Hello Tuesday! I’m not gonna lie, today isn’t feeling like the most creative of days, so I’ve decided to call it even and do an actual top five of Tuesdays. You heard right, a round up of the best Tuesday pornos out there. Who says that Humpday gets to have all the fun, right?
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Ice Cream: Tuesday’s Lover: Why this is called “Tuesday’s Lover,” I’ll never know, but when you mix classic porn and ice cream, can you really go wrong? Well, I guess yes, because sugar and vag are a bad mix, though not to worry, the two never meet on this screen. All I know is that this flick is a totally sweet deal |
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Tuesday Morning Workout: If a real Tuesday morning workout was a fun as this ’70s gay porn looks, I’d totally drag my ass out of bed at 6am for a gym date! |
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A Tuesday Morning Orgy: Even better than a Tuesday morning workout is a Tuesday Morning Orgy. What a way to wake up! I can’t wait to see what Thursday morning has to bring! Fingers crossed that it’s more amateur gay orgy porn… |
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Rubee Tuesday’s Double Penetration Association: I couldn’t love this movie’s title more if I tried. Double Penetration Association – that is seriously hilarious. And the box cover is pretty awesome as well. While this Rubee Tuesday probably doesn’t have as bangin’ of a salad bar as the other Ruby Tuesday, I could be easily whipped into a fascination! And yeah, I mentioned Rudy Tuesday’s salad bar while talking about porn. I am officially awesome. |
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Bordello: To round out the selections, I thought I would add something a little different. While this Courtney Trouble movie isn’t titled ‘Tuesday,’ it does feature queer porn star Vid Tuesday, who is way hot and a definitely plus for any list! |
xoxo
-J.D.
