I couldn’t resist writing this up quickly, especially after talking about gay porn and wrestlers the other day. Apparently, the Houston Texans are selling advertising space on their player’s practice jerseys and porn purveyors Zero Tolerance are hoping their logo will find a home on QB Matt Schaub’s pec.
“Look, we know it’s a long shot but we figured, better a long shot than no shot,” said a ZT spokesperson. “Clearly, the name of our company can easily be worked into the NFL vernacular. Every team in the league starts the season by saying that they’ll have ‘Zero Tolerance for losing.’ While our offer may not be taken seriously, there is some undeniable synergy between the NFL and the name of our company.”
Whether or not this happens, I happen to believe Roger Goodell will have Zero Tolerance for something like this, it’s great PR from the brilliant minds who brought you Great Sexpectations and Roller Dollz.
