Happy Thanksgiving Week! We really can’t believe it’s time to celebrate that day of thanks, but here we are, doing up the blog Thanksgiving style. When we first decided to do a Thanksgiving Top Five Tuesday, we knew that the only respectable option was to do food porn! So sit back, stop day-dreaming about the feast that will await you, and check out our top five foodie flicks!
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Autumn Squash With Savory Cock – Sometime it is the random, bizarre stuff that I love so much. This “cooking show” porn (yeah, that’s what I said) follows Mistress Ambra as she prepares a lovely autumn squash, as well as tenderizes the meat she has waiting for her demo. While the cock is still attached for about half of the 28 min show, I spent that whole time wondering when she would chop it off, which – SPOILER ALERT – she does (it’s not real at that point). Like I said, weird shit, but definitely tasty. |
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The Kitchen - More foot fetishy, than food focused, this flick still brings the squishy action to the screen with Stacia and Dita Von Teese dipping their toes into the sweet fillings of pies and other sticky delights. And really, what’s Thanksgiving dinner without dessert? |
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Daily Fruits & Veggies – For all your women masturbating with fruits and veggies needs, the Daily Fruit & Veggies series is here to save the day! While I do think it is super important to get your daily servings of fruits and veggies, if I was running the show, that produce would have condoms on it. Because you never know where that food has been and what pesticides are on it! |
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Tried & Pied – Since my favorite part of Thanksgiving is obviously dessert, I figured I would include as many pie movies as my heart desires, including this random naked lady getting pied story. She was mugged for her clothes and now she won’t budge out of an unrelated store room – what else would you do but pie her? Oh porno, sometimes you are so strange and awesome. |
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Hot & Spicy Nude Cooking – I decided to end the picks with my favorite of the bunch – a totally sexy set of cooking show scenes that end in delicious debauchery. There isn’t too much food-on-body play, other than a delightful scene with whipped cream and nuts, but honestly, I like it better that way. I can only deal with so much sticky before I need to run for a shower. This one is super hot and spicy! |
Here’s to good eatin’. Have a great Thanksgiving!
xoxo
-JD Bauchery
