It’s World Series time again for all you baseball fans out there.  And while I wouldn’t normally give a crap about sports, my hometown team is in the series this year and my girlfriend is really into it, so I too have been watching every game.  Go Phillies!

Since the Phillies are in such a critical spot in the series (the Yankees have won 3 games to the Phillies 2), I figured that now is the perfect time to write about all the sexy baseball flicks in our massive porno collection. I like to think of it like clapping to give fairies their wings – the more we talk about a win, the closer we get to actually claiming the title two years in a row.

Field Of Creams: The tagline is “If you fuck him, he will cum.” So unbelievably perfect! They even fuck in the dugout! I’m wishing the real game was more like this!

Batter Up!: It’s not the postseason until Jan B shows how to work a baseball bat just right. Grand Slam!

Switch Hitters: Every time I hear about switch hitters in the game, I can’t help but thinking about the players getting busy with each other in the locker room. Especially Derek Jeter, A-Rod and A-rod’s girlfriend, Kate Hudson… though that is totally selling my Phillies out. Damn.

Double Play #6: Alright, so this double play has little to do with baseball, but these six threesome scenes are sure to help cheer you up when your rivals score a real double play in the game.

Baseball Girl: Shorter than some of these World Series innings, Baseball Girl is the perfect quickie when you want to get hot and get back to the game after the Star Spangled Banner.

Play Ball!! And Go Phillies!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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