences you can set to automatically clear or hide your history. Even if you leave the site up and logged in while you’re away, nosey little brother won’t be able to see what you were beaming to the Chromecast late last night.

No Ad Distractions

distractionI finally found what looks like the perfect female orgasm massage 7-minute clip and my mood is already set. The laptop is set up to avoid the sun glare from the window, my pillow is propped up and ready to provide ample support, the door is locked for those who were raised without manners and constantly forget to knock, and the authentic lesbian is ready for pleasure time! Sure, I had to browse through 17 pages of clips, but the leg work is done and I plan to be actively napping 15 minutes from now. I hit play and everything is going according to plan when suddenly out of the corner of my right eye I see an alien face fucking the shit out of a schoolgirl with his green penis that also happens to have a penis! What the fuck man?! I can’t stop looking now, it’s like a train wreck, but my mood is completely shot. Maybe some of you can masturbate while that shit is going on, but my attention span is way too fickle. Moment ruined.

Soooo Much Crazy Shit To Discover

balloon-coverWhen you pay for something you try to get the most out of it, and with porn it’s no different. The 2nd thing I did when my paid subscription started was browse through categories I’d never heard of or wanted to know more about. I didn’t know people were into fully dressed women popping balloons while smoking cigarettes, but I do now, and I think I’m a better person for it. I also never stopped to think that camel toe was a turn on for people, and while I knew foot fetishes were a happening thing, I had no idea people could lose their shit just watching random women walk around a park in various footwear. I’m telling you, it really puts a lot of things into perspective when you start wandering outside of your comfort zone, and I’m only scratching the surface here. Plus, you might find something you’re into that otherwise you never would have looked for on those unorganized, ad-filled tube sites.

You Can Make It Personal

personalOn HotMovies and HotMoviesforHer we recommend movies for you based on what you’ve previously watched, and while this might not sound like a big deal, it’s a huge time saver when you’re looking for something new, and it’s a way to make sure you see what you like regardless of how old or new it is. My favorite though is the live chat. Just like with web cam girls, this experience is completely tailored for your personal taste. It brings the fantasy to life even more when you hear a woman saying your name and speaking directly to you. I can’t even explain the rush from just thinking about it. You can’t get that experience if you don’t pay for it though, and trust me, it’s worth it! It’s like back in the day when everyone tried to make interactive DVDs, except it doesn’t suck.

I’m willing to bet I’ve appealed to your narcissistic and self-preserving personality since the moral and ethical arguments didn’t get through and, if you don’t already, hopefully you’ll start paying for your porn. You pay one way or another to nut anyway, so put on your Spike Lee ball cap do the right thing!

 

The Authentic Lesbian hails from Baltimore City and often finds herself wondering why people look at her funny when she’s talking about giant clits and the possibility of real alien amateur porn while waiting on the bus stop. If all or none of this interests you, you should follow her on twitter @authenticlezz1 because she’s in an invisible competition for followers with the rest of the Twitterverse, and right now it’s just sad.

Happy Halloween with Burning Angel

joannaangelJoanna Angel revolutionized porn with her vision of hot, alternative women making dirty movies and creative parodies. With her homages to classic horror, pinup couture , and popular culture, Burning Angel Entertainment has become the standard when it comes to modified women in porn. Joanna may have started in the “alternative” genre, but her hard work and creative vision has turned Burning Angel into an authority in the industry. Halloween is the perfect time to sit down with someone you fancy, and watch spooky parodies and horror remakes from the alt-genre master. Happy Halloween!

Evil Head

evilheadAn abandoned cabin in the woods is the perfect place for four friends to have an exciting and romantic getaway. They discover the book of Necronomicum, which turns members of the group into possessed demons. Watch as Ash (Tommy Pistol), Linda (Joanna Angel), Shelly (Kleio Valentien) and Scotty (Danny Wylde) unleash unspeakable evil from the “Book of the Head.” Evil Head brings you everything you would want in this pornographic horror remake – talking taxidermy, chainsaws, demons, and a gangbang with possessed trees.

 

Cindy, Queen of Hell

cindyqueenodhellIs it better to serve in heaven, or reign in Hell? Raven (Joanna Angel) had a fling with the devil (Xander Corvus) and got knocked up. Now, 21 years later, she must tell her daughter Cindy (Leigh Raven) the truth about her real father. Cindy is presented with the choice: remain on Earth…or be the next ruler of Hell! Follow Cindy’s voyage through the underworld filled with debaucherous demon sex and see her take fate into her own hands!

 

Fuckenstien

fuckenstienDuring their nightly romp, Joanna Angel and Dr. Frankenstein suddenly did something that had never happened to them before! She went wild when he stuck his fingers right in her ass WHILE he was fucking her pussy. Inspiration stuck, and the scientist created a monster whose sole purpose on this earth was to doubly penetrate his wife. Of course, everything got a little out of hand when his monster creation’s ego amped up, and the monster dick got out of control. It’s a XXX-rated homage to everyone’s favorite classic horror flick.

 

The XXXorcist

xxxorcistAfter all other exorcism methods fail; Father Merkin (Tommy Pistol) has no other option but to fuck the hell (and the devil) out of a possessed woman, Regan Teresa MacFeel (Joanna Angel). Her Mother, Mrs. Mac Feel (Kylee Kross) looks on helplessly until she succumbs to the evil and becomes possessed as well. Father Merkin is compelled to fight for his life with his cock.

 

A Very Adult Wednesday Addams

wednesdayadamsWednesday Addams is all grown up! While she’s still fond of black, destruction, and death, she’s found some new interests since growing up; namely, her desire for dick! Mama Morticia had no problem keeping her man’s cauldron hot; now it’s time for Wednesday to learn how to wrap men in her spider’s web as well!

 

Comic Book Freaks and Cosplay Geeks

2016 AVN Nominee for Best Makeup

comicbookfreakcosplaygeeksFrom Joanna Angel comes  a fun and sexy set of scenes featuring the gorgeous, tattooed Burning Angels Draven Star, Larkin Love, Sheridan Love, London Lanchester, Annie Cruz and Rizzo Ford. Dressed up in sexy cosplay, these nerdy girls aren’t shy when it comes to fucking like crazy. The dialogue is funny, the sex is hot, and the orgasms are through the roof!

 

Cosplay Geeks 2

cospalygeeks2Ever notice how much sexier your favorite geek culture characters look in person at Comic-Con? So did we! We found five hot cosplayer girls to bring your nerdy, dirty fan fiction fantasies to life! Your favorite Burning Angel Girls cosplay the best indie and major comic, anime, and manga characters! Joanna And Small Hands in “The Nightmare Before XXXmas.” Draven Star As “Horny Potter.” Roggie and Nat Turner as “Spectrum and Luke Cage.” Rachel Ravaged in “Star Trek.” And Ophelia Rain as “Vampirella.”

 

The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody

walkingdeadAfter a month in a hospital bed, County Sheriff Rick woke up from a coma and quickly realized the world has been overrun by zombies. One odd notion was especially concerning; these zombies are hungry for brains…and sex! A jizz shot was the only sure-fire way to return these undead creatures to the grave!

 

 

 

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Director Joanna Angel calls her gothic new Burning Angel Entertainment release “a dark and demonic film,” and considering the devilish talents of such stars as 2011 AVN nominees Draven Star and Bella Vendetta, it’s easy to see why. Burning Angel favorites Star, Vendetta, Felix, Asphyxia, and Ranie Mae squeeze into velvet lace and don some dark eyeliner before throwing down nearly three hours of intense screwing. Hot sex and cool goth-punk sounds by Kommunity FK set the stage for two hours and thirty eight minutes of humorous hardcore action in the patented Burning Angel tradition. With Draven and Bella on board, this “dark and demonic film” is a trip to the promised land you’ll never forget!

 

Re-Penetrator

repenetratorRe-Penerator is a pornographic spoof of H.P. Lovecraft’s 80’s horror flick Re-Animator. The film is the story of a stripper (Joanna Angel), who after being dead for twenty years, is resurrected by a perverted mad scientist, Dr. Hubert Breast (Tommy Pistol). Dr. Breast vaginally injects the long dead, but exquisitely preserved, exotic dancer with a special serum so the re-penetrated corpse will return for the VIP room in hell and crave nothing but sex. After he injects her with a gooey green potion, the stripper awakens with an insatiable craving for balls and fucks the mad scientist from the gurney to the grave.

 

Killer Kleavage From Outer Space

killercleavagefromouterspaceThe inhabitants of Planet Areola are quickly becoming extinct, and one Earth penis could save them all. Not just any penis – a perfect penis. Experimentation with an imperfect penis WILL result in deadly tit-lasers. With Areola’s impending doom, Captain Sheridan knows she must send Jessie Lee to complete this mission. Why Jessie? Well, because she likes dick a lot.

Trying Porn For The Fuck Of It

2016-09-23_9-34-05Part of my job at HotMoviesForHer.com is looking through our new releases and making sure that we reach out to new stars and get biographical information for their bio pages. This means that I see all the new content that comes through our office. I notice trends, new stars, star’s “firsts” (first anal scene or boy/girl scene, etc) and I’ve seen an interesting trend within the last few years. I’ve seen non-traditional-looking performers who make a film just for the sake of checking it off their bucket list. This seems pretty amazing given the stigma of porn performing, especially if you are not trying to make a career from it. There are also female performers who are using porn as a vehicle for other entertainment work. Does this trend point towards the lessening of the stigma around making a porn? Is porn actually a jump start to another professional, non-adult career?

2016-09-23_9-34-19Let’s Look at Diana Colton, an undergrad student at NYU who was half-curious about the process of making a porn and decided to apply to James Deen’s website and see if she would be called to shoot with him. She was surprised when they called her, she got tested, and then she shot with him. She liked it enough to do a few other scenes with him, but she has never shot with anyone else in the industry, nor does she plan to. She just wanted to explore what making a sex film was like. She did interviews in major publications, told people where she went to school, and had no qualms about being pro-sex and intellectual at the same time. Diana is not planning to make any more films and does not want to make a career from adult work, she just wanted to try it out.

2016-09-23_9-33-28 Luna Lavey is a similar story. Luna is heavily modified and has a facial tattoo. She does not look like the average young starlet entering the the industry. She wanted to film for Burning Angel as she liked their content, her personal style fits their aesthetic, and she was comfortable being sexual in front of the camera. She told all the important people in her life about her plans and had lots of support. After her scene, she decided it was a great experience, but she never had to do it again. These women are just a few examples of the new crop of women who are exploring their sexuality in public in an industry that is rapidly changing.

So often we hear two main narratives about female porn stars. Often there is the negative spin that someone was in a dark place when they turned to porn and then things got worse, then they found Jesus. Or, newcomers often spout how much they love sex and how everyone in their family told them they should pursue a career in adult because of their high sexual energy, or they always wanted to be a porn star. While bits of both of these stories are certainly true for many women in porn, there hasn’t really been a ton of people (until recently) who have decided to do a scene just for the fuck of it-pun intended. That’s why performers like Diana and Luna are so interesting. Neither of them wanted to be stars, but they felt comfortable enough to be in front of a camera having sex, knowing that a ton of people would see it. This kind of experimentation also happens more often on queer porn sets and some fetish content. Check out the Crash Pad Series, Abby Winters, Heavenly Spire, and Foxhouse Films for more amateur performers who felt comfortable enough with their sexuality to show the world an intimate encounter.

np3There’s another trend I have noticed within the last few years, but has become more noticeable this year. Lots of female performers are moonlighting as DJs. Famously, Sasha Grey has been DJing since 2009, but she’s been getting a lot more attention for her skills this year, and Carter Cruise and Jessie Andrews have been doing these gigs for three years. Samantha Bentley just started getting big gigs after she DJed the Game of Thrones fourth season wrap party. Lexi Bardot, Gracie Glam, Julia Bond all DJ , and before porn Brittany Blaze started out as a comedian and DJ. But, this year in particular, two women have stood out for their DJ/music efforts as well as their scenes. While Nikki Phoenix is pursuing porn performing and distribution in addition to a music career, she just released a full album this year and DJs tons of events. Darcie Dolce was DJing before porn and decided to shoot some scenes in order to get her brand out there. It seems that porn and DJing is a symbiotic relationship and has been a vehicle for all of these women to get their music careers going.

2016-09-23_14-22-30There are few performers that make the transition from big-time porn stars to mainstream super stars, but that doesn’t seem to be the end goal for these women. Porn is an area of interest, not their full-time personae or career goal, and performing is allowing them to explore different parts of their lives. It is interesting to watch if these trends continue and if more women will use porn as a jumping off point for non-adult work in the future.

Judy Hologram’s Favorite Artsy Fartsy Anal Scenes

When I graduated from art school, no one had even looked at my butthole in years, nor did I ever think that I’d wind up watching porn for a living. Yet here I am now, talking butt stuff and gapes with the best of them. It’s well known that there’s tons of crappy, basic trash movies in the porn world, so it’s always a treat when a fuck flick tickles my right brain. This is especially true when anal is involved; anal tends to get a bad rap with civilians for being what only the grossest of bros could ever want to do. Some scenes prove that anal fucking can be pretty, valuable, erotic, and downright artistically presented. Here’s my favorite artsy fartsy anal scenes!

The Art of Anal Sex 2 – Zoey Monroe, Karla Kush, and Manuel Ferrara

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If you’ve got the word “art” in your title there’d better be some kinda woo woo going on in there. All-anal studio Tushy is known for their naturally lit butt fucking scenes, with hot dudes, gorgeous lingerie, and participants who get their fantasies fulfilled instead of crying out in pain. Here we have a kind of typical corny porno set-up; Karla and Zoey are bickering step-sisters, and Karla demands that Zoey doesn’t fuck in the house while their parents are away.

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But when Karla tries to blackmail Zoey with footage of her blowing Manuel, she finds out that she’s not such a prude after all. Manuel takes control and seduces Karla pretty quick, ending a mercifully short plot setup and delivering us straight into the anal fuckery. The dirty talk from Zoey and Manuel here is glorious as they turn Karla into a butt slut, and the whole thing is just beautifully filmed.

Art kid who will jerk it to this: has a tasty trust fund and a cushy internship at a Chelsea gallery.

Girl/Boy 2 – Dana Vespoli and Markus Dupree

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If you’ve ever read this blog in your life, you’ve probably caught onto the fact that we’re all obsessed with performer/director Dana Vespoli. This summer she brought us Girl/Boy 2, one of my favorite movies of the year, which opened with an analtastic tribute to the late, great David Bowie. Dana and Markus don Aladdin Sane/Ziggy Stardust inspired make-up and genderbending suits and dresses in a minimalist set, and then Markus fucks Dana’s ass.

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I think Andi’s review of the scene said it best: “At times Dana is submissive and pleads with Markus, and at other times she is definitely in charge. Just like the Starman, Dana and Markus create a scene in which they ask the audience what it means to be a boy or a girl. Is it how we like to have sex, or is it the clothes we wear?”

Art kid who will jerk it to this: studies the work of Carolee Schneemann and has a great vinyl collection.

Abella – Abella Danger and Manuel Ferrara

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Mason is arguably the greatest living gonzo director. Her intense interviews humanize her porn star subjects while also celebrating their enviable bodies and seemingly super-human sexual prowess. The second scene of this summer’s star showcase Abella opens with an interview with its wunderkind star Abella Danger as she candidly discusses how much she loves her job, but also how she’s had difficulty finding true romantic intimacy outside of work.

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Her scene with Manuel takes place in an old, empty warehouse loft lit by a single skylight, with ass slaps and moans and gasps echoing off the bare brick walls. Their chemistry is spectacular; they go at each other at a frenetic, hungry pace, Manuel murmuring commands while Abella begs for him to fuck her. They hold each other tight and hardly ever break eye contact. It’s incredibly intimate, especially for a super hardcore gonzo anal scene, and the way that they hold each other at the end is gorgeous and sweet.

Art kid who will jerk it to this: just wants a life partner to share their converted factory loft with.

The Submission of Emma Marx – Penny Pax and Richie Calhoun

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The sudden popularity of the problematic 50 Shades Of Grey series brought a sudden rush of people who were suddenly interested in BDSM relationships without any idea of how that should safely be implemented. There were many XXX movies that tried to capitalize on it, but none did it more successfully than The Submission Of Emma Marx from director Jacky St. James. The third scene is a montage of Emma’s training under Mr. Frederick, beginning with him presenting her with an anal training kit and assuring her that they will never do anything that she doesn’t consent to.

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It’s everything that 50 Shades should have been, and its depiction on screen is sublime. After training her ass to take a cock over a period of weeks, Emma begs for Mr. Frederick’s cock while he teases her in his office, warming her up until he very slowly enters her from behind. Penny, Richie, and Jacky all put in some of their best work here, resulting in one of the most romantic, erotic anal scenes in porno history.

Art kid who will jerk it to this: the thirty-something grad student who left a high paying office job to pursue graphic design.

Check out more anal porn on HotMoviesForHer.

Judy Hologram is the art kid who jerks it to other art kids. You can follow her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lefty

lefty-coverLefty, a cool title from Sweetheart Video directed by and starring the always brilliant Dana Vespoli, is about Linda “Lefty” Lumaban, an undefeated boxer on top of the world after a really rough childhood. The story goes that Lefty was discovered by a cop named Sullivan while beating an assailant trying to attack her after her mother abandoned her on the streets of L.A. at 14 years old. I know, heavy shit for a porno, right? Turns out Sully found a natural fighter when he stumbled on the scene to help a helpless teen and the pair became thicker than family as he retired from the force and took on the role of her full time trainer/manager. Now, Lefty is undefeated, has enough money to buy Floyd Mayweather AND the Money Team, and is dating pornographic actress Alexis Texas, whom she fucks regularly in her huge ass mansion. That’s a dream come true for anyone! I really appreciate the way the movie opens. It got me hype like I was getting ready to watch an actual boxing match. Plus Dana isn’t wearing any makeup in this flick and nothing turns me on more than a naturally beautiful woman. I know it’s been said before but anyone can look good in some tight jeans and heels with a little makeup applied, but if you can rock oversized sweats, or in this case boxing gloves and shorts wearing a sports bra and no face paint, you’re fucking gorgeous, no question about it. Dana is fucking gorgeous!

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Scene 1 – Dana Vespoli & Alexis Texas

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Right away we start off with sex, which I love (we’ll pay for it later though…). No talking now that we have the back story, and we can assume Lefty, played by Dana, won the fight she was preparing for in the opening because she’s laying back on the bed chilling without a care in the world. Boo thing Alexis walks in wearing a tight red dress made for taking off and strips right in front of her champion. Before you read any further I would like to ask for you to take a moment of silence to just appreciate all that ass Alexis Texas throws Dana’s way. Just look at that picture up there! That girl should be thanked for carrying that around with her all day. Good Lawd I love it! You can easily see why the first thing Lefty did was grab a handful of that beautiful butt and hold on for dear life. I could stare at it for hours…hell, I did stare at it for hours.

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They kiss and fondle and all that good stuff before Lefty goes down on Alexis and licks her pussy until she cums. Only 11 minutes in and we already have an orgasm. Gotta love that! The initial moaning from Alexis feels forced in my opinion, but it’s easy to hear when Lefty starts hitting all the right spots. Alexis returns the favor by going down on her champion which causes Lefty to tense up and grab for pillow and sheets and all of the above. Even better Alexis smothers her face completely in Lefty’s pussy with her ass high up in the air twerking. I couldn’t decide if I wanted to be the one getting head or the one standing behind that booty with the way Alexis was working it. After watching Lefty’s body quiver with orgasm spasms I quickly decided I like to be the one getting head propped up a little so I could see her ass too. She definitely has one you can see from behind. Then this shit happened and I don’t know if I was more horny or jealous…

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They’re trying to kill me and it’s just the first scene! Imagine being under that. It’s probably like a waterfall from heaven. I can’t lie, I got a little upset with Dana for not switching lives with me at this point. Look at that view. Look at Alexis’ pussy lips. You know that shit is just dripping! You can tell by how wide open Lefty’s mouth is, making sure she catches everything. To be just a fly in the room that day would have been torture. I want in! Anyway, they go back and forth one more time making each other cream. They finger fuck and touch and grind and all that good stuff but nothing tops mount Texas sitting on Lefty’s face…nothing!

Scene 2 – Julia Ann & Bree Daniels

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You see that woman up there? That’s a woman who is about to have her world collapse around her in a matter of minutes. As you can see, Lefty is scheduled for a fight but there’s no Sully around. Then the phone rings and it ain’t good news. Sully died and took all Lefty’s optimism and will to fight with him. She goes into complete shutdown mode and disappears from the world of boxing and longtime girlfriend Alexis Texas. It’s to the point where her own friends don’t even know where she is. I get it though. The only adult/father figure she’s ever known, the guy who helped mold her into the larger than life success story that she is, is gone just like that. Sad shit man, really sad shit. Are you horny? Yeah, me either…

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Flash forward however many years and here’s Erin, played by Bree Daniels, a cute young journalist trying to make a name for herself at a magazine company, in bed with her ex-professor/current partner Julia Ann. Earlier that day she pitched an idea to her boss that she’s really excited about. Turns out another female boxer, Hernandez, has been knocking bitches out left and right for a while and wants to retire. Only problem is she wants to retire on top and the only way you can do that is to beat the best. She calls out Linda “Lefty” Lumaban in a press conference in a sort of publicity stunt/challenge (thanks for all you did for the sport, Ali!) but nobody knows where the champ is. Erin wants to find Lefty and convince her to fight while also doing an interview, but in order to do that she has to first find and interview those from Lefty’s past, including the still performing Alexis Texas. Julia is cool with that, but wants to leave a lasting impression on her young girlfriend to help discourage any temptation that might come with the territory of interviewing a sexy ass porn star.

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As you can tell from the look on Erin’s face, Julia is doing a damn good job. After a minute or two of sensual kissing, neck nibbling, and light petting, all of which lasted too long for my taste, Julia lays her young tender down on her back and does things with her tongue that incite eye rolls, funny faces, and the calling out of a particular deity. When it’s time to return the favor Erin does exactly what I would do if left alone in a room with a naked Julia Ann…go straight for those titties! For all the time spent kissing and touching one would think the boobs would get more than just the usual grope and nipple lick, but sadly that’s all we get. I think 30 seconds of motor boating would have been fantastic but I’m very bias. Anyway, Julia’s body is amazing and Erin does everything she can, hitting all the right spots, to make it squirm and shake with orgasmic pleasure.

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As slow as parts of this scene seemed at times, I absolutely loved watching Julia take control and send her young thang’s body through the works. This time she fingers Erin to an earth shattering orgasm that I swear I felt in my lady parts! And to top things off she asks “Who’s pussy is it?” while Erin can hardly control her spasms let alone speak. You know how you can tell when a woman is trying to force an orgasm? Maybe she’s tightening her and pushing her abdominal muscles or something like that? Well, this is not one of those times. Julia makes young tender cum over and over again and it was so hot I didn’t even mind the extra kissing and rubbing at the end. This is the type of sex that puts you straight to sleep after you bust a nut and I definitely was worn out afterwards.

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Scene 3 – Alexis Texas & Dani Daniels & AJ Applegate

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Erin is able to catch up with the still performing and still gorgeous Alexis Texas and learns a few things about the elusive Lefty, but with Texas sitting there fully naked save for a skimpy robe, I have no clue how she was able to stay focused. Maybe all that good Julia Ann lovin’ really did work. Texas tells Erin how much of a sweetheart Lefty was and how when they met at an after party in Vegas it was love at first sight. She explains that while Lefty could be very romantic and thoughtful, she was never really one to let others in, she was always a guarded person, but after Sully’s death she completely shut down and shut everyone who cared about her out of her life. My ears perked up when Erin asked what role Texas played in Lefty’s life to which she replied…

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Look at that beautiful shit! You got Lefty sitting there with a black eye looking all badass sexy with Alexis Texas on her arm and 2 strippers/playthings, Dani Daniels and AJ Applegate, ready and willing to do whatever is asked of them. Talk about the good life! What ensues is an above average threesome that looked like tons off fun for everyone involved. My only complaint is that they could have found better fake money to use in the beginning of the scene.

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Texas gets most of the initial attention with Daniels giving her head while Applegate sucks her tits, but just like with most threesomes, one participant kind of gets ganged up on and in this one, that lucky person is Daniels. After sucking Texas off, Daniels finds herself in an interesting sandwich. She’s now attempting to give Applegate head while pro clit sucker Texas is making it very difficult for her to do so. If her moans are any indication, Texas was back there putting in work! Applegate and Texas team up again on Daniels, this time with Texas sitting on her face and Applegate eating her pussy. Texas’ ass on your face is enough to push anybody over the edge, but from the sound of things Applegate knows her way around a coochie too.

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This threesome is definitely balanced with no one truly being left out, but after a while I found myself feeling a little bad for Applegate. It seemed like she wasn’t getting as much love as everybody else, but that feeling quickly went away after watching her get more attention. Alexis Texas licks her pussy while Daniels licks her asshole a few times and from the look of things, it was well worth the wait. Whenever you end with a smile on your face you can definitely call that experience a success.

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Scene 4 – Dana Vespoli & Bree Daniels

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Remember how I told you we’d pay for the quick action in scene 1? Well, the time to pay up is now. There’s A LOT of dialogue before we see any tits and ass, but in the movie’s defense it’s all important to the plot in developing the viewer’s understanding of Lefty and everything she’s been through, from the highs to the lows. I wasn’t very horny during any part of it, but I found myself completely wrapped up in the plot to the point where I almost forgot I was watching a porno, and I really enjoyed myself. Shit gets really real again though too, so be prepared for some sadness.

Initially Erin has a hard time tracking the whereabouts of one Linda “Lefty” Lumaban, but when she gets a call from one of Lefty’s old sparing partners her luck changes. Alec, the old sparring partner, tells Erin that he knows where Lefty lives and is more than willing to share the info with her as long as she promises to convince Lefty to fight Hernandez in an effort to prove to herself that she can win without Sully. Of course, Erin makes the impossible promise and shows up at Lefty’s house unannounced with phone/tape recorder app in hand. Naturally Left isn’t happy when she walks up to find a stranger sitting in her yard and after finding out what she is there for she looks ready to throw a quick left jab Erin’s way. Lefty doesn’t seem willing to get back in the ring, despite maintaining her conditioning as evidenced by the boxing shoes sitting in front of her door, and Erin doesn’t push the issue too much. Instead, she agrees to leave her alone, but only after reading a quote from Sully in an interview he did years ago. She reads an excerpt that basically says the talent was always in Lefty, Sully just needed to polish and focus it, and you can tell it’s getting to Lefty. She’s starting to listen. From here we get to see Lefty visit the old gym, meet with some trainers and old friends, including Alec, and decide to fight Hernandez after all.

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Lefty eventually agrees to sit down for an interview with Erin and eventually they fuck, but stay with me for now. This interview actually turns out to be somewhat groundbreaking as Lefty lets Erin in and gets more personal than she would have in the past. She reveals that (get ready for the sadness people, there’s gonna be tears in the cum after this one) when Sully found her she wasn’t fending off a strange attacker but actually her pimp who knocked her up. Right! Not horny at all right now! She beat the crap out of him and stayed out of the streets with Sully’s help, and gave her daughter up for adoption because of her age and not being able to provide for her. Now you see why she was so close to Sully and why she never let anybody in. Right here, Dana Vespoli’s acting really shines. It’s no secret she can act as she’s been in in countless plot features before, but this one really got to me, probably because it’s such a sad story and really brings a lot of issues to the forefront. After seeing how vulnerable Lefty is, Erin reveals that growing up she watched her pop beat up on her mom (I’m totally out of the mood at this point and don’t think it’s possible to get back in) and looked to Lefty as a role model for courage and inspiration after everything she did for women in combat sports. This interview was a lot for everybody involved, including me, because now we get a much needed bathroom break for Erin who takes the opportunity to splash water on her face. Same thing I did to wipe away the tears.

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Finally, we get some sex! Out of nowhere, they start making out in the bathroom doorway and the kissing has intent behind it which is always cool to watch. They make out for a while, just like in the 2nd scene, but this time it felt necessary, like this was the pair getting to know each other or something. Erin takes control when clothes come off, laying Lefty on her back and kissing her way down her body until to reaches Lefty’s pussy. She licks her pussy like she’s fucking her idol, which is a big nod to Bree. She stays in character even with the sex, and in a feature where the acting is crucial to the movie you have to appreciate that. Plus, she makes Dana grab bed sheets and nut all over the place! Lefty definitely returns the favor when Erin sits on her face. I’m pretty sure she came at least 2 times while up there, and watching her lose control of her body again was priceless. I kept my eyes on her torso almost the entire time in sheer amazement that 1. her body could handle all that convulsing without skitzing the fuck out for real, and 2. at how much of a workout she was getting. I know sex is a great way to exercise but this is better than the ab belt thingy they’re always selling on daytime TV!

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After that pure pleasure overload, Erin kisses Lefty as if to say “thank you” which would be the right thing to do at this point. They get into a really sexy position where they’re face to face on their knees and begin to fondle each other. I can’t even explain the excitement this brought into my life! Erin sucks Lefty’s nipples while fingering and fondling her clit which naturally sends Lefty completely over the deep end and the result is a bunch of sexy yet funny faces that you can tell are just straight up bodily reactions and the whole thing is intoxicating. They flip one more time and Erin gets yet another workout as Lefty licks and sucks her pussy, swallowing all the cum in the process.

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The couple kisses until the scene fades and then we get to watch brief clips of Lefty at the gym training and getting pumped and taped up in the locker room before the big fight. She takes a moment and, I’m guessing, says a few words to Sully looking on from the afterlife, and gets ready to hit the ring when in walks new boo, and successful journalist, Erin with a surprise for the champ. She found her daughter and brought her to the match. Not sure I’d want my daughter to watch me get hit in my face the first time we meet, but Lefty’s the best in the business for a reason and she kicks Hernandez’s ass. We never do know if Hernandez put off retirement or not.

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I thoroughly enjoyed Lefty. The sex was exactly what you would expect from Sweetheart and Dana Vespoli, and the plot was beautifully written, but what really did it for me was the acting. Everyone sold their character and brought the emotion of the story to life. As a viewer you can’t ask for much more than that.

Check out Lefty here and comment below to let me know what you think.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Cops Gone Wild

Cops Gone Wild CoverFan favorite Lily Cade is back in action as Officer Cade in a HotMoviesforHer exclusive and it is glorious! L.A.’s most corrupt law enforcer is in full effect and taking no days off, vowing to keep the streets we hold so dear to our hearts safe from crime with her legendary chase downs, house calls, and of course my personal favorite, the cavity searches! There’s nothing like spending a day with OC, and from the very beginning you’ll be entertained by everything from her going on and on about paper work and how she doesn’t lose it, to the FBI launching an internal affairs investigation into her methods, and the handy cam camera work that makes you feel like you’re watching a real episode of COPS. I know I’m completely biased being the huge Officer Cade fan girl that I am (how could you not be after watching Fuck The Police!?), but seriously, the awesomeness was not spared on this one.

Scene 1 – Lily Cade & Bella Rossi

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Immediately Officer Cade starts spitting the using rhetoric about how TV glorifies the job when really it isn’t that glamorous, how a majority of it is paperwork (I come from a family of police officers and I can assure you this complaint is real), and how she’s nothing but dedicated to keeping the public safe from crime. I’m already eating this bullshit like a bowl of fruity pebbles on a Saturday morning, but my favorite is when she claims to wear a wedding ring to keep men and distractions away. Now I’m no stranger to Officer Cade so I already know the last thing she’s trying to do is avoid distractions, but I’m more than willing to play along. As she’s laying out the list of offenses she usually encounters, “crime happens,” and Cade and an extremely out of shape camera person (queue the heavy breathing) are chasing Bella Rossi’s fine ass. Now, she was obviously doing something wrong because she ran and then briefly tries to bribe the officer of the law into letting her go, but without a doubt Cade breaks all types of laws in dealing with the criminal. She points out a no trespassing sign and decides that’s what she’s going to book Bella on, but not before telling her to strip so she can be searched for “other crimes.”

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Of course, assuming the position comes after the clothes are fully off and she even made Bella cough. I love every second so far! As you can tell from the picture above Cade has more in store for this minor criminal. She starts fondling and fingering Bella and at this point you hardly hear any complaints about the search. Officer Cade makes Bella stand up against some rusted gate and begins pulling her hair while continuing to finger her pussy. The corruption mixed with Bella’s moaning is almost too much to handle, but then Cade walks out of camera range, obviously with something more in store as she says “don’t move or I’ll have to arrest you for uh…moving violation,” and poor helpless Bella is standing there all naked and vulnerable telling herself “do what you gotta do to stay out of prison.” I can’t lie, there was a moment of sadness but when Cade steps back in the picture, still fully uniformed, but with a blue strap sticking out of her pants, all that sentiment went up in smoke because shit is about to get real!

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Bella apologizes for failing to stay on the trail while Officer Cade pulls her ponytail and pounds away at her pussy doggy style. I love how aggressive Cade is with Bella throughout this interaction. Rights are being violated all across the board so no sense in being sweet and gentle about shit. My favorite part of the scene is when Cade slaps her captive’s pussy and wraps a belt around her neck for extra effect. It’s obvious Bella loves every minute of Cade’s display of power as she practically begs for more, and something about the abuse of authority is a huge turn on…judge me, I’m okay with it. Cade makes Bella get down on all fours in the dirt, which was dirty and hot, and then Bella makes the fatal mistake…she kisses Cade, immediately bringing the unruly officer back to her senses and the entire ordeal to a screeching halt, and in true Officer Cade fashion, she STILL takes the girl down to booking to be jailed for who knows how long. Don’t worry though, Cade was “nice” (her words) and let Bella put her clothes back on.

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Scene 2 – Lily Cade & Daisy Ducati

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Scene 3 – Kara Price & Bella Rossi

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Bella is booked from Cade’s antics in scene 1 and waiting on a lawyer when in walks FBI Special Agent Kara Price. Price explains to inmate sexy pants (yup, that’s what I call her now) that the FBI has launched an investigation into Officer Cade and her methods due to more than a few complaints from multiple women, including Bella herself. Agent Price asks Bella to explain, in specific detail, what happened when she was arrested by Officer Cade, and this is where shit gets sooooooo fucked up…but in a good, slightly creepy way!

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As you can see, Price isn’t just satisfied with Bella explaining what happened with her words. Instead, she needs to make sure she completely understands exactly what went down, which means reenacting the entire thing. You can see the skepticism on Bella’s face, but this might be her only hope to get out, so she goes along with it. Price bends her over, trying to match Cade’s aggressiveness, and fingers her before eating her out. Bella gets on her knees and demonstrates how she gave Cade a blowjob, but this time it’s on Price’s clit and her reaction makes the scene incredibly hot. She’s trying to keep track of her questions and take notes at the same time but all of that goes out the window quickly as moves Bella’s hands to let her know she wants to be fingered and completely loses control of her body. Her eyes roll back in her head a few times and I can’t help but send my silent props to Bella! Eating pussy is a talent and apparently Bella’s been blessed with it because Price can’t wait to return the favor and get her hand and mouth back on Bella’s body.

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Special Agent Price takes a minute to put her panties and pants back on, looks for form 72-A (paperwork!), and then goes to town on Bella’s pussy. She gets down on her knees while Bella stands, and there’s no doubt she’s a woman on a mission this time. She asks specifics about Cade’s behavior in order to mimic it and gets Bella’s reaction. Bella admits she came during her and Cade’s encounter and that seems to just propel Price even more. After she’s satisfied, she instructs Bella to get dressed and tells her there’s nothing she can really do for her (I told you this was fucked up!), but she can tell Bella is a good girl. She makes sure to throw in a “be well” before getting the hell out of there and poor, once again violated Bella is just sitting there with the I got played AGAIN face.

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Scene 4 – Kara Price

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Solo is solo, so there isn’t really much to describe action-wise with this scene, but the energy Price brings along with her freakiness is amazing! She stays in character and sells the hell out of it while keeping the sex appeal alive. At one point she turns over and puts one leg in the air, putting that nice ass on display, and spanks herself with the belt before fingering herself into another orgasm. After regaining her composure, she makes a phone call and asks for a favor from one of her co-workers. She wants a flashy car, something really over the top, that’ll get her noticed by Cade. Of course her colleague thinks she’s trying to bait and catch Cade, which she is, but definitely not to put her in jail or punish her in any way. The smirk she gives at the end makes me hope there’s a part 2!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Nikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates

Lezz Be Roommates CoverNikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates is the latest from Nikki Hearts and Filly Films, and it’s a good one! All the girls are incredibly hot (I love chicks with tattoos!) and the plot will definitely keep you entertained. The opening credits are accompanied by a song that reminds me of something Dru Hill or Jagged Edge would have put out in the early 2000s, and while that’s not something you usually run across, it seemed fitting. Plus, there are these two BFFs, one constantly drinking from a Jack Daniels bottle, and the other preferring her early morning alcohol in a coffee mug, who turn out to be my favorite characters from the very beginning! I’m pretty sure Nikki was speaking to my soul when she wrote these into the script.

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Scene 1 – Nikki Hearts & Leigh Raven

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The movie starts with the sexy roommates gathering in the kitchen, like most households full of women, and immediately I’m drawn to Farrah Paws wrapped up in her panda blanket. She walks straight to the fridge, grabs the Jack, and never says a word… that’s pretty much me until noon every day, minus the panda wrap. Anyway, the foursome discusses the Craigslist interviews they have coming up later in the day and go their separate ways to prepare.

Back in their room, girlfriends Nikki Hearts and Leigh Raven are having a hard time keeping their hands to themselves. Leigh just got out of the shower and begins to get dressed, but from the look on Nikki’s face you know those clothes aren’t staying on for long. These two are a sight for sore eyes! Both lesbos are drop-dead gorgeous with the bodies to match. They have the tiny “I’m ready to be flipped and tossed around” thing going for them, and that’s a huge turn on in my opinion.

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While these two are more than amazing to look at, I found the sex surprisingly boring. It was pretty basic with pussy eating, finger fucking, and face sitting. They kissed way too long for my taste, but I can see where that may have been playing into the plot since they are in a relationship. Things liven up a bit when Nikki straps up and gives Leigh the business missionary style. Nikki’s stroke game is on point and I love the face-to-face thing they have going on. It really illustrates the intensity of the position as well as the chemistry the pair share on screen.

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Scene 2 – Draven Star & Farrah Paws

Farrah Paws is my new ultimate crush! Not only does she wear a bad ass panda suit around the house and drink whiskey all day, but she hardly says a word, preferring head nods instead. Not to mention she’s so fucking adorable and sexy it’ll make your head spin. But before we get to Paws and Draven Star crossing the BFF line, you have to see these Craigslist interviewees.

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First there’s this dude. I couldn’t even pay attention to the bullshit he was speaking because I was too busy wondering what the fuck that was sitting on top of his head! Then I got sad because he obviously doesn’t have any friends. I mean, people who love me would never let me walk out the house like that… then again, I did go through an extremely long white tee phase so I’ll only judge a little. Next up is this chick…

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This biddy is 35 years old and just spent 6 months in tent city for swiping purses. To top things off she’s unemployed! You see now why Paws drinks so damn much!

After everyone disperses to wrap their heads around those crazy interviews, Nikki and Leigh end up talking on the back patio about banging other chicks. Nikki introduces it to Leigh after her and one of the candidates to move in are caught making googly eyes. She wants Leigh to know she’s down with watching her fuck another chick or possibly having a threesome, and while I completely understand this information is valuable to the viewer because of what will happen later in the flick, I felt like it was poorly placed. Now, my non-editing-never-went-to-film-school-can’t-stand-watching-movies-(except porn naturally)-because-I-can’t-sit-still-that-long ass has no idea where it could or should have been in reference to the rest of the movie, but I found myself getting impatient waiting for sexy time to take place, and after a while I tuned them out. Still nice to look at though…

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Finally we get some action when Draven and Paws are sitting on the bed talking about how hot they are. Of course they agree that both are equal parts hot and sexy, and from there the kissing begins. Unlike scene 1, the kissing doesn’t last too long as the girls seem eager to explore each other in ways they hadn’t previously. They’ve been friends for a while, but never really hooked up, and as Paws is getting her pussy licked and fingered she verbally wonders why they hadn’t done this sooner. Paws has a really sexy voice and moan to go along with it, so I was beyond delighted at how attentive and focused Draven was on overloading her BFF with orgasms! She fondles and fingers Paws from behind while biting her butt cheek (one of my favorite pastimes!), sending her into endless bliss.

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I wish there was more ass and tit slapping, but Paws giving Draven head while she’s standing on the bed more than makes up for it! Paws lays down her tongue skills, causing Draven to squirm and pull Paws’ head like she’s literally trying to stuff her face in her pussy. Imagining all that pressure almost sent me over the edge, but I managed to hang on until Paws sat on the throne that is Draven’s face and started riding her tongue. If you like watching girls fuck each other, there’s no way you won’t experience mind-numbing orgasms watching this part. If that doesn’t happen, see your doctor ASAP.

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Scene 3 – Raven Rockette & Leigh Raven

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Just when I thought I reached the top level of being attracted to multiple women at one time, there’s Raven Rockette sitting on a bed with her guitar and I need to change my underwear. She isn’t even tatted all up and my eyes were glued on her the entire time! Leigh decides to take Raven a glass of whiskey, at Nikki’s suggestion, and see how she feels about fucking chicks. Thank god she does, because just watching them sit and talk would not have been as exciting as watching this unfold…

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Leigh is way more aggressive and assertive in this scene and that completely set the tone for how things beautifully go down. She wastes no time getting Raven undressed and showing her nipples a good time before laying back and getting her clit sucked. Before long she flips Raven onto her knees and finger bangs her from behind while fondling her boobs and kissing/biting her lower back and ass. Listening to Raven moan uncontrollably at the hand of Leigh was beyond sexy. I love the take-control role for Leigh, and Raven being the receiver was perfect!

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They flip and flop a few more times, crying out in ecstasy with every move, and both gorgeous women put in work making the other cum. The sex was continuously upbeat, and I didn’t find myself bothered by the lack of positions explored, mostly because the aggressiveness stayed constant throughout the scene. I especially loved this shit right here…

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They’re close but kind of far away at the same time, with fingers locked and synced and… oh man, that part you have to watch for yourself!

Scene 4 – Nikki Hearts, Raven Rockette & Leigh Raven

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It’s the moment of truth. We’ve finally reached the threesome they’ve been building up to the entire flick and I’m beyond confident because I just watched Raven and Leigh get it in with much satisfaction. So, after banging Raven, Leigh reveals that she wants round 2 immediately, but this time with Nikki involved in the action. Nikki is all-in since the whole thing was her idea and plotting anyway, which makes her a pure genius in my book! The pair walk into Raven’s room where she’s still sprawled out butt naked on her bed looking completely exhausted, and startles when they burst in. She immediately starts apologizing until Nikki lets her know everything is cool, she just wants in. Everyone starts kissing and undressing and threesome magic takes over from there.

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Surprisingly (to me anyway), Leigh’s aggressiveness transferred over into this scene as well. She pushed Raven way past her limits and even makes Nikki’s face turn and twist a bit. There was no way she was getting out of there without her fair share though. Nikki holds her down while Raven eats her out and by the expression on her face, she’s in heaven. Nikki makes sure to choke and slap her just the way she likes, and Raven goes to town rubbing her clit without giving her a minute to rest! The entire scene is hot as fuck and definitely worth the wait!

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I usually love whatever comes from Filly Films, but Nikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates made it into my top 5 after just one watch. The girls are stunning, the plot is entertaining, the sex is genuine, and I met Raven Rockette and Farrah Paws. There are a few complaints though, most important being the camera man not having a steady focus while zooming in and out. I also wish I could have seen more of Draven and Farrah. Don’t get me wrong, I love Leigh and Nikki, especially naked together, but I felt a little overwhelmed with them by the end of it all. I almost forgot there was a scene that didn’t feature either of them because I was used to seeing them so much. Overall though it’s worth a look. Check it out here and let me know what you think!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: San Francisco Lesbians 6

San Fran Lesbians 6 CoverSan Francisco Lesbians 6 holds a special place in my heart, but not because it’s a favorite. I never even saw it before my amazing editor put me down with the series. For me it’s all about the box cover. Those three bad ass dykes to your left are exactly who I wanted to be. Everything from the short cuts to the unzipped jeans (yup, born a freak) and leather jackets sums up how I saw myself. I grew away from the style, but at heart the “throw my gender in your face, fuck if you have to double take to figure me out” butch is still there and man did she enjoy this porno! That being said, it is important to remember while watching this one that it’s from 2006, and although that was only 10 years ago, a lot in production has changed. The picture quality isn’t what you’re used to if you’ve been spoiled by our new release section, and the audio is very low at times, but the sex is authentic and it’s the right amount of cheesy to reach Clueless and Bring It On fame. If you like watching genuine lesbians fuck, I think you’ll be fine.

Scene 1 – Faith La Vette & Lee Mitchell & Carmel Centre

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First off, I love that old school butch up there! Her hair is perfect, the suit and tie are classic, and the introduction is entertaining to say the least. We’re introduced to Carmel Centre and Faith La Vette first, and they don’t waste any time taking each other’s clothes off and going nipple crazy. Both women have great breasts and watching them take turns playing with clamps and leaking nipple juice was a huge turn on. Carmel lays Faith down and fondles her pussy while a clamp is attached to that too (these ladies love them some clamps), and just when things are getting nice and wet, out comes the dental dam to fuck up the entire mood! Listen, I’m not saying health and protection and showing the world the safe side of sex isn’t important, but personally it ruins porn sex for me. Especially a dental dam! It looks stupid, tastes gross, and makes an annoying sound the entire time you’re using it. It’s just… ugh.

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Faith appeared to enjoy it more than I did as she moaned in delight until it was her turn to return the favor on Carmel’s “straight outta the 70s” pussy. I don’t know what it is, but Carmel rocked the shit out of that bush and Faith couldn’t get enough. All of a sudden, in walks Lee Mitchell. I forgot this was a threesome so I felt slightly interrupted, but Lee fit in perfectly. She instantly jumps into the action by unzipping her pants to reveal a stiff and ready strap on. Faith puts a condom on before giving Lee a blowjob and declaring herself the “head queen.” I don’t enjoy blowjobs, but I have to admit she did look like she knew her way around a cock. Lee’s ready to get her dick wet and Faith is a running faucet, so those two hook up first and it was better than I thought it would be. Lee is an ass slapper, which I love, plus the pair end up in my favorite power position.

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I wish the camera angles were better, but the fantasy is in full effect at this point and with all the moaning and licking going on I could close my eyes and be just fine on my own! Then, just in the nick of time, I open them up to see this happening…

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That’s right ladies and gents, tit-to-clit action that sent my little ass straight up and over the top! Words don’t even do this one justice. Both Faith and Carmel are super into the action and Lee can’t stand back and watch anymore. She joins back in with a vibrator that she puts right into Carmel’s ass (no plastic wrap!). Carmel has a nice ass, and it was even better watching her enjoy all the anal play action. Lee briefly fucks her in the ass with the strap and leaves just as quickly as she came, leaving Faith and Carmel to continue fondle and grind up against one another. Another condom is pulled out and cut and stretched for Carmel to eat Faith out while she holds one leg up on a fence. Watching it go down was pretty hot, but the camera angles could have been way better.

Scene 2 – Sybil Hartley

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Meet Sybil Hartley, a sexy lady with a beautiful rack and the ability to make you squirm in your seat watching her get herself off! At first it seems like Sybil is putting on a show for the camera, which makes sense since this is a porno, but when she really starts to get wet fireworks go off. There isn’t much to the scene itself since its solo, but I did find myself getting more and more distracted by the collection of snow globes and the old school lunch box and thermos sitting in the background as the scene went on. I had no problem getting back into the action when Sybil pulled out a vibrator and started going to town. I love when women in solo scenes forget the camera is around and give you that real voyeur feel as opposed to a show. When Sybil came it was explosive, and even she could stop the body tremors as she continued to slowly rub her hands up and down her body. The camera was pretty stationary too, so the angle problems in scene 1 didn’t cause the same problem this time around. Great solo scene if I do say so myself.

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Scene 3 – J. Jones & Janet Holman

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In just about every porno flick there’s a scene where the actors are so natural and real that it reminds you of the sex you have. This is one of those scenes! Janet Holman and J. Jones have a lot of fun while getting their rocks off and it definitely made the experience more pleasurable. Jones attempts to play hard to get but that only lasts for about 3 seconds as Janet goes straight for the goodies, sticking her gloved fingers in Jones’ coochie from behind. Jones’ didn’t even get to take her jeans off before getting felt up and penetrated, and that’s just how I like it. Janet tells Jones she moves around too much after she slides across the kitchen table, and as the two laugh I fondly remember having those conversations with my partners during sex. I don’t know why girls move around so damn much, but I know that after you get a firm grip you do not that that chick go! Apparently Janet knew this way before I did, because after getting her cock sucked (the condom broke… that strap is huge!), she fucks Jones like she might get up and walk out in the middle of it.

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Jones claims to be gentle, but she rides the fuck out of that big ass strap like a pro. Watching her sit on top of Janet was intensely hot, but when she begged for more I thought I was going to explode! Janet lays her down and fucks that pretty little pink pussy until Jones cries out with pleasure and then hops on her face for more pussy eating. Again, the dental damn makes an appearance, but I’m getting used to it… I guess. This part was a little awkward just because it’s hard to situate a dental dam and lube up/saran wrap a vibrator at the same time all while a dripping wet woman sits on your face. Its super hot, but awkward nonetheless. This turned out to be one of my favorite parts though because it shows how un-sexy sex and sex preparation can be. It’s nice to see the glam shit now and then, but I’ll take something relatable over the model sets any day. Anyway, Janet makes Jones cum all over her face, then flips her around in the 69 position and fucks her ass with the vibrator while licking her clit. Jones was literally shaking by the time all was said and done. I don’t know how many orgasms she had, but she definitely couldn’t take 1 more, and as the scene quickly fades to black you hear Jones say thank you and continue her heavy breathing. This is without a doubt my favorite scene of the movie.

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Scene 4 – Dorrie Lane & Marta Gitana

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Ewww public bathroom sex! I’m sorry folks, but I am NOT down for the public shitter/glory hole/hop up on this gas station sink and let’s do the nasty ordeal. Hell, I don’t even like the fantasy. I imagine all public bathrooms smell like pissy subways and I don’t wanna fuck in my own either, but I put most of that aside to watch Dorrie Lane and Marta Gitana make each other squirt. While the passion was certainly there, the scene was only 10 minutes, the camera angles sucked (at least they’re consistent), and they’re fucking in a bathroom. I didn’t get off on this one, but I’m always intrigued by women making themselves or their partners squirt, so I paid a lot of attention, and I like the chemistry Dorrie and Marta seem to have with each other. The sex was boring, but they shared multiple orgasms together and the floor was soaking wet by the time they were done. See what I’m saying about public bathrooms!

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Scene 5 – Faith La Vette

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Faith La Vette is back, this time with a hot chubby unnamed woman with a serious stroke game! The beginning of this scene is very quiet. Like, quiet as a mouse quiet. I like noise, so that was a little off-putting, but clothes started coming off right away so I can’t complain. Faith’s partner is bossy in a take-charge type of way and it added some much needed aggression to the scene. Of course the gloves must come out before a finger can slide in, but they made it funny by making doctor-patient jokes, and the awkwardness is something I can relate to. Faith moaned and squirmed while being finger fucked. I thought I had her partner pegged as a pleaser since she wouldn’t stop the constant pleasure, but when it came time for Faith to give her some head she hid her excitement.

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That shit was so good she was holding on to the headboard just for stability… and she’s laying down! Faith must have some serious tongue skills. It was fun watching both of them get off even though the dental dam is front and center, but they save the best for last when Faith’s partner straps up and fucks her brains out. They show her putting the strap on which is always (not) fun and again, it’s a huge one! Faith takes it all missionary before being flipped over and rammed doggy style to her complete enjoyment. Watching her cum was fun, but the scene as a whole felt incomplete to me. It wasn’t just that I wanted more, but something was missing. I can’t blame the girls because the chemistry was certainly there, and I never got the impression that they weren’t having a good time. Maybe it was the editing… I don’t know. 4

Overall, I enjoyed San Francisco Lesbians 6. It was a fun journey back to 2006 and the leather lesbian gang. I had fun. The camera angles got on my nerves and the editing looks and feel really amateur, which could be a good thing if that’s your twist. Either way, I think it’s worth checking out at least scenes 1 and 3. Got an extra gift card lying around? If so, give this flick a shot and let us know what you think.

The authentic lesbian hails from Baltimore City, lives in Philly, and enjoys long quiet walks to the refrigerator in the middle of the night. Follow her on Twitter @authenticlezz1 and be blessed with all things lesbo porn.

Independence Day: Porn Couples Emancipated

asphyxia danny wyldeNormally, when we think of July 4th we think of fireworks, Popsicles, and pool parties. We don’t usually think about breaking up with a partner. However, Independence Day doesn’t have to solely be about America’s independence from Britain. It could become a brand new celebration about new starts, moving forward with a fresh perspective, and charging forth into a bright future! There have been several couples in porn who we thought would make it, but after their final facial scene, they moved on to brighter futures. Here are a few of our favorite ex-couples, and the hot scenes they did when they were in love.

Judy Hologram: Belladonna and Aiden Riley

Belladonne and Aiden RileyBelladonna was already massively famous in the adult industry when she met Aiden Riley. He was the webmasterBelladonna at Evil Angel, where Belladonna was a successful director; John Stagliano paid Belladonna to give Aiden a birthday lap dance, and the rest is history. They were married in April 2004, and welcomed their daughter in January 2005. Aiden’s presence and technical expertise at Belladonna Entertainment allowed her to focus her energy on the creative aspects of their porn. They were a great filmmaking team, and Belladonna Entertainment continued to make rough, experimental, fun movies that were some of the crown jewels of the Evil Angel empire. However, as time went on, Belladonna began to long for a more romantic relationship than what Riley could offer. To top it off, she officially retired from porn in 2012 and handed the company over to him, thus ending both their romantic and business relationships. They still maintain and friendship and co-parent their daughter, while Aiden continues to direct porn and Belladonna pursues new creative interests.

Dee Viant: Asphyxia Noir and Danny Wylde

asphyxia noirMy favorite now-defunct porn couple is Asphyxia Noir and Danny Wylde, both of whom have also retired from performing in porn. They only have 3 scenes together on HotMoviesforHer, and I actually was charmed by their “real life” sex videos they used to post online. As much as I love all manner of staged and carefully shot XXX videos, I truly do appreciate un-choreographed behavior and actual tenderness and sweetness in videos too, and that is what struck me about Asphyxia and Danny’s relationship. I love a good show, but I really love to see authenticity peeking through as well. While it’s not a personal video of theirs danny wylde, Asphyxia and Danny’s raucous sex scene in Burning Angel’s Librarians is my favorite featuring the pair, and is also just a favorite scene of mine all around. Not only does it feature library fucking, which rattles my nerdy lady arousal system, Asphyxia plays the uptight librarian (and who doesn’t fantasize about unwrapping a buttoned up library employee?) and Danny drops a line that resonates with my now-demolished art heart:  “Anyone who takes digital photos has no right calling themselves a photographer. You’re just some idiot taking pictures.” If this scene was shot on film, I’d have worn out my copy by now.

To watch Asphyxia and Danny’s scenes together, check out the following movies:

LibrariansThis Ain’t ESPN XXX, and Inked Angels 2 (Asphyxia and Danny have a threesome scene with Jessie Lee)

Andi: Tera Patrick and Spyder Jones

Flawless box cover TeraPatrickTera Patrick and Spyder Jonez (Evan Seinfeld) were married for five years, between 2004-2009. They were married in Vegas while attending the AVNs. During their marriage, they were a powerhouse couple within the industry, sharing  lucrative production companies,  Iron Cross EntertainmentSpyder Jones and Teravision. Once the split occurred, Tera became the sole owner of Teravision, and Spyder continued to play bass and sing for Biohazard in addition to filming adult content. He has gone on to star in HBO’s Oz, and married current adult star, Lupe Fuentes. Tera has made non-adult appearances as well on Last Call with Carson Daly, reality television shows, Chelsea Lately, and has done several cameos in mainstream films. Tera has a child with Tony Acosta, a special effects guru, and she continues to promote her adult material on her website. Although no longer together, we can still remember their magic years while watching their scenes in Flawless, Collision Course, and Tera Patrick is Desperate. They have several other scenes together as well on HotMoviesForHer.

Janie: Gia Paloma and Tommy Pistol

Tommy PistolGia PalomaTommy Pistol and Gia Paloma (or “Pistoloma”) met during their mutual stint working with Naughty America and were married shortly after on December 8, 2007.  The almost 6-year marriage lasted until the pair split in early 2013 after having one child together.

The marriage served as a great business partnership vehicle for the pair, as they performed in adult films together including Horat and Joanna Angel’s Totally Screwed Out of A Shower, as well as in mainstream independent films.  Pistol cast Paloma in his indie horror directorial debut, The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol, and the two also shared a screen in the trippy fantasy, Frankie in Blunderland.

After the Queen and King of Alt Porn decided to split, the AVN Award-winning Paloma went on to retire in 2012 and serve as a makeup artist on several titles, while Pistol went on to become one of the most prolific and successful male porn stars of all time.

The two have continued to carry on an amicable relationship, and while we are certainly sad to no longer have sexy new scenes from Paloma, there are a number of single ladies here in the HMFH office that are more than ready to  become the next Mrs. Tommy Pistol!

Bridget: Vince Neil and Janine Lindemulder

Janine and Vince NeilNothing makes me want to “shout at the devil” more than the breakup of sex tape sweethearts Janine Lindemulder and  Vince Neil. True Motley Crue fans may recognize Janine from the music video for “Sister of Pain,” or, adversely, true porn fans may recognize Vince Neil from Janine’s celebrity sex tape, Janine & Vince Neil: Hardcore & Uncensored. The high profile couple may only have dated for a month in 1993, but the beachfront blowjob they shared will forever be immortalized in this film that proves even the most fleeting of romances can be relived as long as you have a porn together. Wherever these blonde babes ended up, I sincerely hope Janine and Vince are living their best lives and occasionally paying a visit to “Dr. Feelgood” by re-watching their steamy film affair.

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