I just invented WTF Wednesday and admit that this might be the only post ever. But seriously Quiznos, what the fuck?

I just saw this over at The Frisky and don’t really know what to say about it. I mean, I never saw 2 girls, 1 cup. I kind of know what it’s about and that’s all I ever need to know. I mean, if Ron Jeremy is totally grossed out by something, you know it’s best to avoid it.

So anyways, we’ve got the 2 girls, 1 sub thing, which is a pretty obvious reference to poop porn. I’m a little shocked by the sub slingers, and kind of hope there are a bunch of CEO’s reading what the internet has to say about this commercial and wondering what punk intern suggested the theme…

Then there’s the blatant lesbian porno theme going on. Once again, I don’t relate to what the mainstream has decided lesbian sexiness looks like. If my girlfriend had mayo on her face I’d gag and then watch Ellen DVDs, not lick it off her. Although I will admit that we eat in our bikini’s most nights.

Anyways, I think this might be funny, but I’m too in shock to enjoy it quite yet. Plus it’s early and I stayed up too late last night.

What do you think?

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