Happy Hanukkah! We’ve been chatting up the festival of lights all week and talking about all the great Jews in porn, but what about the real point to the holiday? The presents, of course! I kid, I kid, but it’s true, we haven’t talked too much about the gifts. In my family, like many Hanukkah celebrating families, we give one present an evening, for each of the eight nights of the holiday.*
That said, we are on the fifth night of Hanukkah and today is the Top Five Tuesday. Coincidence? I think not! So, today is my Hanukkah gift to you – five just-added movies that I can’t wait to share with you! I haven’t seen them yet myself, so tonight, I’ll be having a one lady Hanukkah party of my very own.
|Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality: This latest addition by Reel Queer Porn totally has me chomping at the bit for a little late night porno downtime. Part documentary/part porno, this Madison Young movie focuses on looking at gender and sexuality spectrums, breaking down labels and exploring fantasies, all through some deliciously hot fucking. Swoooon!|
|Hustlers Untrue Hollywood Stories Lindsay Lohan: I might have done a good job concealing this, but deep down, I am a total celebrity gossip junkie. Whether it’s an affair (except Tiger Woods, then I don’t care) a baby or a breakdown, I’m interested in all the juicy bits. So of course I am totally into this parody porno version of the ratfuck that is Lindsay Lohan’s life. AND Dylan Ryan plays Samantha Ronson, which is some seriously perfect casting.|
|Dr. F: A mad scientist tests one of his chemical concoctions, which turns him into a sexy stripper who finally gets to bag his smokin’ ass-istant. Basically it’s The Nutty Professor – with less Jada and way more fucking. Plus, I have a total soft spot for super ’80s porno. Excited!|
|Crash Pad Series – Episode 30: Dylan & Trucker: Dylan and Trucker are back… and hotter than ever! This real life duo does such amazing things on the screen, bringing an intense chemistry that refuses to quit. Their first romp was so awesome, I can’t even imagine how round two will go!|
|A Man With A Maid – Tales Of Victorian Lust: FrzKey reviewed this Sweet Sinner release a few weeks back, with a recommendation to check out the steamy Victorian trysts. Not only am I so in, I just noticed the super sexy line up of James Deen, Elexis Monroe, Stephanie Swift and Ben English. So ready to luxuriate in a little period piece erotica!|
Happy Hanukkah to us!! And from the looks of this list, I’ll be spending the rest of my holiday getting caught up with all the latest Dylan Ryan movies! Hard life, right? Anyway, have a very happy holidays, whatever you celebrate!
* And no, it’s not way better to be Jewish because you get 8 days of gifts. It’s just the same as Christmas… just spaced out a little bit more. Now, stop worrying about gifts and watch the porn already!