I Heart Morty Diamond

Since J.D. is out of the office this week, I’ve taken it upon myself to crush on Morty Diamond. Here’s a video of the delicious Diamond peddling water.

I’m not one that typically pays for things that I can get for free (although I have been know to pick up a six pack of wind on a Friday night,) but I’m pretty sure Morty could sell me just about anything.… More

NYC Pride

NYC pride is this weekend and for those of you who’ve never been, it’s freaking awesome. i can’t express in words how amazing it is to show up in NYC from your hick town and have half a million people applaud your extreme gayness. The seven feet tall drag queens tend to get all the attention, but there’s also a lot of super cute families, gay cops, and old queers to love.… More

Tiger Tyson Air Freshener?! I Must Have It…

I am the queen of novelty items, and this is fucking awesome. Tiger Tyson is one of, if not THE hottest Latino gay porn stars (I would extend that include against straight stars as well I think…), and I love me some hot Latin men!

My new car’s been missing something fancy dangling for the world to see… I used to have an Olivia painting of Betty Page air freshener, but the sun faded that to nothing.… More

Bend over Boyfriend


I just finished reading a great three part blog over at babeland called “Do Straight Guys Like Anal?” Dallas started out writing about straight dudes, but has included a lot of info that’s relevant to anyone who’s interested in exploring back door sex. Here are her five keys to great anal play because I think are worthy of repeating:

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Happy Birthday Kinsey!

Happy Birthday Alfred Kinsey!  The famous sex researcher would have been 114 years old today.  That’s a hell of a lot of sex. 

In honor of his special day, I’m going to:
1. Be nice to bugs – He did all that gall wasp research, least I can do is not stomp them.
2. Make completely inappropriate small talk with people about the intimate details of their sex life – why not, really?… More

Smart Sex Makes Me Hot…

And by hot, I mean humid.  Humid like New Orleans, in fact. 

This week New Orleans is welcoming sex educators, clinicians and academics from around the world to the American Association of Sexuality Educators, Counselors and Therapists’ (AASECT) annual conference “The Rhythm of Our Roots: 40 Years of Sexuality Education and Health Celebrated Through Song, Story and Science.” 

And guess who’s goin?  Yup, this girlie porno pervert/very academic human sexuality masters student!  And I can’t wait!  I love the idea that for professional growth, I get to go to a conference that has workshops about the G-Spot and Tantra and sex toys, oh my!!  Plus, I’m pretty excited to learn something new and not have to write a paper about it.  I’m also really looking forward to the Tribute to Candida Royalle - the queen of porn for women, and hanging out with sex writer and filmmaked extraordinare, Jamye Waxman.   Aaand  Betty Dodson will be there!!  Holy crap!  I first learned about masurbation from one of her books when I was a kid and now she’ll be in front of me, presenting one of the Plenary Sessions.  It’s all about going full circle, people.  I will secretly be thanking her from my chair.… More

Mixtape Rewind

Ok, not our typical mixtape rewind!

I was just in San Francisco, and *lucky me* had the HOTTEST cab driver ever on my way back to the airport to come home. He was young, beautiful and Russian. He chatted on his cell phone the whole time in Russian, the only words I understood were “niet” and “da” so no clue what he was talking about (although I did hear the words “club dj” and “girlfriend” (damn) at points).… More