Today is one of those days where we celebrate the creativity that goes into creating porno titles. People really go out of their way to come up with clever names that will grasp the viewer’s attention and hopefully get them to press the play button. This Top Five Tuesday isn’t necessarily about recommending 5 pornos you should watch, although you should probably watch these pornos. This post is about poking a little fun at XXX movies. We love smut and we think it is okay to not take it so seriously all the time. Is it porn for women? Well, that’s for you to decide.
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Lez Be Friends 1 – These gals decide to have a little girl time by way of ball gags and anal beads. I mean really, is there any other way to get to know your gal pal? In all seriousness, these kinky ladies get hot and I’m not just talking about the candle wax! Not to worry, there is a Lez Be Friends 2 so we can see what antics they’ll be up to next! |
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Lez Be Best Fucking Friends – The folks in that last porno may have been close, but this porno is about taking friendship to the next level. Yeah, we’re talking about broken heart best friend charms and shit. Hustler knows how to bring women together in such a way that they feel safe and comfortable with each other. These ladies show each other how much they care by sucking on dildos by a waterfall and fucking each other in positions that require a series of advanced hot yoga classes first. These friendships are real and lasting. I’m pretty sure they would take a bullet for each other. |
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Lez Talk, More Action – Enough of this nonsense about friends, we need to get down to brass tax. This lesbian porno is all business. They’re so serious about cunnilingus and vibrator sex that they don’t have time to come up with new names. That’s right, the infamous Dru Berrymore leads these girls right into the belly of the beast. By beast I mean pussy. |
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Lez Do Lunch – On a more casual note, these ladies are looking to enjoy a nice salad, a bottle of wine and some vagina. I hear it’s in season and it’s local too. They’re not concerned with female bonding, nor are they in a hurry to scissor. They just want to enjoy a nice picnic. It’s a good thing that Bob from Bob’s Videos knows just the place. |
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Lez Celebrate – Bob is back with more ladies that are ready to spend the afternoon together. This time, a real estate agent comes over to celebrate the closing on a new house. She take advantage of hubby being away and moves in on his territory. The wife decides, “what the hell, lez celebrate.” |
