When I first started working here at HM4Her, there were a ton of porn stars that I had never heard of before. Sure I knew the bigger names in porn for women – like Candida Royalle and Nina Hartley, but I was far from an expert in all the amazing women I would soon get to know intimately… on film. I remember the first time I ever watched April Flores on screen. I saw the box cover of Voluptuous Life and knew that it was the next movie I needed to review. A zaftig chick myself, it was awesome to see a curvy lady take over the film in a totally hot and thoroughly non-exploitative way. As I took in more and more of her movies and get to chat with her over email a few times, I got to know April Flores and more than just the knockout bombshell posing for the camera. I met an extremely smart and talented woman with a giant heart and a confidence to match. Her passion for bringing sexy big gals to the screen fuels my girl boner and has me super excited to talk about my Top 5 April Flores flicks!

Voluptuous Life: Sure, there’s not much XXX going on in this flick, but April’s frequent costume changes and sultry stares into the camera quickly make up for any hardcore lacking. Don’t worry, there is still plenty of sexy skin to see, but if you’re looking for something a little friskier, check out scene six.

First Dates: If I went on a blind date and it turned out to be April Flores, I’d totally fuck her atop the bar too! One of my favorite Flores scenes ever, this last of three first date vignettes follows Varla Vex and the lovely Miss Flores through one enchanted evening of drinking booze, running wild and, of course, the perfect bar top bang fest. Love it!

Glamazons: One thing I love about April Flores/Carlos Batts (the director) movies is that they are never the same old bump and grind you get with most other pornos. The husband and wife team take the ordinary and kick it up a few notches to create porn that stimulates more than just your bits. Scene three’s Barbie Doll dildo solo action merges sexy images with fierce body commentary. And you know how I feel about smart girls…

Voluptuous Biker Babes: What happens when three diva dancers get caught in the middle of nowhere with a broken down car? Lots and lots of naked debauchery, dance cults and desert wrestling. Oh, and tons of sexing’! All this and an Honorable Mention at the 2009 Feminist Porn Awards -what more could you want?

Alter Ego: Alright, I’ll admit that I haven’t seen this movie yet, but go, look at the description and tell me you wouldn’t add it to the list of top movies. Hell, I’d put it here based on those pictures alone! What it really comes down to is that April Flores is pretty much amazing in anything she does, so knowing she’s in this flick gives me great confidence in awarding it this spot. Keep a look out for the review!

The month is coming to a close, but this April isn’t going anywhere. Yay!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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