Apparently, today, April 14th is “Cake and Cunnilingus Day.” The day is supposed to be the answer to “Steak and Blowjob Day” (March 14th) for men. The thing is, Steak and BJ Day is an answer to Valentine’s Day, which men believe to be a holiday for women. Personally, I’d prefer a steak to a cake and I’d actually rather not have oral sex performed on me, but that’s a whole other blog entry. At the rate this “holiday” one-upping is going, I predict soon May 14th will be “Beer and Butt Sex Day” – you know, when it doesn’t fall on Mother’s Day.
Anyway if you’re one of those people who don’t procrastinate when it comes to tax season and will be spending April 14th stress-free, casually remind your sweetheart (or hottie in the bar) that today is Cake and Cunnilingus Day and that you’re expecting Devil’s Food.
-M.
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Yeah, so my birthday is May 14th and you’re right about it falling on Mother’s Day often. While I fully support “Beer and Butt Sex Day,” I’d rather not have it fall on a day my Mother and I typically spend together. I mean, I’m not trying to be difficult, but that’s kind of weird.
Oh, I agree, but I believe June 14th is Flag Day and men don’t like to wait.
Hahahaha! Screw the meat and gluten-filled food and gluten-filled beverage, I’ll just take one big “Cunnilingus and BJ and Butt Sex Day”.
Ahhh…. what a day it could be….
Beer would make butt sex day go smoother…
I think you may mean lube….
Beer and lube.