It’s 8 am on a Friday morning and I think I am just moments away from living out a stereotypical porno plot. I’ve got a plumber in the bathroom, porno on my computer screen and feel like any second now he could walk in and tell me that my pipes need cleaning.
bow chicka bow bow…
Now the only thing left to determine is whether the fates will wake up my girlfriend and she’ll join us for a threesome or if she’ll sleep through the whole ordeal and become a cuckold.
