Whew, I am exhausted. It seems like this week, everyone is either staying home sick or coming out of their closets and it’s hard to keep up. I’m talking about Clay Aiken and Lindsay Lohan, who to be fair, were coming out of closets they’ve shown to the whole world – like we’ve been watching an endless loop of walk-ins on MTV Cribs reruns. Listen, I’m a straight woman in the 21st century. I have many gay friends and I’m not shocked by homosexuality in the slightest. It’s the same as me being straight! It’s just love, which is remarkable and beautiful regardless of who is a part of it! Whatever, society! I think that’s how Clay and Lindsay feel too. That’s why it took them so long to proclaim, “Okay world, I’m gay. And the sky is blue. And an umbrella is helpful in the rain.” We’re a generation of forward thinkers. So to Clay and Lindsay, bravo! I’m sure this changes…nothing. Because it shouldn’t. Now we’ll just wait for pictures of Lindsay and Sam Ronson publicly arguing instead of making out. Yay celebs!
ahhh, journey. I once saw them at the great New York State fair. It was better than the butter sculpture and almost as cool as the pig barn.
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I didn’t even know Lindsay Lohan sang songs. God i’m old.
Thanks for gaying up the site!
Mostly I was trying to let our readers know about the power of umbrellas.
If I had that Journey tape, it would stay in my car cassette player for the entire weekend on an endless loop.
Yes I have a cassette player in my car. I’m old too.
That’s a great song. “Someday love will find you/break those chains that bind you!”
ahhh, journey. I once saw them at the great New York State fair. It was better than the butter sculpture and almost as cool as the pig barn.