I tried to be breezy about it.  I told my girlfriend that we shouldn’t make a bit deal about it.  I even told myself that I wanted to keep it simple.  But it was all a lie.  I LOVE Valentine’s Day!  And I love celebrating it and doing something super special for the one who has my heart.  While I show my girl that I love her everyday, I like the formality of having a specific day that I don’t feel like a complete dork for being insanely cute with her.  So, if you’re like me and LUV February 14th, you know that there is nothing more romantic than giving your partner a totally body screaming orgasm.  This week’s Top 5 Tuesday is dedicated to helping all you lovebirds really get into the mood with five movies that are perfect for watching together.  Hey, you might just learn some hot new moves, you never know unless you press play…

Five Hot Stories For Her: The title says it all really. With five amazingly hot stories showcasing a bunch of different kinds of sexuality, Erika Lust definitely pulled out all the stops in this exciting Spanish language movie. Sure I have no idea what anyone’s saying, but I couldn’t care less once the clothes start flying. This is sure to put almost anyone in the mood for lovin’.

Crash Pad Series – Episode 3: Jiz & Shawn: This Pink & White shorty is the movie for all you queers. I don’t know how anyone could resist getting totally hot off watching Shawn and Jiz Lee arm wrestle, suck and fuck each other up and down the Crashpad bed. Oh man, two shaved heads are definitely better than one. I know what I’m watching this weekend…

Stripped: Showing us the softer side of porno, this Playgirl video offers up eight sensual scenes starring some of the hottest names in the industry, including Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Penny Flame, and Marie Luv. Turn this flick on and you’ll both be stripped own in no time!

Real Couples: Taking us into the actual bedrooms of four real life gay couples, this Pantheon Productions flick shows us the super hot side of long term love and just how sexy getting older can be. Whatever yours sexual orientation, this movie is sure to be a total turn on this Valentine’s Day!

- J.D. Bauchery

But not everybody is looking for that sweet Valentine’s flick…

Yeah, so I don’t really celebrate Valentine’s Day. It’s not because I have horrible memories of not being asked to dance or that I’m a dick. It’s just that I’m pretty sure that my relationship is better than yours and I don’t need a bullshit excuse to celebrate it. A wise woman once told me that Love is all about the little things, and picking up wilted flowers on your way home from work on February 14th is a gesture I can do without. I’ll take a cup of tea when I’m working late, a post it note with the letter W on it, or your hand on my leg while you drive each and every time.

For those of you aren’t celebrating, for whatever reason, I’ve compiled my top five dirty sex movies that will suck the romance out of any room. If you want to see XXX without any cuddling – I’m thinking you’ll like these.

-The Porn Librarian

Love it or hate it, the big V is a-comin’, so sit back, relax and enjoy the ride!

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