Necessity being the mother of invention, the invention world has finally come up with something to give respite to all of you rigorous groomers. The Va j-j Visor! This little plastic shield was designed to protect all the important bits of your va j-j (your inner lips, clitoris and vaginal opening) from the harsh world of hair removal and trying on bathing suits (which I thought you weren’t supposed to do without underpants anyway…) Just hold your outer labia open, pop it over your inner bits and voilà, you’re vag is safe!

While it may not be as revolutionary as sliced bread, and I sound a little skeptical, this little visor is probably actually really helpful. I definitely like the idea of keepin’ my bits safe and sound from unwelcome razors or anything else unwanted. It certainly beats the fear of hurting your most sensitive parts!

Plus, it’s totally hypoallergenic, disposable and recyclable. Me likey.

Still, the name is totally embarassing. I’d rather see it called snatch shield, or cunt cap, or something that doesn’t sound like you should be drinking a cosmo while you wear it. I’m just sayin’…

(via The Frisky)

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-J.D. Bauchery

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