News Flash!  Chicks masturbate!  Lots of them, in fact.  And some do it a lot!  The Gossard Big M Survey confidentially asked more than 1,000 UK women, aged 18-30, all about their sexual attitudes, habits, fantasies and practices and recently revealed their results.  The survey found that 9 out of 10 women rub one out regularly and two-thirds of women admit to pleasuring themselves three times a week.

All in all, 92% of women admitting to touching themselves, which significantly tops the numbers from years past - only 74% of women confirmed solo action in 1979 and 62% in 1953. Duh really, when you think how much our society has changed since ’53 and ’79. 

While this isn’t really new news to most people, I actually blogged it because I thought that Tracie over at Jezebel was pretty awesome when she upped the ante when writing about the survey by putting a call out for women to talk about how much they actually masturbate. She actually started it out herself by busting out a few math skillz for us.

Going just from the published findings of this survey, it’s impossible to determine, on average, what percentage of the week is spent flying solo. So maybe we can make this a group effort? I’ll start off:

- I masturbate, on average, 5 days a week.
- Each “session” lasts for about 12 minutes, with a minimum of 3 orgasms a session, and a max of 13. (I don’t know if these means I’m really good at it, or really bad.)
- I sleep, on average, about 6 hours a night, so I’m deducting that from my “week.”

Variables:
- I work from home, so I have more opportunities to masturbate on a whim than most women.
- I use a Hitachi Magic Wand, which is indeed magical, so the act is easier. However, I also make up for time saved by being greedy with as many orgasms as possible.

So, if my math is correct, then:
7,080 minutes of my week, I am awake.
60 minutes are spent masturbating.

Which means:
.84% of my week is spent masturbating.

But also, of the days I masturbate:
1,080 minutes of my day are spent awake.
12 minutes are spent masturbating.

Which means:
1.1% of my day is spent masturbating.

And following Tracie’s lead, I thought I’d give up some of my own deats.

I don’t actually jerk off that often, maybe once a week if I’m lucky. But I definitely attribute that to working here at HMFH and watching naked people fuck on screen all day long. You’d think it would make we want to get off as soon as I close my aptartment door, and while that is sometimes the case, more often than not, all i can think about when I get home is fully clothed bodies, talking about kittens or making DYI crafts. I will say that all the not interested in sexy stuff goes out the window when it comes to hanging out with my girl, but that’s as far as I’ll go with that one, lest all you other ladies try to steal her away. But back to jerking off; I’m really all about my fingers, but branch out when I have toys to review. When I do have to review a toy, I’ll play with it first without thinking about reviewing, then again a few more times thinking about what I need to highlight about it.

Oh, and I’m totally picking up what Tracie is putting down with this one: “Orgasms from masturbating are like Payless shoes: Once you get the first pair, the you get the second for next to nothing.”

What about you?  Spill the deats in the comments!

 xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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