It’s Monday and there’s one thing that always makes me smile at the beginning of my work week – Boobies! Yay for breasts! And this particular pare of brassiered lovelies talks! Though I don’t know what they’re whining about they still totally outshine that models ass, which is flat as a board in my own, bootylicious opinion.

It’s actually a Reebok commercial for the fugly sneakers at the end but I’m snapping it up for the happy boob time. Hey we all know I’m a breast girl, though that was before I thought my girls were catty gossiping little bitches who might be insulted by my far superior derriere (now, now ladies you’re all part of the whole that makes me fucking awesome so let’s just get along) but really anything that takes my mind off of the current dismal state of the healthcare bill (which The Frisky tells us nixes abortion coverage pretty completely) that’s finally passed congress, is greatly appreciated.

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