Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch. Last week both Ginger and I were off doing our Burlesque Hall of Fame/Philadelphia Trans Health Conference (respectively) things, so we were unable to get a Link Love out for you all to celebrate the hump, but today we are back with more smutty news than you can shake a dildo at! And hopefully you can wield that toy and read at the some time, because here we go!
- Oh yeah, that really is the trashiest thing you’ll see today… well, unless you have a job like mine…
- While I prefer the genitals in my life to smell like clean genitals, I’m sure there are some folks out there that are interested in how to make your vag taste awesome.
- A leading American nun (I’m not even sure what that means) wrote a book that includes praise for female masturbation and approves gay sex and divorce. Guess who’s not too happy… the Vatican. Go, awesome nun, go! (Via Jezebel)
- An armed man in Brazil walked into a luxury sex toy store in Brasilia, tied up the salesperson, and made off with an 18-carat gold-plated vibrator selling for $4,000. Too bad he forgot the charger… and the gold plating will be super hard to get off due to the stainless steel core. I guess he stole himself a really fancy paperweight.
- We all know Joanna Angel likes it doggy style, but what we didn’t know was her love for dogs! Check out this super cute pup that she and Jessie Lee adopted. Pixie!!
- Who doesn’t love sexy trivia? I know I do!
- An awesome article from Erika Lust about how she will tell her daughters that she works in porn. That Erika Lust is so amazing.
- And lastly, a couple weeks back, this high school kid, Mike Stone, tweeted to porn star Megan Piper, asking him to attend prom with him. She said yes, but sadly his school forbid her from coming with him. Total bummer for all around, but the Daily Show’s reporter Jessica Williams went to interview Stone and Piper and one of the mothers that agreed with the school’s decision. Hilarious. (via AVN)
Seriously, what’s the big deal?
Hope this gets you through til the weekend!
xoxo
-JD
