Interactive video gaming has reached a totally new level. The Wii is old news when it comes to figuring out how to get a woman off, or as they put it, mastering “the process leading to a female orgasm.”
Enter Lisa, or Moaning Lisa (her full name). Lisa is a robot with huge boobs. Well, huge boobs and a mission: teach the masses how to bring a woman to orgasm. Decked out with high tech sensors all over her body – including turnable knobs for nipples, Lisa starts to moan as she detects her ”partner” in front of her and gets increasingly louder as they touch her sensored parts just right. A little neck rub here, a nipple twist there, then on to the main dish – the clit sensor! Touch Lisa with just the right combo and frequency and she will go from a whimper to a scream.
Yeah… umm. I’m not really sure what do say about Lisa. The creater, Matt Ganucheau, explains that
The process leading to a female orgasm is a uniquely delicate challenge for both sexes leaving it a mystery to most men and women. Moaning Lisa is an instillation that examines this complex process by simplifying it into an almost game-like state. With Lisa, as in life, there are no instructions on display. This leaves each participant to discover how Lisa’s true sexual potential is unlocked. (oddee.com)
While I get the idea behind the “game,” the fact that it’s turning women’s sexuality and sexual pleasure into a formulaic experience doesn’t really sit all that well with me. So, this teaches people how to get a woman off, right? Well, what about women who don’t orgasm through this specific stimulation. Way to not only forget about them, but make them feel like they get off wrong too. It seems a little foolish to make a doll that is supposed to educated users about female stimulation, then only explain one way that women get off. I feel like that is akin to talking about the ways to have sex, but only mentioning girl on top. Missionary position? Nah, that’s not the way these robots get off, so it’s irrelevant.
All I’m sayin’ is that I’d love to see the male counterpart robot. If we ever do, you think he’ll have the giant star-shaped butt sensors too? Fingers crossed.
For more Moaning Lisa, check out this Arse Elektronika 2007 video:
(via Jezebel)
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
