Happy Birthday to MEEEE! That’s right, your friendly neighborhood smut peddler is turning a whole year older! And not only that – I’m transitioning into a totally new decade! Yep, this perv is 30 years old today! Of course I am writing this a week early, because I took off today to celebrate the thirty years that I’ve been kickin’ it. But don’t you worry, even though I am out doing all sorts of important 30 year old things today, I left you guys a Top Five Tuesday… which is all about birthdays! Can you tell I have one thing on my mind until Sept 4th??
Princess Kali – Bambi’s Birthday - What do you get for the guy that has everything? Well, if your birthday boy is a submissive, I’d go with a pervy party featuring humiliation and all sorts of kinky debauchery. Clearly those are the gifts that keep giving. Oh, and Princess Kali is awesome, so be sure to take a look!
Happy Fucking Birthday – It’s Tom Byron‘s birthday and a whole group of big booty ladies are on standby, just waiting to give him the presents of his lifetime. I don’t know about you, but I am perfectly happy to live vicariously through Tom to enjoy this booti-ful birthday bang-fest! Happy Fucking Birthday to ME!
Fuck My Birthday – One of my favorite things about this movie is that they flat out admit that it has nothing to do with birthdays – not even a little. Seriously, that’s how they start out the description. Amazing, right? So instead of this being a birthday flick to watch, I like to think of this one as a special birthday present specifically for me. Ava Devine is one of the best dirty talkers in the biz, and I am so grateful to hear her filth as my own personal party.
Best Birthday Ever - A innocent job interview turns risque when Lilah mentions that she doesn’t mind starting work there on her birthday because she doesn’t have anything fun to do in celebration. Of course her new boss jumps at the chance to help her have a very happy birthday – by covering her in melted chocolate, frosting and birthday candles. Who needs a cake when you can become one? Sign me up.