I am a big sports fan, so I’m pretty psyched for the big game this Sunday. I have a lot of friends who aren’t really into it either, but are going to get dragged somewhere to watch the game regardless. Half the fun of these big sporting events is spending a few hours with family and friends drinking, eating and jumping up and down.

For those of you who don’t know jack about the sport, I thought I’d introduce you to a few of the stars. If you can’t understand what the hell is happening, at least you can visualize the some of these guys in less clothes.

First up we’ve got the Steeler’s Troy Polamalu – this year’s Defensive Player of the year. Polamalu is known for two things, his hair and being a complete freak of nature. This guy makes plays that seem impossible nearly every single game. Whether he’s jumping over a 6’3″ 300 pound offensive line man for a sack or somehow covering 20 yards in a flash to intercept the ball.

Plus he looks like this.

You also have to respect a guy who keeps his hair in order to honor his heritage even though it’s perfectly legal for another player to tackle him by it.

I’m rooting for the packers, but it’s hard not to be a fan.

It’s hard to talk about this game and Polamalu without talking about Clay Matthews. Just a second year player, he was the runner up for Defensive Player of the Year and also gets a lot of attention for his golden locks.

It’s a little surprising just how much sportscasters are talking about hair this week. I guess since they can’t fawn over how handsome Tom Brady is, they’ve settled for this discussion.

Matthews is a beast and the guy you’ll want to keep an eye out on when the Packers are playing defense.

Next up we’ve got Aaron Rodgers, the quarterback for Green Bay and the guy who has one of the best touchdown celebrations of all time – The Belt! No matter how bored you get during the game, he’ll grab your attention when he thrusts those hips forward to signify he’s the champ!

He’s super cute and watching him lead the Pack to the Superbowl while stupid Brett Farve fizzled out in Minnesota was one of my favorite parts of football this season.

Hopefully that gives those of you who don’t really care something to cheer about on Sunday. Worst case scenario, you could push to scrap the game and watch Football porn!

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