Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Sometimes when I write this intro, I like to think about how very humpy Wednesday actually is. I mean, really, once today is over, the week totally shifts into a different, more laid-back feeling. Especially in the summer. Anyone else feel this? Anyway, we are here today to celebrate that spectacular humpage with a little Link Lovin’! So let’s get to it!
- Beer pong is great, or whatever, but who doesn’t love a dirty shadow??
- Speaking of dirty things caught on camera, this hilarious prank at a New Zealand school was caught on Google Earth. Apparently a couple of jokesters took grass killer to the campus, creating phallic crop circles by killing grass in specific designs. They haven’t caught the culprits, but unfortunately they got rid of the wieners. Bummer. (via World Sex News)
- Sexual Physics? That sound like the most moronic of oxymorons… but in reality is pretty freaking hot.
- I wouldn’t usually bother writing about a parody porn, because they are running rampant in the smutty market, but I LOVE the idea of Freddy Krueger DILDO fingers!!! Reminds me a bit of Edward Penishands, which is fucking AMAZING!
- Was is your favorite body part? Some unexpected and awesome answers.
- Director Erika Lust needs our help coming up with a title for her new movie and is reaching out to her friends and fans to help! See if you can name her next movie!
- I’m not sure what the point of this cute little short is, but I sure do love it!
- And lastly, Jiz Lee reiterates how crappy it is to pirate porn (and how we can help), and links us to this fabulous video:
Thanks Jiz! And I hope this gets you all through til the weekend!
xoxo
-JD
