In what many are calling the most horrendous oversight in list making in recorded history, neither J.D. or myself were nominated as the Sexiest Geek of 2008 by Wired.com. Instead, some chick named Zooey that I’ve never even heard of was nominated:
I mean, does this chick an awesome blog or unlimited access to over 100,000 pornos? I doubt it. And I hate frozen yogurt. Gross.
While I’m sure there are like 100 better lists that have rightfully included us, I’m a little shaken by this omission. In case any of you are not familiar with the sheer amazingness of the women behind HM4Her.com, here are three reasons we were obviously screwed by wired.
1. JD is a master of sex. That’s right, she has an advanced degree in getting busy. At least that’s what I assume a Masters of Education in Human Sexuality Education focuses on…
2. I am fluent in both Dewey and Library of Congress. Plus, who doesn’t dream of banging a librarian in the stacks?
3. We are both wicked sexy.
In conclusion, J.D. and I are totally sexy geeks. Have a great weekend and my apologies to the intern at Wired.com who is stuck working this weekend in order to correct this huge mistake.
-The Porn Librarian
p.s. Ms. Deschanel – I love you.
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You don’t know who Zooey is? Aww. She’s an adorable girl. Better luck next time for you girls, though.
I love Zooey (I was lusting after her way back in “Big Trouble”), but you’re right- you guys deserve it so much more. Plus, Zooey just doesn’t seem that geeky to me.