I learned the best road trip game EVER and had to share it. My brilliant friend C.K. and I recently took a road trip out to the end of Long Island to take advantage of our friend’s beach house. Anyone who has ever tried to drive anywhere within 500 square miles of NYC can imagine how not fun this trip could have been. Fortunately, we played a game I’m going to call “Anal Road Trip” and had the best time ever. It’s quite simple, you take the word “Anal” and then you place it in front of the whatever model car you see and the result is the name of a porno. For example, we were in a Jeep Liberty, so the porn name would be “Anal Liberty.” That would be a fantastic name for a Porn, if it hasn’t already been done. Here are a few more examples:
- Anal Caravan
- Anal Mustang (probably a gay title)
- Anal Focus
- Anal Expedition
I could go on forever. Even the cars that don’t make sense, end up being hilarious. So when you take off on your next summer adventure, give it a try and let me know what your favorites are. I hope you have half as much fun as we did!
-The Porn Librarian
P.S. If you’re interested, since I am the Porn Librarian, check out the College Guide to Anal Sex from Shane’s World. It’s both fun and informative!