Naughty America threw a member appreciation party in Brooklyn this past weekend proclaiming it the “Naughtiest City in America” according to their users. The party was at the 507 Bar and Grill in Williamsburg and was featuring appearances by Ava Devine, Abbey Brooks, Alexis Texas, Mika Tan, and Angelina Valentine. Lucky for me, the people at Naughty America sent me an invite and so Saturday afternoon we (my assistant Scott and I – thanks again!) headed up with cameras in tow to see how naughty Brooklyn really is.
After three-and-a-half hours in traffic, a pretty serious disagreement with Google Maps, and shockingly expensive tolls, we arrived in Williamsburg, an hour after the party began. We found parking super easily – thank god I rented a tiny car. After checking in at the door, we were all set for some fun. The girls hadn’t arrived yet, so we got some drinks and settled in.
The girls arrived about ten minutes after we did and the music started playing as they made their entrances. As you all know (or maybe you didn’t – read my archives then!) I’m pretty new to this, so I was super excited to meet the girls and people from the industry. After the girls posed for pictures and went into the kitchen to greet the staff, they began to mingle with the crowd, dance, and have some drinks. We first spoke with Angelina Valentine who was a total sweetheart. She was really excited to meet us and hopefully we’ll start hearing more from her – both in the industry and here on HM4H.
Angelina wanted to give the crowd a little more than they came for.
See that table behind her? Someone cleared it off and she started dancing, clearly ignoring the sign above the bar.
She was having so much fun, Alexis Texas wanted to join in.
Alexis climbed up on the bar and the girls were all over each other, much to everyone’s delight.
But even still, Angelina managed to capture the spotlight with her amazing body and flexibility.
After all that hot action, we took a break to mingle with the other girls. Mika Tan was AMAZING, such a sweetheart and fun to talk to. She took a bunch of pictures with us and she was dancing with everyone. Mika even gave me a nickname to use in case I ever decide to go into the other side of the biz. I snapped a great picture of her and Vanessa from Naughty America, who I spoke to for a while later on in the night.
These ladies were easily my favorites of the night from both sides of the industry.
Alexis Texas and I chatted for a bit and we took a bathroom break together – you know how us girls are. She told me that they’re simply “people in the business of making people happy, one orgasm at a time.” I love it! She then told me that she stole that quote from Mika Tan! But she left me with this bit of wisdom – “jam out with your clam out.”
When we came out of the bathroom, my assistant informed me that I missed out on some minor drama that occurred.
I think the open bar got everyone a little rowdy and unfortunately, Angelina Valentine’s night ended a little earlier than anticipated. But oh well, back to the fun.
Abbey Brooks was super nice to all the fans and made sure she made each and every one of them feel special.
We went downstairs to play some Rock Band (Alexis and I are equally terrible at this game!) and get some pictures signed with Ava Devine. We had some fun with her upstairs earlier in the night, but it got a little crazy downstairs.
We were absolutely exhausted after this, so we said our goodbyes and made the (much faster) trek back to the city of brotherly love. All in all, I had a great time and I’d like to again thank the people of Naughty America for sharing it with me!