Picture via NatalieDee.com

As with anything in life, if you spend a significant time around sex, it penetrates the brain in all sorts of ways.  Say the acronym ”CBT” in front of a couselor and they automatically hear “Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.”  Say it to me and I go right for “Cock and Ball Torture.”  Same thing goes for “facial.”  You think relaxing spa treatment, I picture a face full o’ sperm.  But I never thought we’d both be referencing the exact same experience.  Apparently I was wrong.

Spermine, a powerful antioxidant found in human sperm has been found to help diminish wrinkles and keep skin smooth.  A Norwegian company named Bioforskning (no, seriously) has even created a synthetic version and has been selling it worldwide for a pretty penny (women in NYC are buying it up for around $250 a facial!).  Did no one tell them they could get paid for getting the same experience fresh from the source?  Porn stars must have the smoothest skin ever!  Or if no porno in their future, at least a major upswing in doing “home” treatments.

(via The Frisky)

I think I’d rather have my newly forming crows feet, to be honest… but that’s just me.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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