I’m sure glad the world didn’t come to an end. If it did, I would have missed out on a ton of awesome pornos that I have yet to view. There are so many dirty movies I need to see before the end of days, but I managed to narrow it down to the five I’d have to squeeze in before everything comes to an end.
The Fashionistas: The Fashionistas and all of its 5 hour long epic glory is one film I’m ashamed to say I’ve never sat through. I’m a big fan of director John Stagliano’s work (controversial as it may be) and this is one that stands out in any porn connoisseur’s list of must see movies. It’s artful, kinky and features two of my favorite down and dirty performers, Belladonna and Rocco Siffredi.
Older Women and Younger Men 10: You might be thinking that this looks like your run of the mill porno, but if you look closer you’ll see that Dane Cross and Nina Hartley are paired up on the box cover. In case you haven’t heard, Dane is on my list of dudes to stalk should I finally fall off the edge of sanity and Nina Hartley is, well, Nina fucking Hartley. Do you need a reason to watch her in action? I must see this pair get it on before both my eyes and porn cease to exist.
Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex: J.D. and I are in the middle of reviewing Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 3. I realized I have never seen the original Rough Sex. For shame! This is one I need to see solely on principle, but regardless of its importance in the porn world I really need to see the Sasha Grey – Danny Wylde (another stalk-worthy dude) scene. Her majestic beauty and his boyish charm make them a match made in heaven. Heh. Plus, these two know how to fuck. I don’t care how mainstream Sasha gets.
Madison Young’s Art House Sluts: I have had my eye on this movie for a while and I’m not quite sure why I’ve never watched it. There is no question that Madison Young makes great movies with performers, including herself, who are down for dirty hardcore fucking. I can’t decide which scene I would go for first. Madison’s solo session in the dirty bathroom, Syd Blakovich and Jizz Lee or the femme-tastic Madison Young and Lorelei Lee pairing.
Behind The Green Door: I watched the classic Behind The Green Door when I first started working in the porn industry, but I don’t think I appreciated it’s greatness. It was a groundbreaking film that received acclaim as both a porno and a mainstream movie. It only seems right to have a movie of such glory on my list of Top 5 Movies To End The World.
Luckily for me I didn’t miss out on my chance to watch such great dirty movies. I guess I’ll get starting watching them since I was fortunate enough to get a second chance!