Hilarious SFW Video
Just saw this thanks to VeraFromFYN over on Twitter and had to share. I’ve seen things like this, but really enjoy this one!
Our Blogs
Diana Cage Tonight!
For those of you who can’t get enough of J.D and I, today is your lucky day. That’s right, we’re going to be on the Diana Cage Show tonight on Sirius OutQ at 11 pm. We’ll be talking about porn, sex, and what it’s like to be so incredibly awesome in today’s society.… More
Link Love
Literally the hump of the week, Wednesday can really go either way – either as excruciating as Monday and Tuesday, or as anticipatory as the rest of the work week. Lucky for us, Link Love (and Project Runway, of course) help bump Wednesday into the latter category. And this week is no exception, especially with all the good stuff I’ve found on this crazy idea called the interweb. Let’s get to it!… More
Buck Angel Immortalized
One of my favorite stars, Buck Angel, recently traveled to London to sit for artist Marc Quinn. Quinn, the artist behind the gold sculpture of Kate Moss that has been all over the news, will capture all of Angel’s amazingness in marble for the world to see. Of course, you can see it all in his movies, but I have to admit I love the idea of a marble statue of a man with a pussy traveling around the world!… More
Top Five Tuesday – Tattooed Talent
For me, there isn’t much sexier than inked up bodies taking a romp in the sheets. Tattoos are totally hot and while tons of porn stars have been touched by the needle, most don’t take it further than a butterfly to the lower back or a tribal armband. There is nothing wrong with only a little ink, but I tend to like my bodies covered in colorful designs and intricate pictures and only a select few stars go above and beyond with full body tattoos. Sure, some of my picks are less than totally tattooed, but the pieces they do sport are super hot and definitely worth a mention.… More
Sexy… or Just Plain Scary
I’m under the firm belief that with sex toys, sometimes less is more. I’m not talking about less inches or vibration patterns, that would be crazy – I’m talking sheer aesthetics.
I’m more of a
kinda gal, so my eyes totally crossed when I saw this
on Violet Blue’s blog. Holy crap am I still trying to figure out what it is. I think it has something to do with titty fucking (yeah, I’m not so down with that phrase either, but I couldn’t find an alternative), but I have no idea what’s with the vagina attached and the penis sticking out. Totally creepy.… More
Dacia’s Love Machine
Back December, Craigslist posted an ad in NYC looking for someone to buy a lightly used sex machine from a sex toy reviewer who had no room for it.
Sex machine for sale (not a person, an actual machine) – w4mw – 27
Date: 2007-12-03, 9:37PM ESTSo I’m a sex toy reviewer, and a little over a year ago I acquired a fucking machine to review (Topco brand, it retails at $395).
… More
Mixtape Rewind – Honey, check it out…
About 360 days of the year I can’t handle NYC – it’s too hot or cold or dirty or whatever. However, today is one of those days when I’d love to be walking through the city on my way to the Strand or MoMA. Today’s mixtape rewind is the classic Tribe Called Quest song “Electric Relaxation.” Besides being one of my favorite hip hop songs of all time, it also features NYC prominently.… More
2 out of 2 lesbians agree…
Striptease + Doctor Speak = hottest thing on prime time.
If you’re looking for more dirty doctors, check out Neighborhood Doctor!
Handmade for the Horny
We here at HMFH are obsessed with everything handmade, and therefore, are of course totally smitten with the handmade or bust commnunity that is Etsy (alright fine, the Porn Librarian isn’t really – she just asked me what Etsy is… but the rest of us are! Umm, actually I don’t know about Miss Behaving either… FINE!… More