As you are reading this Top Five Tuesday post, I am actually out of the office on vacation. Oh man, the wonders of technology, right? In fact, I am writing this post two weeks before you’ll ever read it. Gotta love the post scheduling button. Anyway, like I said, I am on vacation, down in Texas, enjoying all that the Lone Star State has to offer. So in honor of the stars at night being big and bright down here in the heart of Texas, I thought a Top Five Texas movies would be in order. In no particular order, here are my top five favorite Texas themed movies. Enjoy! And Yee Haw!
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Texas Dildo Masquerade – First of all, this is called Texas Dildo Masquerade, so really, how could I not add it to the list? Second, it’s a horror movie parody (of a movie I really like) starring Ron Jeremy, so clearly we know it’s going to be a keeper. And lastly, it starts with a blowup doll with a dildo in her mouth and then later has a room full of dildos hanging from the ceiling. I don’t know about you, but this is so my kind of party! |
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Deep In The Throat Of Texas – Real Texas dudes getting real hard in the throats of other real Texas dudes. So simple, so hot. And the title just adds to the awesomeness. I mean, c’mon – Deep In The Throat Of Texas? Genius! The cocks at night are hard and (asshole are) tight… deep in the throat of Texas! |
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Swinging American Style – Texas Fuck ‘Em - A bunch of real life swingers get an extra hardcore dose of American style lovin’ when former Skid Row drummer, Phil Varone, joins in for an all access fuck fest. I originally thought this swinging extravaganza was based in Texas, but once I got into the action I realized that, no, it’s filmed in L.A. and Texas is just in the title. At that point I was hooked and had to add it to the list. |
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Texas Video Store Seductions - You know when you go out to a store and you’re shopping or whatever and you see a person that you would love to fuck their brains out? And when you just walk up to them, hit on them and then go at it? It’s pretty hot, huh?Ok, so neither of us have ever done that, but what if we did? Of course porno is here to show us what if! Girlfriends Films takes a wild romp through the Lone Star State, stopping in local video shops to pick up chicks looking at the lesbian porn (complete with perfectly executed product placement) and bed them at roadside motels. Ah, Texas. Not usually the first place I think of when I picture hot lesbian fucking, but it turns out that there it is! |
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Alexis Texas – Superstar – Alright so this doesn’t actually have anything to do with Texas either, other than it’s all about Alexis Texas, so really, it’s EVERYTHING to do with Texas. And one of the hottest booties of the industry. So really, instead of rolling your eyes that I picked another non-Lone Star State focused porno, you should be thanking me profusely for reminding you of the amazing attributes that Ms. Texas has to offer. You’re welcome. |
Tipping my hat from down south!
xoxo
-JD
