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Written by: J.D. on March 3rd, 2009
Over here at HM4Her, we are busy gals. Sure, it’s rare to find a time when we aren’t watching porno, but even though we are usually knee deep in tits and cock (the things we do for you guys!), we don’t always get the chance to check out everything we want to see. In fact, every time I run across a movie I think looks hot, I add it to my “Must Watch” list and file it away for another time. Unfortunately (or foruantely, depending how you look at it) we get in so many hot videos that my list is overrun with super sexy smut! What a problem! But being the crafty lady that I am, I think I’ve worked out a solution… Instead of cutting any of my precious flicks, I decided to get my organization on and make my list managable! That’s what this week’s Top 5 Tuesday is all about – the top movies I want to watch, but haven’t quite got to. Hopefully now that I’m putting it out there, I will actually find the time to sit back, relax and get hot on all the stuff I’ve missed!
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Superfreak : The ghost of Rick James goes around possessing women and makes them get busy with each other. Holy crap, if that doesn’t sound like the best plotline ever, I don’t know what is! Plus it’s directed by Shine Louise Houston and stars Madison young, so we know we are getting the hottest queer sexin’ out there and awesome production values. I need to get on the ball and check this one out, STAT! |
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When Ginger Met Nina: I hate missing an opportunity to see porno queen Nina Hartley in action. Especially when she’s paired with adult movie legend Ginger Lynn! This scene has been 25 years in the making (which is basically my lifespan, give or take a few years) – who am I to let this one pass me by! Bonus points for including the super sexy Dana DeArmond! |
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Afterschool Special & Turn Me Up Over And On: Fatale Media always brings the hottest of the hot in real dyke sex. I’m still sweatin’ over some of their other movies. That’s probably why I haven’t watched this queer romp yet… I don’t want my clit to fall off! |
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Deep Throat: I know, I know… I’m a total asshole. I can’t believe I call myself a porn reviewer and still haven’t seen this Linda Lovelace classic. I mean seriously people, this is one of the most famous adult movies ever! It’s like Ebert and Roeper glossing over “Citizen Cane.” Epic Fail. Don’t worry, I’m on it! |
So much porn to watch. I know, my life is so hard…
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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Three comments:
1) I haven’t seen “Deep Throat”, either . . . but c’mon- you’re J.D. Bauchery! You must remedy this quickly, and then tell me if it’s worth a vintage view.
2) Superfreak: You. Should. Watch. This. Now. The threesome between Jiz, Shawn, and the sink is probably up there in my top ten sex scenes, ever.
3) I started thinking about my own top five “To see” lists:
1. Champion. (I feel so bad that I haven’t seen this yet! What kind of a P&W fan am I?)
2. Expert Guide To Cunnilingus. (The G-spot one was good, and there can never be enough pussy-eating or education on the topic, right?).
3. Phyllis Christopher’s Sextrospective: A Decade with San Francisco’s Sexiest Lesbians (butch/femme photography . . . yum. Now if only I could find a copy).
4. Wrong Side Of The Tracks. (I keep hearing such good things, and Johnny Hazzard + a good plot is right up my alley).
5. Candy Stars Uncensored. (The lesbian-produced DVD that got pulled from release by the British Board Of Film Certification. Sigh. But I *want* it!)
Candy Stars Uncensored and even the lesser censored one I’ve been trying to find ever since I learned about it. I’m a big anglophile and a fan of P&W Productions. Thank you for the update, every once and a while I would still check for it, and now I’ve found why I can’t find.