Over the years, I’ve given up on the fight against sexy Halloween costumes. If ladies are old enough (read: of age) to vote, they should be able to pick a costume without getting totally berated by folks like me that think they are lame. Like seriously, who really needs a “Sexy Dentist” at their Halloween party? I’m just sayin’.
I do draw the line somewhere though and The Sexist drew my attention to bunch of vomit inducing costumes on shevles this year. While the whole list is hideous (the Spaghetti and Penis costume? Yeah dude, that will get you laid. Ew.), there were two particular costumes that really got to me.
A “Sexy Nemo” costume. Yeah, Nemo from Finding Nemo. If that’s not seriously WTF, then I don’t know what is. I can take Sexy Cop, but an animated fish from a Pixar movie, sexified? No thanks!
The” Sexy Clown.” I don’t know about you, but like a lot of people, clowns freak me the hell out. A “Sexy Clown” is extra, double scary.
The only way I wanna see my clowns is like this:
Yes, they are still horrifying, but at least they are too busy fucking to steal my soul with their evil painted faces and vengeful squeaker noses. Ick.
This year I think I am going to be a”Sexy Bull Semen Collector.” I actually bet I could pick that up at the local costume shop. After Nemo, anything is possible.