Normally I am soo not into fake knockers. They have a nice shape in clothing, tend to have horrible scars and wonky nipples out of clothing, but my biggest peeve with the silicone boobies would have to be – they don’t bounce. I like that natural tit bouncing action, it makes them more fun to watch and definitely more fun to play with.

Finally there is a solution I can not only live with but will probably whole heartedly endorse – Lipo+boob job cosmetic surgeries! Yes ladies, according to the Frisky, they’ve found a way to take the extra from where you don’t want it and inject it into your chest giving you up an up to 3 cup size improvement! Sounds freaking sweet and I’d say all the porn stars or future stars should seriously consider flying off to Britain to get these instead of the older silicone models, unfortunately most porn stars don’t have any extra fat cells to relocate and those that do don’t need the ‘enhancements’ or the suction. Well I can still dream of a plethora of bouncing, jiggling porn stars can’t I?

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