Well, after what seems like a lifetime of debates, mudslinging and Alaska jokes, the election if finally here. I hope that everyone is taking advantage of their opportunity to voice their opinion by voting, except for my father, who is a diehard republican.

In honor of what is surely the most important election of my lifetime, I’ve selected five political pornos that will help you celebrate! You will notice that I have not included any Sarah Palin porn. I’m completely sick of her and am sure you’ve seen enough posts about Lisa Ann’s Palin getting pounded anyways.

I’ve included a number of classics, because let’s face it, they just don’t make them like the used to. I’ve also paid homage to Mary Carey, because the woman actually ran for California governor in between shooting scenes and a stint on celebrity rehab. She actually managed to pull in a few votes – I guess some people were excited about a politician who knows what it’s like to get screwed.

Linda Lovelace For President : This is probably the quintessential political porno of all time. It’s a classic that’ll have you laughing in between the sex scenes. I imagine this is a lot what it’s like to spend time on the road with a political campaign. In between debates and coffee runs, I bet there’s a whole lot of fornicating going on. Watch It Now

Debbie For President : Another classic flick for those of you who are fans of the “Debbie Does” line of films. This time, Debbie is running for president and I’ve learned that Debbie usually gets what she wants. Nina Hartley also performs in this flick, which makes it worth watching in my book! Watch It Now

Mary Carey For Governor :For those of you who who want more fucking and less talking, I present Mary Carey! She gets down to business, just like a good politician should, in this left leaning fuck flick. Don’t miss Nick Manning showing Carey the dirty side of politics in scene four. Watch It Now

All The Senator’s Girls : This film is my shout out to all of the politician’s who thought they were too smart to get caught in a tawdry affair. There have been so many that I couldn’t possibly mention you all by name, but you know who you are. In this spoof, Senator Parsons has a secretary, a girlfriend, and an anti-porn platform to balance during his campaign. Sadly, this is probably not all that unusual… Watch It Now

Run Mary Run : I know I already featured a Mary Carey movie, but this one contains her uncensored Jay Leno appearance announcing her campaign! She definitely deserves a second shout out for receiving over 10,000 votes and being the only active adult star to run a campaign. Plus this movie is hilarious! Watch It Now

Check out these political pornos, but only after you vote!

-The Porn Librarian

P.S. This is the only time I will encourage anyone to put off watching porn!

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