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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Nikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates

Lezz Be Roommates CoverNikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates is the latest from Nikki Hearts and Filly Films, and it’s a good one! All the girls are incredibly hot (I love chicks with tattoos!) and the plot will definitely keep you entertained. The opening credits are accompanied by a song that reminds me of something Dru Hill or Jagged Edge would have put out in the early 2000s, and while that’s not something you usually run across, it seemed fitting. Plus, there are these two BFFs, one constantly drinking from a Jack Daniels bottle, and the other preferring her early morning alcohol in a coffee mug, who turn out to be my favorite characters from the very beginning! I’m pretty sure Nikki was speaking to my soul when she wrote these into the script.

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Scene 1 – Nikki Hearts & Leigh Raven

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The movie starts with the sexy roommates gathering in the kitchen, like most households full of women, and immediately I’m drawn to Farrah Paws wrapped up in her panda blanket. She walks straight to the fridge, grabs the Jack, and never says a word… that’s pretty much me until noon every day, minus the panda wrap. Anyway, the foursome discusses the Craigslist interviews they have coming up later in the day and go their separate ways to prepare.

Back in their room, girlfriends Nikki Hearts and Leigh Raven are having a hard time keeping their hands to themselves. Leigh just got out of the shower and begins to get dressed, but from the look on Nikki’s face you know those clothes aren’t staying on for long. These two are a sight for sore eyes! Both lesbos are drop-dead gorgeous with the bodies to match. They have the tiny “I’m ready to be flipped and tossed around” thing going for them, and that’s a huge turn on in my opinion.

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While these two are more than amazing to look at, I found the sex surprisingly boring. It was pretty basic with pussy eating, finger fucking, and face sitting. They kissed way too long for my taste, but I can see where that may have been playing into the plot since they are in a relationship. Things liven up a bit when Nikki straps up and gives Leigh the business missionary style. Nikki’s stroke game is on point and I love the face-to-face thing they have going on. It really illustrates the intensity of the position as well as the chemistry the pair share on screen.

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Scene 2 – Draven Star & Farrah Paws

Farrah Paws is my new ultimate crush! Not only does she wear a bad ass panda suit around the house and drink whiskey all day, but she hardly says a word, preferring head nods instead. Not to mention she’s so fucking adorable and sexy it’ll make your head spin. But before we get to Paws and Draven Star crossing the BFF line, you have to see these Craigslist interviewees.

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First there’s this dude. I couldn’t even pay attention to the bullshit he was speaking because I was too busy wondering what the fuck that was sitting on top of his head! Then I got sad because he obviously doesn’t have any friends. I mean, people who love me would never let me walk out the house like that… then again, I did go through an extremely long white tee phase so I’ll only judge a little. Next up is this chick…

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This biddy is 35 years old and just spent 6 months in tent city for swiping purses. To top things off she’s unemployed! You see now why Paws drinks so damn much!

After everyone disperses to wrap their heads around those crazy interviews, Nikki and Leigh end up talking on the back patio about banging other chicks. Nikki introduces it to Leigh after her and one of the candidates to move in are caught making googly eyes. She wants Leigh to know she’s down with watching her fuck another chick or possibly having a threesome, and while I completely understand this information is valuable to the viewer because of what will happen later in the flick, I felt like it was poorly placed. Now, my non-editing-never-went-to-film-school-can’t-stand-watching-movies-(except porn naturally)-because-I-can’t-sit-still-that-long ass has no idea where it could or should have been in reference to the rest of the movie, but I found myself getting impatient waiting for sexy time to take place, and after a while I tuned them out. Still nice to look at though…

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Finally we get some action when Draven and Paws are sitting on the bed talking about how hot they are. Of course they agree that both are equal parts hot and sexy, and from there the kissing begins. Unlike scene 1, the kissing doesn’t last too long as the girls seem eager to explore each other in ways they hadn’t previously. They’ve been friends for a while, but never really hooked up, and as Paws is getting her pussy licked and fingered she verbally wonders why they hadn’t done this sooner. Paws has a really sexy voice and moan to go along with it, so I was beyond delighted at how attentive and focused Draven was on overloading her BFF with orgasms! She fondles and fingers Paws from behind while biting her butt cheek (one of my favorite pastimes!), sending her into endless bliss.

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I wish there was more ass and tit slapping, but Paws giving Draven head while she’s standing on the bed more than makes up for it! Paws lays down her tongue skills, causing Draven to squirm and pull Paws’ head like she’s literally trying to stuff her face in her pussy. Imagining all that pressure almost sent me over the edge, but I managed to hang on until Paws sat on the throne that is Draven’s face and started riding her tongue. If you like watching girls fuck each other, there’s no way you won’t experience mind-numbing orgasms watching this part. If that doesn’t happen, see your doctor ASAP.

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Scene 3 – Raven Rockette & Leigh Raven

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Just when I thought I reached the top level of being attracted to multiple women at one time, there’s Raven Rockette sitting on a bed with her guitar and I need to change my underwear. She isn’t even tatted all up and my eyes were glued on her the entire time! Leigh decides to take Raven a glass of whiskey, at Nikki’s suggestion, and see how she feels about fucking chicks. Thank god she does, because just watching them sit and talk would not have been as exciting as watching this unfold…

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Leigh is way more aggressive and assertive in this scene and that completely set the tone for how things beautifully go down. She wastes no time getting Raven undressed and showing her nipples a good time before laying back and getting her clit sucked. Before long she flips Raven onto her knees and finger bangs her from behind while fondling her boobs and kissing/biting her lower back and ass. Listening to Raven moan uncontrollably at the hand of Leigh was beyond sexy. I love the take-control role for Leigh, and Raven being the receiver was perfect!

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They flip and flop a few more times, crying out in ecstasy with every move, and both gorgeous women put in work making the other cum. The sex was continuously upbeat, and I didn’t find myself bothered by the lack of positions explored, mostly because the aggressiveness stayed constant throughout the scene. I especially loved this shit right here…

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They’re close but kind of far away at the same time, with fingers locked and synced and… oh man, that part you have to watch for yourself!

Scene 4 – Nikki Hearts, Raven Rockette & Leigh Raven

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It’s the moment of truth. We’ve finally reached the threesome they’ve been building up to the entire flick and I’m beyond confident because I just watched Raven and Leigh get it in with much satisfaction. So, after banging Raven, Leigh reveals that she wants round 2 immediately, but this time with Nikki involved in the action. Nikki is all-in since the whole thing was her idea and plotting anyway, which makes her a pure genius in my book! The pair walk into Raven’s room where she’s still sprawled out butt naked on her bed looking completely exhausted, and startles when they burst in. She immediately starts apologizing until Nikki lets her know everything is cool, she just wants in. Everyone starts kissing and undressing and threesome magic takes over from there.

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Surprisingly (to me anyway), Leigh’s aggressiveness transferred over into this scene as well. She pushed Raven way past her limits and even makes Nikki’s face turn and twist a bit. There was no way she was getting out of there without her fair share though. Nikki holds her down while Raven eats her out and by the expression on her face, she’s in heaven. Nikki makes sure to choke and slap her just the way she likes, and Raven goes to town rubbing her clit without giving her a minute to rest! The entire scene is hot as fuck and definitely worth the wait!

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I usually love whatever comes from Filly Films, but Nikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates made it into my top 5 after just one watch. The girls are stunning, the plot is entertaining, the sex is genuine, and I met Raven Rockette and Farrah Paws. There are a few complaints though, most important being the camera man not having a steady focus while zooming in and out. I also wish I could have seen more of Draven and Farrah. Don’t get me wrong, I love Leigh and Nikki, especially naked together, but I felt a little overwhelmed with them by the end of it all. I almost forgot there was a scene that didn’t feature either of them because I was used to seeing them so much. Overall though it’s worth a look. Check it out here and let me know what you think!

Until next time be sure to follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1. I swear I really do post stuff… sometimes.

The Authentic Lesbian Review: San Francisco Lesbians 6

San Fran Lesbians 6 CoverSan Francisco Lesbians 6 holds a special place in my heart, but not because it’s a favorite. I never even saw it before my amazing editor put me down with the series. For me it’s all about the box cover. Those three bad ass dykes to your left are exactly who I wanted to be. Everything from the short cuts to the unzipped jeans (yup, born a freak) and leather jackets sums up how I saw myself. I grew away from the style, but at heart the “throw my gender in your face, fuck if you have to double take to figure me out” butch is still there and man did she enjoy this porno! That being said, it is important to remember while watching this one that it’s from 2006, and although that was only 10 years ago, a lot in production has changed. The picture quality isn’t what you’re used to if you’ve been spoiled by our new release section, and the audio is very low at times, but the sex is authentic and it’s the right amount of cheesy to reach Clueless and Bring It On fame. If you like watching genuine lesbians fuck, I think you’ll be fine.

Scene 1 – Faith La Vette & Lee Mitchell & Carmel Centre

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First off, I love that old school butch up there! Her hair is perfect, the suit and tie are classic, and the introduction is entertaining to say the least. We’re introduced to Carmel Centre and Faith La Vette first, and they don’t waste any time taking each other’s clothes off and going nipple crazy. Both women have great breasts and watching them take turns playing with clamps and leaking nipple juice was a huge turn on. Carmel lays Faith down and fondles her pussy while a clamp is attached to that too (these ladies love them some clamps), and just when things are getting nice and wet, out comes the dental dam to fuck up the entire mood! Listen, I’m not saying health and protection and showing the world the safe side of sex isn’t important, but personally it ruins porn sex for me. Especially a dental dam! It looks stupid, tastes gross, and makes an annoying sound the entire time you’re using it. It’s just… ugh.

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Faith appeared to enjoy it more than I did as she moaned in delight until it was her turn to return the favor on Carmel’s “straight outta the 70s” pussy. I don’t know what it is, but Carmel rocked the shit out of that bush and Faith couldn’t get enough. All of a sudden, in walks Lee Mitchell. I forgot this was a threesome so I felt slightly interrupted, but Lee fit in perfectly. She instantly jumps into the action by unzipping her pants to reveal a stiff and ready strap on. Faith puts a condom on before giving Lee a blowjob and declaring herself the “head queen.” I don’t enjoy blowjobs, but I have to admit she did look like she knew her way around a cock. Lee’s ready to get her dick wet and Faith is a running faucet, so those two hook up first and it was better than I thought it would be. Lee is an ass slapper, which I love, plus the pair end up in my favorite power position.

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I wish the camera angles were better, but the fantasy is in full effect at this point and with all the moaning and licking going on I could close my eyes and be just fine on my own! Then, just in the nick of time, I open them up to see this happening…

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That’s right ladies and gents, tit-to-clit action that sent my little ass straight up and over the top! Words don’t even do this one justice. Both Faith and Carmel are super into the action and Lee can’t stand back and watch anymore. She joins back in with a vibrator that she puts right into Carmel’s ass (no plastic wrap!). Carmel has a nice ass, and it was even better watching her enjoy all the anal play action. Lee briefly fucks her in the ass with the strap and leaves just as quickly as she came, leaving Faith and Carmel to continue fondle and grind up against one another. Another condom is pulled out and cut and stretched for Carmel to eat Faith out while she holds one leg up on a fence. Watching it go down was pretty hot, but the camera angles could have been way better.

Scene 2 – Sybil Hartley

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Meet Sybil Hartley, a sexy lady with a beautiful rack and the ability to make you squirm in your seat watching her get herself off! At first it seems like Sybil is putting on a show for the camera, which makes sense since this is a porno, but when she really starts to get wet fireworks go off. There isn’t much to the scene itself since its solo, but I did find myself getting more and more distracted by the collection of snow globes and the old school lunch box and thermos sitting in the background as the scene went on. I had no problem getting back into the action when Sybil pulled out a vibrator and started going to town. I love when women in solo scenes forget the camera is around and give you that real voyeur feel as opposed to a show. When Sybil came it was explosive, and even she could stop the body tremors as she continued to slowly rub her hands up and down her body. The camera was pretty stationary too, so the angle problems in scene 1 didn’t cause the same problem this time around. Great solo scene if I do say so myself.

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Scene 3 – J. Jones & Janet Holman

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In just about every porno flick there’s a scene where the actors are so natural and real that it reminds you of the sex you have. This is one of those scenes! Janet Holman and J. Jones have a lot of fun while getting their rocks off and it definitely made the experience more pleasurable. Jones attempts to play hard to get but that only lasts for about 3 seconds as Janet goes straight for the goodies, sticking her gloved fingers in Jones’ coochie from behind. Jones’ didn’t even get to take her jeans off before getting felt up and penetrated, and that’s just how I like it. Janet tells Jones she moves around too much after she slides across the kitchen table, and as the two laugh I fondly remember having those conversations with my partners during sex. I don’t know why girls move around so damn much, but I know that after you get a firm grip you do not that that chick go! Apparently Janet knew this way before I did, because after getting her cock sucked (the condom broke… that strap is huge!), she fucks Jones like she might get up and walk out in the middle of it.

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Jones claims to be gentle, but she rides the fuck out of that big ass strap like a pro. Watching her sit on top of Janet was intensely hot, but when she begged for more I thought I was going to explode! Janet lays her down and fucks that pretty little pink pussy until Jones cries out with pleasure and then hops on her face for more pussy eating. Again, the dental damn makes an appearance, but I’m getting used to it… I guess. This part was a little awkward just because it’s hard to situate a dental dam and lube up/saran wrap a vibrator at the same time all while a dripping wet woman sits on your face. Its super hot, but awkward nonetheless. This turned out to be one of my favorite parts though because it shows how un-sexy sex and sex preparation can be. It’s nice to see the glam shit now and then, but I’ll take something relatable over the model sets any day. Anyway, Janet makes Jones cum all over her face, then flips her around in the 69 position and fucks her ass with the vibrator while licking her clit. Jones was literally shaking by the time all was said and done. I don’t know how many orgasms she had, but she definitely couldn’t take 1 more, and as the scene quickly fades to black you hear Jones say thank you and continue her heavy breathing. This is without a doubt my favorite scene of the movie.

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Scene 4 – Dorrie Lane & Marta Gitana

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Ewww public bathroom sex! I’m sorry folks, but I am NOT down for the public shitter/glory hole/hop up on this gas station sink and let’s do the nasty ordeal. Hell, I don’t even like the fantasy. I imagine all public bathrooms smell like pissy subways and I don’t wanna fuck in my own either, but I put most of that aside to watch Dorrie Lane and Marta Gitana make each other squirt. While the passion was certainly there, the scene was only 10 minutes, the camera angles sucked (at least they’re consistent), and they’re fucking in a bathroom. I didn’t get off on this one, but I’m always intrigued by women making themselves or their partners squirt, so I paid a lot of attention, and I like the chemistry Dorrie and Marta seem to have with each other. The sex was boring, but they shared multiple orgasms together and the floor was soaking wet by the time they were done. See what I’m saying about public bathrooms!

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Scene 5 – Faith La Vette

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Faith La Vette is back, this time with a hot chubby unnamed woman with a serious stroke game! The beginning of this scene is very quiet. Like, quiet as a mouse quiet. I like noise, so that was a little off-putting, but clothes started coming off right away so I can’t complain. Faith’s partner is bossy in a take-charge type of way and it added some much needed aggression to the scene. Of course the gloves must come out before a finger can slide in, but they made it funny by making doctor-patient jokes, and the awkwardness is something I can relate to. Faith moaned and squirmed while being finger fucked. I thought I had her partner pegged as a pleaser since she wouldn’t stop the constant pleasure, but when it came time for Faith to give her some head she hid her excitement.

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That shit was so good she was holding on to the headboard just for stability… and she’s laying down! Faith must have some serious tongue skills. It was fun watching both of them get off even though the dental dam is front and center, but they save the best for last when Faith’s partner straps up and fucks her brains out. They show her putting the strap on which is always (not) fun and again, it’s a huge one! Faith takes it all missionary before being flipped over and rammed doggy style to her complete enjoyment. Watching her cum was fun, but the scene as a whole felt incomplete to me. It wasn’t just that I wanted more, but something was missing. I can’t blame the girls because the chemistry was certainly there, and I never got the impression that they weren’t having a good time. Maybe it was the editing… I don’t know. 4

Overall, I enjoyed San Francisco Lesbians 6. It was a fun journey back to 2006 and the leather lesbian gang. I had fun. The camera angles got on my nerves and the editing looks and feel really amateur, which could be a good thing if that’s your twist. Either way, I think it’s worth checking out at least scenes 1 and 3. Got an extra gift card lying around? If so, give this flick a shot and let us know what you think.

The authentic lesbian hails from Baltimore City, lives in Philly, and enjoys long quiet walks to the refrigerator in the middle of the night. Follow her on Twitter @authenticlezz1 and be blessed with all things lesbo porn.

Independence Day: Porn Couples Emancipated

asphyxia danny wyldeNormally, when we think of July 4th we think of fireworks, Popsicles, and pool parties. We don’t usually think about breaking up with a partner. However, Independence Day doesn’t have to solely be about America’s independence from Britain. It could become a brand new celebration about new starts, moving forward with a fresh perspective, and charging forth into a bright future! There have been several couples in porn who we thought would make it, but after their final facial scene, they moved on to brighter futures. Here are a few of our favorite ex-couples, and the hot scenes they did when they were in love.

Judy Hologram: Belladonna and Aiden Riley

Belladonne and Aiden RileyBelladonna was already massively famous in the adult industry when she met Aiden Riley. He was the webmasterBelladonna at Evil Angel, where Belladonna was a successful director; John Stagliano paid Belladonna to give Aiden a birthday lap dance, and the rest is history. They were married in April 2004, and welcomed their daughter in January 2005. Aiden’s presence and technical expertise at Belladonna Entertainment allowed her to focus her energy on the creative aspects of their porn. They were a great filmmaking team, and Belladonna Entertainment continued to make rough, experimental, fun movies that were some of the crown jewels of the Evil Angel empire. However, as time went on, Belladonna began to long for a more romantic relationship than what Riley could offer. To top it off, she officially retired from porn in 2012 and handed the company over to him, thus ending both their romantic and business relationships. They still maintain and friendship and co-parent their daughter, while Aiden continues to direct porn and Belladonna pursues new creative interests.

Dee Viant: Asphyxia Noir and Danny Wylde

asphyxia noirMy favorite now-defunct porn couple is Asphyxia Noir and Danny Wylde, both of whom have also retired from performing in porn. They only have 3 scenes together on HotMoviesforHer, and I actually was charmed by their “real life” sex videos they used to post online. As much as I love all manner of staged and carefully shot XXX videos, I truly do appreciate un-choreographed behavior and actual tenderness and sweetness in videos too, and that is what struck me about Asphyxia and Danny’s relationship. I love a good show, but I really love to see authenticity peeking through as well. While it’s not a personal video of theirs danny wylde, Asphyxia and Danny’s raucous sex scene in Burning Angel’s Librarians is my favorite featuring the pair, and is also just a favorite scene of mine all around. Not only does it feature library fucking, which rattles my nerdy lady arousal system, Asphyxia plays the uptight librarian (and who doesn’t fantasize about unwrapping a buttoned up library employee?) and Danny drops a line that resonates with my now-demolished art heart:  “Anyone who takes digital photos has no right calling themselves a photographer. You’re just some idiot taking pictures.” If this scene was shot on film, I’d have worn out my copy by now.

To watch Asphyxia and Danny’s scenes together, check out the following movies:

LibrariansThis Ain’t ESPN XXX, and Inked Angels 2 (Asphyxia and Danny have a threesome scene with Jessie Lee)

Andi: Tera Patrick and Spyder Jones

Flawless box cover TeraPatrickTera Patrick and Spyder Jonez (Evan Seinfeld) were married for five years, between 2004-2009. They were married in Vegas while attending the AVNs. During their marriage, they were a powerhouse couple within the industry, sharing  lucrative production companies,  Iron Cross EntertainmentSpyder Jones and Teravision. Once the split occurred, Tera became the sole owner of Teravision, and Spyder continued to play bass and sing for Biohazard in addition to filming adult content. He has gone on to star in HBO’s Oz, and married current adult star, Lupe Fuentes. Tera has made non-adult appearances as well on Last Call with Carson Daly, reality television shows, Chelsea Lately, and has done several cameos in mainstream films. Tera has a child with Tony Acosta, a special effects guru, and she continues to promote her adult material on her website. Although no longer together, we can still remember their magic years while watching their scenes in Flawless, Collision Course, and Tera Patrick is Desperate. They have several other scenes together as well on HotMoviesForHer.

Janie: Gia Paloma and Tommy Pistol

Tommy PistolGia PalomaTommy Pistol and Gia Paloma (or “Pistoloma”) met during their mutual stint working with Naughty America and were married shortly after on December 8, 2007.  The almost 6-year marriage lasted until the pair split in early 2013 after having one child together.

The marriage served as a great business partnership vehicle for the pair, as they performed in adult films together including Horat and Joanna Angel’s Totally Screwed Out of A Shower, as well as in mainstream independent films.  Pistol cast Paloma in his indie horror directorial debut, The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol, and the two also shared a screen in the trippy fantasy, Frankie in Blunderland.

After the Queen and King of Alt Porn decided to split, the AVN Award-winning Paloma went on to retire in 2012 and serve as a makeup artist on several titles, while Pistol went on to become one of the most prolific and successful male porn stars of all time.

The two have continued to carry on an amicable relationship, and while we are certainly sad to no longer have sexy new scenes from Paloma, there are a number of single ladies here in the HMFH office that are more than ready to  become the next Mrs. Tommy Pistol!

Bridget: Vince Neil and Janine Lindemulder

Janine and Vince NeilNothing makes me want to “shout at the devil” more than the breakup of sex tape sweethearts Janine Lindemulder and  Vince Neil. True Motley Crue fans may recognize Janine from the music video for “Sister of Pain,” or, adversely, true porn fans may recognize Vince Neil from Janine’s celebrity sex tape, Janine & Vince Neil: Hardcore & Uncensored. The high profile couple may only have dated for a month in 1993, but the beachfront blowjob they shared will forever be immortalized in this film that proves even the most fleeting of romances can be relived as long as you have a porn together. Wherever these blonde babes ended up, I sincerely hope Janine and Vince are living their best lives and occasionally paying a visit to “Dr. Feelgood” by re-watching their steamy film affair.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lily Cade Interview

Lily Cade is at the top of the charts when it comes to making and distributing lesbian porn for lesbians. I’ve talked about her features countless times over the year as they just keep coming, and all of us here at HotMoviesForHer.com thought it was about time we get an interview with the lesbian legend herself! She never disappoints.

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Authentic Lesbian: Congratulations on all the recognition and mainstream attention you’ve been receiving over the past year! You can’t Google “real lesbian porn” without a Lily Cade scene popping up and, as Porn Valley’s Gold Star Lesbian, that has to be a great feeling. The conversation on lesbian sex and what it looks like is changing and expanding in large part because of your movies. Did you consciously take on the task of producing genuine lesbian porn in an effort to present it accurately or was the mindset to make movies you would want to watch and just see what resulted?

Lily Cade: I’m not going to lie, it does feel great to be me. I’ve been able to make some really awesome movies and showcase beautiful, authentic sex in so many variations. When I first encountered porn, I was really put off by “lesbian” content. It didn’t look like the sex that I had with my lovers. I have sex to connect, and that connection was missing. It was bodies touching, but not souls. It was straight girls putting on a show for men. It offended my young heart, watching this mockery of lesbian love.

While I was at USC, I watched 70s era porno features and fell in love with the work of Radley Metzger. I wanted to make movies like that, but for a lesbian audience. I wanted to push the boundaries of erotic content in cinema. I thought I would go about it from the indie film side. I took my first porn scene on a whim, but I discovered a community and a job that I really loved. As a performer, being genuine and showcasing authentic connection has always been my goal. I saw an unfilled niche and sought to fill it. As a director, I want to create erotic content with characters that feel like real women with whom the viewer can identify, not fantasy creatures that exist only to be consumed. Of course, I make what I like, but I do put a lot of thought into what I’m representing.

AL: Now that you’re being looked at as an authority on lesbian sex within the industry do you ever feel pressured or burdened down by the responsibility that can come along with that?

LC: Honestly, no. I feel a lot of pressure, but it’s about deadlines and how I’m going to get funding to make larger movies and the challenges of being an artist. I get bogged down sometimes by worrying and frustrated by dealing with bullshit.

Last night I went to the XRCO awards. I started chatting up a newbie. My wife tried to bet a guy that I would take her into the bathroom, but he wouldn’t take the bet. I took her to the bathroom, fisting her while looking into her eyes, her body suspended between the stall walls. Back at the party, another model stopped her. “The bathroom? It’s incredible, isn’t it?” I watched them lock eyes and share a moment. This is my life. The sex is the easy part.

AL: Speaking of pressure and responsibility, how do you juggle writing, directing, starring in, and editing your own movies? Does one role trump the others?

LC: I just do it, because no one else will. The hardest part is finding the inspiration. Once I have that, they rest falls into place. The most annoying part is scheduling and dealing with the last minute cancellations and other disasters. As far as which is more important, that’s sort of like asking whether my heart or my lungs are more important to the functioning of my body. I do feel like my performance sometimes suffers when I’m directing myself because I worry about other responsibilities, like whether the set is running on time or where the lights are. During the sex, being in the moment feels natural, but I’ve been focusing on improving my non-sex acting skills and immersing myself in my characters. I consider Heartbreaker vs. Obscura my best performance as an actor, in part because I was able to delegate some of the set running and stay “Heartbreaker” instead of myself.

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AL: Gender and sexuality are at the forefront of societal conversations in terms of understanding how people view themselves and want others to view them. As a person who identifies as being somewhere between butch and femme, do you ever find these topics creeping into your work? How much of an influence do they have on your plots and characters?

LC: It’s always been a component of my work, from the very start. I feel this split within myself – butch/femme, virgin/whore, good/bad, boi/girl – sort of both, sort of neither. I like to fuck with people’s expectations. I like to make people question themselves. Men tell me all the time that I make them wish they were a woman. I’m an avatar for my male viewers. I fuck girls the way they wish they could. I fuck girls the way they wish men would.

I joke that I’m “male talent” and my first released scene was a drag role in Elexis Unleashed, in which I played a Victorian era girl pretending to be a boy so she could get a job. As a director, I like to riff on boy/girl plots and characters. One of my first scenes as a director featured Dylan Ryan as a pizza “boy” who turns out to be a girl to the surprise but ultimate delight of India Summer in Hard Working Girls. My features take place in a butch/femme universe, with the boy parts played by girls. I don’t so much talk about gender or issues of identity with my work. I just show these things and let people think about it.

Lily Cade in cowboy boots

AL: Your first scene ever with Capri Cavanni was lost to the world forever so sadly we won’t get to see it, but what made you answer that Craig’s List ad in the first place? What did you buy with the $200 you made?

LC: I’m pretty sure I put it towards rent or food. I’ve always been very practical. I did put a down payment on a motorcycle for my wife with the money I earned from my first “real” shoots for Sweetheart Video.

AL: You mention in a lot of your interviews that your type is more of an energy that you feel with a woman. So far, who have you worked with that brought the most energy?

LC: I’ve had amazing chemistry with so many women, but if you want to see my deepest on screen connection, watch me with Jess Gatsby in Fuck The Police or at makelovenotporn.tv. Jess and I were dating at the time. She’s this gorgeous, hardbody butch, a type I had been dying to represent in porn for a long time. The Fuck The Police scene was really intense and a highlight of my career, the only time I’ve bottomed for a strap-on on camera. When it was over, Jess and I sat together as the crew put equipment away, our focus still only on each other. I held her and told her that I loved her for the first time.  The whole movie is great, but that scene is special.

AL: Cops seem to be an ongoing theme in your work. What is it about that power and abusing it that turns you on so much?

LC: I grew up watching cop shows and started to notice the women in uniform. I had a crush on Olivia Bensen from Law and Order SVU back when I didn’t quite understand what I was feeling. I’m into masculine clothes on women, and police uniforms are a particular favorite. As an artist, I find the police fascinating. Whether the police are “good” or “bad” depends on your position in society. Cops have middle class incomes but life and death power. They can get away with fucked up stuff. It’s a dynamic that lends itself well to porno style exploitation and my black sense of humor.

Lily Cade cop uniform

AL: Officer Cade and Heartbreaker are falling off a cliff and you can only save one, who lives?

LC: Officer Cade is fun at parties. She loves her life. She filters the world through an enormous later of bullshit, but she enjoys it. Heartbreaker doesn’t like herself. She’d be mad at me if I saved her.

AL: You do standup!? I had no idea…how did that start and what’s it like? Is porn a big part of your comedy?

LC: It’s definitely part of it. Porn is a unique world. The office politics and the difference between the show we put on and what’s really happening are funny to me but porn is not the only source of my material.

AL: After 8 years in the adult industry what advice would you give young women, gay and straight, looking for their start?

LC: Porn’s tough. To do it well requires a lot of emotional labor, and neither the money nor the fame are what they used to be. “Mainstream porn,” so to speak, has consolidated as fewer companies compete for a dwindling marketplace.  If you’re a traditionally hot girl, you can go to one of the better porno agencies and get a certain number of shoots. Success beyond that requires dedication, and running a brand, and acquiring fans. Porn will shoot whatever sells. If you can prove that you sell, you work. The business of being a “porn star” is not just going to set but interacting with fans, monetizing content, affiliate marketing, appearances, etc. Most girls also webcam, escort, or otherwise sell their services. What worked for me was standing out rather than fitting the mold, and I’ve seen others have success by focusing on creating niche content that fans can’t get elsewhere. If you decide to go into porn, do your research and go in with your eyes open.

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The Authentic Lesbian hails from Baltimore City, lives in Philly, and is healthily addicted to everything involving naked women. Follow her on Twitter @authenticlezz1 to watch adorable dog videos and occasionally porn.

What is Porn for Women?

Every now and then, the mainstream media calls attention to “porn for women,” and Susan Sarandon’s recent declaration that she wants to make porn for a female audience has thrust the topic back into the spotlight. We’ve been a porn site geared towards women for the better part of a decade, and yet we still debate what the inherent qualities of “porn for women” are. Sometimes fans love what we promote and other times we get feedback saying that the movies we review “aren’t for women.” In an attempt to get to the bottom of the issue, HotMoviesforHer staffers Judy Hologram, Andi, Bridget, and Dee Viant attempt to describe “porn for women.”

Judy Hologram

GirlBoy Evil Angel box cover feat Jiz Lee and Manuel Ferrara It’s a tricky question. When I’m selecting movies to promote, I try not to think about what will appeal to just hetero or cisgender women, but porn that might appeal across a broad spectrum of gender and sexuality. I think it’s important not to discount the many different kinds of women, as well as the people of non-binary gender expressions, who consume pornography.
That said, I’m not entirely convinced that “porn for women” is actually a thing. There’s so many different sex acts and ways of filming sex (Close ups of genitalia? Wide, romantic shots? HD? Shitty smartphone camera?) that women can like, that the term has become practically useless. Based on some of the feedback that we’ve gotten, some women police other women’s tastes in pornography. Yes, most of the movies on our site were made by cismen, probably with a male viewership in mind. That doesn’t mean that these movies can’t find aBig Tit Whores Get Doubled Penetrated Burning Angel box cover female audience that enthusiastically enjoys the acts and filming styles depicted here. It especially doesn’t mean that it’s cool or helpful to tell other women that our preferences are abnormal and gross, or that “The women I know don’t like such-and-such!”
We all like different things. That’s why there’s lots of different kinds of porn. A world without close-ups of huge cocks DPing an enthusiastically slutty lady is not a world that I want to live in.
This is not to say that we, as viewers, should not be held accountable for what porn we consume. As such, I have a few points for what kind of porn is for, not just women, but people across all spectra, and people who care about the health and safety of those who make the smut that we love:

The Crash Pad original box cover Pink and White Productions1. Porn where affirmative consent is paramount
2. Sober sets
3. Safe and sane sets where performers are not directly placed in danger (ex. Suspension bondage performed by experienced riggers)
4. Porn made by women, minorities, and LGBTQ people, to encourage a diversity of voices
5. Porn free of slurs
6. No non-consensual kink-shaming
7. Sets where performers are fairly compensated

It’s entirely possible that I have overlooked something, so if there’s anything that you look for when choosing porn, let me know in the comments or send me a tweet!

 

Bridget

Candy Manson in Bound GangbangsFucking Machines with Princess Donna and Sarah Jane CeylonI could write an entire essay about this topic, but put simply, the phrase “porn for women” means (to me) any adult imagery a woman enjoys to get off. Personally, the type of content I enjoy probably would not be considered “woman-friendly” by the typical and tired narrative that we’re familiar with, but I’m a woman and it’s what I want to watch, and therefore, it qualifies. Many people who don’t know better probably consider “porn for women” the stereotypical soft, romantic girl-girl scene or maybe some light BDSM (a la 50 Shades), but I find that grossly offensive. I don’t think these stereotypes speak to all the fantastic sexual preferences and proclivities women practice, and they sure as hell don’t speak for mine. I enjoy romance in my private life, but if I want to get turned on, some kissing and hand-holding isn’t going to cut it. Maybe I’m jaded from watching so much porn at work, but I need something visceral in my personal time that isn’t going to remind me of the run-of-the-mill content I peruse on a daily basis. I’m much more likely to be in the mood for FuckingMachines’ or BoundGangbangs’ content because, to me, loss of control is hot. I know plenty of women who feel differently though, and that’s why “porn for women” is a hot-button topic that can’t really be defined one way or another, and probably shouldn’t.

Andi

Candida Royalle One Size Fits All box coverSpicing Up the Marriage by New Sensations and Jacky St. JamesI have conflicting feelings about what porn for women is, and what it could be. Initially, I think companies were trying to make content that strayed from the male gaze and moved more towards a focus on female pleasure, maybe more intricate storylines, and various body types, which were not normally augmented by plastic surgery. Using “real” bodies meant that female viewers would feel more comfortable watching people who looked like them. I think some women really enjoy watching a lot of the Candida Royalle or Erika Lust films, and politically I think they are important for a myriad of reasons. Jacky St. James makes beautiful movies; they are thoughtful, well-acted, and award-worthy. I’m just not gonna jerk off to them.

If I’m watching porn for masturbatory purposes, these are the very last types of films I would watch. To be clear, I’m also not a fan of the degrading, throat gagging, spit-heavy scenes. My personal tastes fall in the expansive area between those two extremes.
I don’t watch porn as I used to before I worked here. I watch porn as a writer, a media studies graduate, I watch it as a politically aware cisgender female, and lastly, as a person looking to get off. Sometimes my politics and what I get off to differ, but that’s what is fascinating about porn and the safety that comes with the fantasy.

I don’t want someone pandering to my “femaleness” with a storyline that does very little for my arousal or studios that refuse to hire performers with boob jobs. I happen to like boob jobs. Porn for women is whatever porn videos female-identified people watch. As a writer and porn enthusiast I’m always happy to examine the male gaze, champion the female-friendly content, and explore genres I am uncomfortable/unfamiliar with so that I may gain empathy and insight, but don’t tell me what I should be jerking off to just because I’m a woman. I should be able to choose for myself.

Dee Viant

What is porn for women? Any porn a woman enjoys is porn for women. I don’t have a simple answer, but I can say that I’ve certainly felt alienated from a lot of porn that exists because it doesn’t reflect any shred of my reality. (Then again, I also don’t want too much reality in my porn either. So it goes.) However, as Pierre Bourdieu might explain, you can define something by specifying everything that it is not. I can take a few stabs at what porn for women generally isn’t, but I’m in no place to tell anyone what is for them based on their gender. And which women are we subconsciously including when “porn for women” is the topic of discussion? Straight, hetero women? Lesbians? Trans* women? Single women? Married women? Further, is anyone asking what the porn is for queer people? Gender nonconforming, genderfluid, gender variant people? What porn is for those populations? So instead of “porn for women,” should we be asking what is porn for people who aren’t straight-identifying cisgender men?

That said, here are a few things that I don’t equate with the term “porn for women:”

  1. The dwelling upon the man’s orgasm and the delivery and reverence for his come, better known as “cum”
  2. Playing with come
  3. Dousing women in come, a la Monsters of Jizz (to be fair, I find these videos hilarious is their hyperbolic, comical, over the top,  faux jizz explosions-which is really piña colada mix)
  4. Frying come in pans and making splooge omelets and eating them
  5. Fake orgasms
  6. Heels on during sex
  7. Very young stylization of female performers
  8. Dicks resting on female performers’ faces
  9. Cutting off the male performers’ heads during sex scenes, thus rendering them “stunt cocks” (You’re more than just a dick to me! Let me see your sweet face!)
  10. Stereotypically attractive women having sex with unattractive men
  11. Closeups of penetration that outweigh wider angle shots of the scene setting (Kudos to Dorcel for always showing the scenery.)
  12. Titles that include “slut,” “bitch,” or “whore,” in a demeaning way
  13. When a women appears as an accessory to her partner’s pleasure, rather than an active participant deserving of pleasure

The above elements can certainly be enjoyed by women, but I feel that they all exist for the sake of the male viewer, and his ego and his fantasy life. And I have nothing against the male viewer, but I am a lot more interested in seeing all of every performer’s body and I don’t really care about the presence of ejaculation as “proof” of a positive sexual experience. Orgasms are great, but I don’t think of them as a goal. Also, women and transmen don’t always have “provable” climaxes, and the idea that not having an orgasm signifies sexual failure is a very tiresome one. I want to see people having fun, if anything. And really, the only legal thing I don’t want to see is food play because that’s just one thing is that not my jam.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Impractical Sex

Robot Sex

The whole point of porn is fantasy. As viewers we get to imagine ourselves in scenarios that most likely won’t play out in real life, like your hot slutty teacher fucking your brains out on her desk after everyone else has gone home for the day, or that innocent looking girl next door who can’t manage to change her own light bulb, thanking you for your help by showing up to your house butt naked demanding you let her suck you off. Most of the time all goes accordingly and the fantasy is great, but, if you’re anything like me, every once in a while you see a position or locale that just doesn’t make sense when you really stop and think about it. I’m sure most of you aren’t stopping and thinking about it as often as I am since I’m around this stuff non-stop, which is why I took it upon myself to put together a small list of impractical sex positions and locations. Don’t worry, I left technosexualism, aka robot sex, off the list. You’re all very welcome.

Beach Sex

Beach Sex

I’m against outdoor sex for the most part. Sure, there’s the thrill of getting caught, but there are also bugs and grass and allergies and a bunch of other shit I don’t want around me while I’m naked, but beach sex is the absolute worst! Yeah, Ron Jeremy and Ginger Lynn look sexy up there with a beautiful ocean behind them, but look at all that sand on Ron’s legs. You know that shit ended up either fully inside or very close to Ginger’s legendary pussy. Not only does that feel awful, it’s also unhealthy as fuck! Those little grains of sand are tiny killers inside your body, plus it’s nowhere near as romantic as you think, trust me! My ex and I tried to live this one out in Virginia Beach and spent more time trying to find a comfortable position and keep our blanket sand free. After about 10 minutes we decided to try the balcony.

Car Sex

Car Sex

The camera man desperately trying to get in the car in the 2nd scene of Filthy Fashion Models perfectly illustrates my beef with trying to fuck in the car. Sure, it was hot and steamy when you couldn’t go to your girl’s house or bring her to yours, but come on, we’re grown-ups now and there just isn’t enough space in the car! I’m sure Ana Foxxx, Jenna Sativa, and Yasmine De Leon are making the best out of it and enjoying themselves in the process, but in real life this is just uncomfortable and a sure way to get her out of the mood and looking at you like you’re crazy. These beautiful women couldn’t get it done in a truck so there is no way my 2009 Kia Spectra stands a chance. If it isn’t a quick BJ or hand job, don’t do it.

Pile Driver

Pile Driver

I have to admit, this one is fun to do. There’s no doubt in my mind that Larkin Love is having the time of her life getting fucked by the strap-on extraordinaire Lily Cade, but I bet she was sore as hell the next day. Yeah, the g-spot is getting some serious attention in the piledriver position, but this shit is painful man! The amount of pressure on the neck and shoulders is extreme, not to mention the added weight of whoever is pounding away up there. Plus, it puts strain on your thighs and hamstring injuries are no joke. I don’t care how far along you are in your yoga classes, you’re going to pay for this one the next morning.

Tribbing/Scissoring Standing Up

TribbingScissoring Standing

Lana and Flora deserve awards just for successfully pulling off that pose. Look at that shit! The picture alone makes me feel like I need a deep tissue massage. That’s the type of position you try if you’re easily influenced by things you just watched on the tube or are extremely drunk and just don’t give a fuck. Just like with the piledriver, trying to scissor standing up is begging for leg cramps at the very least, which, I’m willing to bet, is why the pair didn’t stay in that position for long during the actual scene.

Titty Fucking

Titty Fucking

If I woke up with a penis titty fucking would be the 2nd thing I’d try (dick slapping is the first… judge me, I deserve it). It does look pretty awkward for the chick though. Look at Jada Fire up there with Manuel Ferrara’s dick sliding in and out of her big beautiful round mounds in the Vivid classic that is $2 Two Dollar Bill. She has her tongue out waiting for a little lick, only problem is his dick keeps hitting her in the chin! Awkward right? I mean, I’d imagine a dick to the chin a few times is all it would take to get me out of the mood. Maybe I’m wrong…

Shower/Bathtub Sex

BathShower Sex

Fucking in the shower or bathtub looks amazing! Ana Foxxx and Lotus Lain sure make the most of it, and they almost convinced me to give it another try until I noticed Lotus propping herself up on that porcelain tub and envisioned myself attempting the same, but slipping and cracking my damn head open getting blood and water all over the place. “What about the shower?” Look, the shower is cute when you first start sexing it up, but I don’t live in a mansion with a shower that houses a bench for sitting and requires two glass doors because it’s so big. Hell, I don’t even live in a house with a walk-in shower! My space is very limited in that regard. More importantly though, I love eating pussy and that’s hard to do when you’re drowning from the constant flow of water hitting you in the face. Also, I’m not always down for getting my hair wet and fucking with a shower cap on isn’t the sexiest thing in the world.

Piano Sex

Piano Sex

If you’ve ever sat on top of a piano you know exactly how hard that bitch is and there’s no way you’re laying back on it, blanket and pillows or not. That’s why Allie Haze and Samantha Ryan didn’t get any further than that right there. Allie sits her pretty little ass on the keys while Samantha fingers and fondles away, then they take it to the floor. Pianos are beautiful instruments that can often be seductive (I’m a musician and allowed to be turned on by musical instruments) but they are not for sex, so save yourself the embarrassment of falling off (blankets make them really slippery, be warned) and just fuck in a room with a piano in it. You’ll get the same result, trust me.

Shoes On Sex

Shoes On Sex

First of all, Prince Yahshua and Saya Song lost their everlasting minds with those damn shoes on that bed! Grandmothers everywhere would be on Greyhounds on their way out West to give both of them a smack upside their heads if I was a snitch. Second, keeping your shoes on during sex is just weird. I feel like you’re going to run away at any moment. The law is on my side with this one too. In certain parts of the country it’s illegal for a man to have sex with his shoes on, (prostitution prevention has come a long way) and even if it isn’t enforced it’s still legally valid, so don’t let me catch you. Third, it’s dangerous, especially women in heels and any dude trying to give their partner the Yahshua treatment by wearing a pair of fresh Timberlands. I’m a position explorer so there’s lots of movement going on when I’m making magic, and the last thing I want to do is take a heel to the dome. I agree that women in lingerie and red pumps are sexy as fuck, but my safety comes first and so should yours.

That’s all I have for now, but don’t worry, a part 2 could be in the works as you read. Until then, stay tuned by following me on Twitter @authenticlezz1 and the rest of the crew @hotmoviesforher.

Straight Women, Gay Porn, and the Fight for Equality

CockyBoys One Erection promo imageIn the last several weeks, a number of mainstream outlets, including the ever popular Cosmopolitan magazine, have published articles delving into the latest trend of Millenial women (ages 20-35) and their penchant for skipping right past traditional straight pornography in exchange for the guy-on-guy gay titles. In an article penned by columnist Cheryl Wischhover entitled, “Call Us One Erection: Why Straight Twentysomething Women Are Obsessed With These Gay Porn Stars,” Wischhover dissects why straight women in their 20s and 30s have suddenly become not just dedicated fans of gay celebrities but, “obscene, screaming fans” for gay porn stars and the films in which they star.

CockyBoys director Jake Jaxson
CockyBoys director Jake Jaxson

The article takes a look at the female fans specifically of gay mega studio, CockyBoys, and how these fan girls came to regularly “message the guys on social media, create elaborate fan art in their honor, and breathlessly mob them at public events.” According to the studio’s estimations, this demographic now accounts for 30% of their membership subscribers and at least “80% of the fans that attend CockyBoys’ meet-and-greets,” such as the studio’s annual CockyCon.

Other adult sites have noticed this growing trend as well.  According to the annual Insights report from the “Porn Site That Shall Not Be Named,” 18 – 24-year-old women are 24% more likely to watch gay porn than any other age group or demographic.  Gay male porn is the second most viewed category by women on the site, and women of all ages account for 37% of all gay porn watched on the site overall.

It shouldn’t come as much of a surprise when most straight porn is tailored for and marketed to men with what the Cosmo author refers to as “disembodied jack hammering and fake seeming female orgasms.” Another recent study , consisting of 500 female respondents, revealed that most felt while watching straight porn, they “can’t be sure the woman is actually having an orgasm.”

Cockyboys Performer Tayte Hanson
CockyBoys Performer Tayte Hanson

Dr. Lucy Neville, a senior lecturer at Middlesex University London, conducted the survey and explains, “women definitely have a preference for gay porn when the men look like they are into each other, where they are smiling, laughing, and taunting each other.”

Many female porn consumers have expressed this desire for authenticity, while others have shared that while viewing straight porn, which often focuses on the female performer’s body, they are constantly comparing themselves to the star, which can become distracting and take away from their enjoyment. With guy-on-guy scenes, they’re able to focus on the sensuality, the passion, and most importantly to them – the multitude of cocks on screen. One fan quoted in the article explained further, “I am attracted to males, so seeing two of them get it on together is like:  BOOM, twice as sexy!”

In a separate article published by the left-leaning political site AlterNet, the author quotes an interview the same Dr. Neville gave to PsyPost, in which she expounds further on the feedback she received in her research.  “A lot of women’s disdain with straight porn is their perceptions that it undermines female pleasure, is catered to a male perspective, and even that it focuses on the female body in an almost exploitative manner while featuring ‘ugly’ men: ‘The way [women] perceived women as being treated and exploited in heterosexual porn, the invisibility of female pleasure, the fact that identifying with the female actress made them less able to enjoy the eroticism of looking, and the fact that most heterosexual porn invited them to view the sex acts occurring from a ‘male’ perspective – noting the way that the camera tended to linger on female anatomy and that men in heterosexual porn were ‘ugly and out of focus at best, and just a disembodied cock at worst.’”

A separate CockyBoys fan quoted in Cosmo agreed with Neville’s sentiment.  The reason she attends the CockyBoys events and follows the stars is because they “provide a fantasy with no pressure.  I know they’re gay, which makes them easier to talk to.”

Cockyboys performer Levi Karter
Cockyboys performer Levi Karter

An additional element that may drive women to turn to gay porn and attend industry events may be the “familial” feeling, and sense of community they feel, as well as the excitement of the behind-the-scenes drama of stars feuding, and the interest in the star’s private lives as they speculate over who’s-dating-who. And according to Dr. Neville, this is a good thing! “This sense of community that’s been created has been incredibly liberating in terms of making [fans] feel they’re not alone and they’re not a pervert and that [preferring gay porn is] actually quite common and natural.”

In a society where pornography, homosexuality, and women expressing their own personal sexuality are discouraged, considered to be “unnatural,” and looked down upon, this convergence of the three may  actually prove beneficial to our culture and could “take us one step closer to leaving society’s heteronormative culture in the dust, even if only within the realm of adult entertainment.” As both women and the LGBTQ community continue in their battle for equality across the globe, isn’t it kind of nice to think that watching a bunch of sexy-ass men going at it might just be assisting in achieving that hard sought-after goal? I know you can certainly count this writer in!

Don’t Yuck My Yum: The Anal Gape and You

Make Me Gape Hard XWelcome back to the Yuck/Yum series where we explore porn practices and how they may really turn on some people, but really turn off others. In this article, I have selected a few stars and scenes that have some incredible anally talented women. Beyond anal sex, there are plenty of scenes where women either spread their own ass checks, or someone helps them grab their cheeks and show you their insides. This exaggerated hole caused by penetration is called the “gape.” If you’re watching a movie in the gape genre, you have probably seen people measuring the gape, maybe they stuff two dildos, two penises, or baked goods into the gape. If this is not your type of film, then you may wonder why this genre is so popular. What is so fascinating about putting things in people’s butts?

Ass Tricks Evil AngelWhile I am not a trained psychologist by any means, I do know what is popular in pornography, and I have the pleasure of talking with a vast amount of people about why they like anal porn, and gapping specifically. There have been numerous personal stories shared about people’s experiences and why they like gape porn, but two big reasons always arise in these discussions. 1. Anal sex is taboo, dirty, and often only practiced in real life for special occasions. 2. You have the comical, and over-the-top performances that transcend normative sexual practices, and make for a good show.

Anal Candy Disco Chicks Bonnie RottenWhen you’re looking for the “dirty” or taboo side of anal, you’re probably looking for passionate performances with attractive people who know what they are doing. Most people can’t take as much anal play as some of the professionals you see in these movies. When asked about how these stars prepare they always say they clean out before they  perform and pre-stretch before they shoot with a butt plug. This usually happens while they are in make-up, or otherwise getting ready for the scene. Anal sex doesn’t ever “just happen.” There is always some work to be done before the party.

Here are some passionate anal gape performances:

 

Adriana Chechick in Make Me Gape is what I think of as a passionate, and, yes, porny performance, but there is real chemistry between her and Markus Dupree. Adriana’s gape is evident, but not completely the focus of the scene. The scene is really about the two of them having a ton of fun, and the gape is a result of that fun. Interestingly, this is directed by female director Mason, and I have always felt that Mason straddles that line between hardcore male gaze, but is focused on the glamorization of the female talent.

ashley firesAshley Fires in Ass Tricks is definitely a male gaze scene, but previous to her interaction with Bradley Remington, Ashley shows the viewer all the fun toys she has, makes sure she lubes up, and prepares for sex. As far as butt plugs go, you can’t beat something that looks like a popsicle. Fun toys really make an experience, and as for porn, they break up the choreographed sex positions.

Taurus and Joanna AngelTaurus in Joanna Angel’s Anal Training Camp . Previous to this scene, Taurus has had three anal experiences in her life. Joanna and Taurus talk about what kind of butt plugs they like, either silicone or glass, and they discuss best practices for anal sex. This isn’t primarily a “gape” movie, but the more experienced ladies in this film definitely gape, and it’s hard not to gape when Bill Bailey is all up in you.

 

Ok, so now for the more performative and crazy anal gapes.

Tommy Pistol Sarah Shevon Candy AssSarah Shevon and Tommy Pistol make that old adage about ‘sweet lovin’ true in Anal Candy Disco Chicks. Besides the candy asses, this whole movie is pretty entertaining, and there seems to be a definite acknowledgment that this sex is all performance, and not intended for audiences to try these tricks at home.

 

Roxy Raye Mick Blue Anal ProsRoxy Raye has done some intense anal scenes, but this scene in particular is amazing. As far as performance and pure silliness, the scene with her and Mick Blue in Anal Pros is one of the all-time best anal scenes ever. Gifs of this scene have been making the social media rounds, people love it, and I can see why. I’m not going to write about it here because I think you should check it out for yourself. Scene four. Check it out!

I couldn’t write an anal post without mentioning the king of weird anal movies, Mike Adriano. Mike is a good looking guy, and so many female performers have mentioned him when talking about their favorite director/talent to work with. His house has crazy cartoon characters painted on his patio, and he always changes up his scenery and decorations for his interior shots. I pay attention to the details of the scene beyond the sex, and I appreciate a director who cares enough to alternate the couch cushions and art installations in his spacious home. Check Mike and Proxy Paige in Asshole Training. These guys are having so much fun, and the whole thing is just over the top. Cupcake butt-stuffing Mike Adriano Proxy Paige

These are just a few selections of gape-tastic films, but fear not, there are so many anal movies with oddities and human circus tricks that maybe there will be a part two to this Yuck/Yum gape post.

Bonnie Rotten Anal Disco Chicks

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Daddy Interrogation

DADDY'S HOME 2

I’ve always wondered why some straight guys like to be called “Daddy” during sex. (Hell, sometimes sex isn’t even necessary…think Big Daddy Kane, Puff Daddy, Usher’s song “Hey Daddy”…) It’s everywhere, and honestly, it weirds me out. I mean, some of these guys have kids and hear “Daddy” all day, which I’m sure annoys the hell out of them rather than turn them on. And I’m not talking about those into the family fantasy taboo porn; no, I’m talking about regular everyday guys. So what is it about a woman screaming out “Yes, Daddy!” or “Fuck me harder, Daddy” during sex that turns these guys on? Naturally I can’t answer this question (I totally could, but it would be completely biased and militant feminist and a 100% correct analysis of the male ego from a psychological standpoint because I’m a lesbian and ripping dudes for anything I don’t agree with runs in my blood. Plus my Women Studies 104 professor has my back.) so I took to the diverse streets of Philadelphia to ask around and gain perspective.

Besides the puzzling looks, and the one instance where a guy ran from me (pretty sure he was high on something), I got some really good feedback and engaged in in-depth conversations. After everyone got past the “I don’t know, that shit just turns me on” response and actually started to think about why it turns them on I got a few interesting responses. Predictably, the most common response I got was “when a woman calls you daddy, you know you’re putting shit down!” But why? Why is this indication that the sex is good? It’s not like women store that word away for those occasions when the dick is amazing because everyone doesn’t do it. Apparently, that’s exactly the point in this case. Guys who identified with this answer didn’t want their girlfriends or wives calling them daddy regularly. In fact, a lot of them never even requested that she do it during sex, it just happened a few times, and the turn on comes from the fact that she said it on her own so the pipe laying game must be strong. I can understand this. It’s like when a girl yells out your name during sex and she usually doesn’t. You must be doing something right! I still think the word choice is strange, but I get how that could be a major ego boost.

There was one guy who right off the bat told me it was about power for him, straight up. There was no further analysis needed in his mind. Men are supposed to provide for their women as he sees it, and when you only look at it from that angle, the relationship offers some of the same things father-daughter relationships offer, like protection, encouragement, and support. Of course, they aren’t parallel, but when his wife calls him daddy, it’s an acknowledgement of his position of power in their relationship and nothing gets a penis pumping like power, right!? He further explained to me that it was such a huge and positive part of their sex life that it spilled over into their regular every day interaction with each other and now she calls him “daddy” like someone might say “honey” or “babe.” When I asked if he calls her “mommy” he looked at me like I was crazy, but laughingly admitted he has called her “big momma” during a few birthday blowjobs over the years.

Innocence also came up more than a few times and I was surprised by how willingly dudes were to reveal that they like the fantasy of fucking a young, innocent chick. I get that youth is attractive to most of us, but why does the innocence turn on come from the word “daddy?” Fathers usually think their daughters are innocent until they’re forced to either accept or deny the truth, but does that turn you on? Does your brain even compute that correlation when you’re hitting it doggy style and counting strokes and she says “right there, daddy”? Asking these questions got me a lot of head-tilted confused looks but I did get one answer that stuck out. I’m not sure how much honesty was behind it, but one pretty young guy said he likes good girls and that projected innocence, even if it is just fantasy, makes him feel like he’s with a good un-corrupted person. I did one of these…

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I had fun with my daddy interrogation experiment. I still think it’s creepy as hell, but I learned a few things and met some really cool and open people. If you’re one of those guys who likes knowing you’re putting it down by being called “daddy” then have at it! And if you’re a lady reading this who might want to try something different give it a shot and see what happens. It’s safe to say I won’t be calling anyone other than my pop “daddy” anytime soon, and I only pull that out when I want something (the exact same answer I got from a woman who gives daddy affirmation from time to time), but I won’t judge you if you do. Until next time, freaky people!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Shadow Army

Shadow Army CoverShadow Army is…different. It was twisted, dark, funny and at times downright creepy. I never watched a ZFX Productions flick before but word around the office has always been that you will be, and stay, entertained. The office was right. I decided on Shadow Army and found myself, on more than one occasion, sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for whatever was coming next. The production and editing easily rival all the top studios, and it’s impossible not to appreciate all that hard work, but I personally did not find this to be a sexual turn on at all. Mentally, I was definitely tuned in.

Scene 1 – Candle Boxxx

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Candle Boxxx is in her office on a phone call with a mysterious sheik transferring millions of US dollars to a Middle Eastern Humanitarian Fund account, and of course the US Government isn’t having any part of that. The NSA is listening, as usual, and an alert for Kimberly Alastair Smith, Candle’s character, pops up on a gigantic screen with the words “Operation Clockwork.” Already I’m in love with the production. The special effects are cool as fuck and I’m completely sold on the government conspiracy theme they have going on. Anyway, some dude named Simon launches Operation Shadow Army and immediately takes a phone call instructing him to “keep your mouth shut” and “work her hard.”

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What happens next is very strange, and I’m not sure how I feel about it. Actually, I know exactly how it makes me feel, which is definitely not horny, but I’ll lay it all out there and let you decide. Candle is shredding papers and typing up memos back in her office when suddenly she starts twitching and itching crackhead style. Before you know it an invisible force is in full effect, punching and smacking her while ripping her clothes off. Candle does a great job selling the whole thing and it’s funny as hell watching her bug out under the force of some invisible person. Her being pushed onto a couch took me back to the fond memories of Uncle Phil throwing Jazzy Jeff out of his house every chance he could. From here her panties are pulled down and the invisible being starts fucking her. You realize there’s actually two invisible things fucking her when this happens…

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Exactly! There’s no way to take that shit seriously, right!? And just when I thought, well, I don’t know what the hell I was thinking, but this jizz that just squirts all over her from out of the air did not help.

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After the deed is done, there’s a flash and Candle is waking up, jizz-free, thank the Lord, and trying to figure out where her clothes are, what the hell just happened, and why her sticky hair smells like bleach. She convinces herself that she’s a powerful overworked woman, gathers her clothes, and lies back down on the couch. It’s hilarious on the surface and completely scary when you think about what you just watched. Like Lifetime TV assault/blame-the-victim movie scary…

Scene 2 – Candle Boxxx & Jon O’Brien

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So Candle is trying to nap when Jon O’Brien and Earl Greenwood decide to fuck that all up kidnap her ass. The point of operation Shadow Army is to torture and get information out of her, and that’s more the focal point in this scene. I’m not even sure director Rick Masters would call anything about this one sexy. The masked men tie Candle up in the back of a van and while one drives the other pulls out a taser gun and shocks the living shit out of her repeatedly until she passes out.

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I wasn’t as disturbed by this scene as I was the first, even though it’s still giving off that creepy assault vibe, because I knew there was no way her body could handle all that electricity. It’s so over the top I couldn’t stop myself from laughing out loud! This woman is hands down the best at faking convulsions and her screams were so convincing I actually closed my eyes and winced at the thought of all the fake pain she must be going through.

Scene 3 – Candle Boxxx & Jon O’Brien & Earl Greenwood

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Jon and Earl take Candle out of the van and into a warehouse dungeon where they punch and slap her around some more until she passes out again. Finally we get a little dialogue when Jon takes Candle’s ball gag out and starts to ask about the sheik. Candle’s no dummy and demands that her rights be respected and acknowledged to which government agent Jon yells out “Patriot Act” and my hate for Tom Brady is all I can think about (Go Ravens!) which is totally fueling my hate for government guy Jon. I actually rooted for Candle when she spit in his face in response to a ridiculously specific question about the sheik’s whereabouts. Then government Jon flips the script and tells Candle that she’s actually the accountant for the head of a terrorist group called Clockwork and the money she’s been helping him move around is actually funding the group’s illegal activities. Candle isn’t buying it and decides she’d rather take her punishment, so back in goes the ball gag and out comes more electro stimulation toys.

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I think I was able to fully enjoy this scene and all its tortuous glory because I got to see, for the first time so far, Candle’s character come to life. She’s feisty and quick witted when talking with Jon and actually seeing and hearing the character made shit less creepy for me. That being the case, it’s still pretty creepy, and gets downright scary after the initial electro stimulation. At first government Jon is using some sort of electricity wand and Candle’s body reactions are again hilarious. Every time he touches her torso or breasts her body shakes with so much force you can’t help but laugh. It doesn’t look real (thank god!), but she does a great job of making it entertaining. Then Jon goes completely psycho and decides to hook a car battery up to Candle’s pussy with jumper cables and attaches the entire thing to a timer!

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Talk about being completely glued to the screen! I couldn’t believe what I was watching! There’s no way anyone could live through a shock of that force every 15 seconds, but just thinking about the possibility was enough to make me cringe. The camera angles are really good throughout the film, but this scene particularly stood out because they made sure to get every angle imaginable as she swings through the air, hands still bound, convulsing with every shock. You can see the beads of sweat covering her entire body (workout idea!) and the sound of the timer is cool because it enhances the shock value (see what I did there…). You already know she’s going to get shocked, but hearing the timer countdown builds up the anticipation, like the background music in a scary movie. Anyway, the poor girl passes out from the constant electro torture, and just when you think she’s going to get a little break, Jon and Earl walk back in, hang her upside down, rip her stockings completely off, and proceed to flog the living shit out of her! She took such a beating that after a while she doesn’t even react to the pain anymore. Her body just hangs there numb.

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Candle decides to continue to keep her mouth shut, even after all she’s endured at the hands of the government, but that doesn’t deter her captors from trying. She’s tied down to a stretching table and flogged by government Jon until her tits and torso are completely covered with scratches and bruises while the other agent stretches her bound hands. Just watching her endure all of that at the same time gave me a new respect for Candle Boxxx. That lady is a G! I can imagine her reading the script thinking “oh hey, this sounds like fun!”

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The guys leave her there to soak in all her pain and agony before re-entering the room and tying her up with one leg in the air. At this point, Candle realizes things are only going to get worse, and since she still isn’t ready to talk, that only means one thing…more electro stimulation! By now she’s screaming and crying and trying to wiggle herself free, but when Jon puts clothespins on her nipples and pussy lips, it’s a wrap! And when the electricity wand makes its second appearance I couldn’t help but wonder how she could focus on convulsing with those damn pins everywhere. This woman deserves an award!

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After shocking her to shit, government Jon puts Candle in a fucking locker with her hands handcuffed to the bar above her. Turns out Jon is losing his patience and since electricity isn’t persuading Candle to give up the knowledge on the sheik he puts her in a cooking box and tells her he’ll see her in the morning if she’s still alive. It’s made to look like the locker has reached over 160 degrees, but before even knowing that I was terrified at the thought of being stuffed in a locker! I never thought much about claustrophobia until now, but if that were me, I’d definitely be dead before the heat was even turned on. Small spaces and the Authentic Lesbian do not get along.

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When Jon returns to find Candle still alive from a night in the heat box she’s ready to talk, unfortunately for her though she doesn’t know anything. From everything we know about government Jon thus far it’s safe to guess that this doesn’t make him happy at all, but instead of going for the closest electro toy her opts for pulling Candle’s hair until she screams out from the pain. He still isn’t getting the answers her wants, so he tells Candle after a night in the heat box he’s going to treat her to some water. The problem is the catch…

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See that chair up there? Well, that chair is wired to an electrical doohickey with a metal piece sticking up that’s inserted inside of her. And to top it all off a water hose is stuffed down her throat forcing her to take in way more water than any normal person should! The faces she makes while pretending to suck in all that water are priceless. At one point I was convinced her eye balls were going to pop out of her head. Other than the facial expressions though this part was pretty boring, but I can see where it would be hard to spice up a fake water torture scene.

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Her mouth is taped shut with water still in there and finally the chair machine is turned on and the convulsing starts again. Watching Candle slide up and down on the metal piece sticking up from the chair was kind of hot until the camera goes back to her face and it’s clear she would rather be back in her office. Then all of a sudden there’s a bright flash of light and we’re back in the office, dazed and confused, like nothing ever happened. There wasn’t much that I found sexy about this movie at all, but you can’t end like that! I mean, there are so many important questions still out there. Did anyone ever find out where the sheik was and where the money was going? Does Candle just get to live after that shit? Did she at least cum from the electric chair? I need to know!

Overall the movie was entertaining. It forced me to think outside of the box and even to confront a few things I didn’t know I had beef with, like small spaces, but if you’re looking to watch a porno and get off I doubt this is the movie for you. If you like Sci-Fi porn with lots of twists, turns, and torture along the way then give Shadow Army a chance. Otherwise, save your money for a better fit.

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