To Whom It May Concern,
If you are more interested in being a politician than a porn star, please don’t tape yourself having sex. Doesn’t matter if it’s your wife, a girlfriend, your boyfriend or an intern. No one wants to see it and I’m pretty sure it does little for your political aspirations.
Also, if you’re made a career out of making sure perverts like me aren’t afforded the same rights as the rest of American’s in order to protect your precious marriage, stop fucking around on your wives. They deserve better.
Finally, Uggs and skinny jeans for dudes are out.
Sincerely,
The Porn Librarian
Main Theater
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Of all the male politicians out there, just thank our lucky stars, if only for no other reason than your eyeballs and imagination, that it could have been much, MUCH worse.
I was with ya right up until the skinny jeans. Is it bad that I still like boys in skinny jeans?