I don’t like cold weather, the snow or any activity that has me headed down a hill with thin pieces of wood attached to my feet and only two poles to help get me to the bottom safely. Hell, I’ve only ever been ice skating once in my life – and that was in San Francisco, while wearing a t-shirt and looking up at palm trees.
So, basically this means that I’m not so into winter, BUT what I am into is sex (duh), and any sport that pretty much requires folks to be holed up in a lodge, sipping spiked hot chocolate and fucking by the fire is a-okay with me. And isn’t that what skiing is all about? So today, in honor of all those athletic people that like to hit the slopes – and those of us that prefer to chill out by the hearth – we are giving you the top five sexy skiing movies!
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SOS – Sex On Snow: While having sex on the snow sounds like extreme torture to me, apparently there are people that love a little cold rush while getting hot and bothered. I guess it is the ultimate temperature play. Sex on the ski lift is a total bonus here too. |
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Shane’s World 36 – Snow Trip: More than just a romp in the snow, this Shane’s World flick features the entire ski trip – from drive up, to making breakfast, to fucking in the blistery cold. Who doesn’t love it when their pornos give a complete picture? It’s all about the context of the money shot, right? |
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Ski Bunnies: There’s no way I could write this list without including a movie called “Ski Bunnies.” It just wouldn’t be right. A little dated with ’90s flare, this winter delight brings us indoors and out with hot fucking, lots of sucking and a whole heap of big, crunchy hair (head hair, you pervs). Well, I did say it was super ’90s. |
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Chalet Girl: This ski flick totally wins the prize for sexiest box cover, don’t you think? I love me a little minimalism. Sure, it could be a porno, or it could be or part of the promo materials from the ski lodge. With the plethora of group sex scenes offered, I’m guessing it’s probably the former. Well, you never know with marketing materials… |
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Raw Rescue: Alright, so nobody goes skiing in this movie, but who gives a crap when hot built euro dudes are cuming (hehe) to save the day? The rescue their patients with a mix of TLC, expert blowjob and butt sexin’ skills. And that, my friend, is what you really need to keep warm on those cold mountain nights. |
Don’t forget to pack the poles or it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!
xoxo
-J.D.
