What becomes of a woman who has reached a certain age, but has made the choice to not have children? I’m over 30, and according to myself 10 years ago, I’m super old. Sure, I no longer have a six-pack but I’m still pretty hot.
My sister recently turned 28 and I was picking on her for being old. She proudly proclaimed that she is a MILF, and that I am just simply old. You know what, she’s right! Why aren’t I represented in porn? Where’s my niche?
I’m sure there are plenty of stars in their thirties, but we all pretend they’re 19 or a mom. There are a lot of really awesome things about women in their 30’s who haven’t had children – let’s call them T-MILFs (Theoretical Mothers I’d Like to Fuck). In fact, I’ve compiled a short, but convincing list of why everyone should be trying to bang T-MILFs:
1. Most likely, our vagina has never torn.
2. No kids. No explaining why Mommy’s new friend is naked.
3. We’re old enough to know how to fuck.
4. No liver spots
5. We’ve got our shit together – job, house, $
Seriously, why wouldn’t men jerk off to the thought of sleeping with a confident chick that knows that Red Lobster is not fine dining?
I was able to find a few “Dirty 30’s” pornos, but they don’t overwhelm the site like MILF, GILF, teen, and cougar titles and I surely wouldn’t recommend them. In fact, I’m really depressed that this is how I’m represented in adult and am more convinced of the need for T-MILF porn.
If I may, I’d like to suggest the following series names to those of you that agree:
1. No Momma, No Drama
2. Dirty 30’s Divas
3. No Strings Attached, Just Lick My Snatch
Please feel free to use them as you wish, just please make the movies. There are plenty of hot chicks who feel no need to relive their twenties because they know they’re having better sex anyways! Give them a voice in porn.
P.S. Tera Patrick is in her early 30s and absolutely amazing!
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Here’s a 6th reason to add to the list: We will never call your genitals or ours a “hoo hoo” or a “pee pee.”
I read your article with interest because there are times that I feel that the world does not have a place for a woman at my age…I am 45 btw. And so many men my age desire much younger women. I understand that, but I am frustrated to be dismissed because of my age. . . why would men assume that sex is less fun with a mature woman? Personally, I feel that I am physically more attractive, sexier…I am much more comfortable with my body and much more sexually adventurous…I know exactly how to please a man and not afraid to show him. Emotionally I am more stable… I know exactly who I am and what I want and not afraid to let others know.
I don’t like being called a MILF or worse a Cougar…I don’t understand the need to label just because I am over 25. . . I am a woman, plain and simple. And even though I was/am a mother….I have never called MY genitals anything other than clit and pussy, lol.