Dear Porno Editors,

I love Michelle Aston. She is a sexy scientist who is amazing enough to be on the official list of people I am allowed to make out with if I meet her and she’s interested. Seriously, how hot is this chick?

Sadly, last I knew, she was no longer working in the industry. While I totally respect her decision and wish her the best, that doesn’t mean I don’t often check for new additions to the site that feature her.

Recently, it has come to my attention that the people editing porno comps are working together to ruin my life. Five out of the last ten movies to go live starring Ms. Aston feature the same fucking scene. I mean, it’s a decent scene, but can you understand that I don’t want to watch Aston fuck Aubrey Adams over and over again. Apparently, this scene is handed out to porn companies like Ed Hardy gear is handed over to that John and Kate dude. I just really wish I never had to see either again.

So, in conclusion, I’d really appreciate it if everyone would stop ruining my day by including this hot but overexposed scene in your latest “lesbian” porno.

Thanks a bunch,
The Porn Librarian

Fans of Michelle Aston can read about the scene and then check it out in JD’s review of Girls in Training 4. It’s awesome.

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