Happy Humpday. Welcome back to the midweek stretch. In celebration of the Humpday experience, we offer up another delicious Link Love for you to sink your pervy teeth into! Lucky you!
- Well, this is certainly one way to watch porn on an airplane… So glad we got that one covered.
- Why yes, my dear, you are wearing a giant vagina on your dress. As well as some weirdly-placed “v” shapes over your actual vag. Me thinks Forever 21 wants to get in on the Masturbation Month fun! (via Jezebel)
- Steven Hirsch and Vivid are at it again, this time offering Pippa Middleton (royal newlywed Kate Middleton’s younger sister) $5 million to do one explicit scene, with a partner of her choosing. Apparently the semi-risque photos that have surfaced of her dancing in a bra and towel and sitting in a short dress among liquor bottles means that she is a total bad ass porno chick. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see! (via Buzzfeed)
- Great interview with queer star Sophia St. James in Whack! Mag. Seriously, that lady is awesome!
- Are Hilton Hotels really not offering gay porn movies? Even after all the flitting around the gay community that their darling daughter Paris does? Surely a huge corporation like that wouldn’t totally contradict itself. How ridiculous!
- While porn parodies are flaring up all over the place these days, which makes it hard to enjoy them, I do still love me an old school (though from IMDB it looks like 2002, which I guess would be considered old school in porn years) parody. Check out this awesome Planet of the Apes, or should I say Playmate of the Apes, clip from i09.
- Dude stows his weed pipe in is ass. Well, at least it was shaped like a dick. Can I also please note that my mother bought me a pipe that looks exactly like this when she went to Jamaica a few years back. She thought it was a glass penis sculpture and she wanted to get it for my graduation from my sex ed masters program. [also note that I don't smoke pot.] Hilarious.
- And lastly, Buck Angel was on Tyra Banks recently, and he posted a quick clip with his favorite bits. I wish I had watched the whole thing!
Alright, I hope this gets you through til the weekend!
xoxo
-JD


