Liz Armstrong over at Vice Magazine knows how to get screwed while trying to make lesbian porn.  Unfortunately, it wasn’t the way you’d hope to get fucked when you’re referring to skin flicks.  She wanted cash, but all she ended up with was a face full of rancid ass.  Smartly, Armstrong decided not to repeat her ill-fated errors and turned to the masters to get the low-down on gettin’ down and getting paid, queer porn style.  And lucky for us, she did it in a public forum.

Interviewing some of the hottest porn stars to hit the nudie movie screen, including HM4Her favies Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich, Madison Young and Dylan Ryan, Liz Armstrong got all the dirt on why her situation sucked and some tips on making a life in porn work.

Check out this snippet:

Vice: Hi, aren’t I a dipshit?

Syd Blakovich:  What happened to you was so whack. I really hope this is not commonplace. I have never been exposed to a situation at all like this. I hope it was a rare breed of fucked up, I really do. I suppose this is most certainly why having an agent is really important, to avoid douches like this guy.

My favorite quote I’ve seen off the Adult Industry Medical web site is that “you don’t have to fuck to get the job, fucking is the job.” Basically if anyone wants to see you fuck before they hire you, that’s bullshit. I don’t ask the plumber to fix shit at my house for free to judge their abilities in order to determine if I really will hire them. I really recommend asking people that you might know that are in the business about the business before getting into it. $7,000 is a ridiculous amount of money for g/g–maybe if it was a gang bang or bukkake… If it sounds to good to be true, it is.

Man oh man, Syd is dreamy.  Anyway, definitely read the whole article and be sure to take a look at our own 20 Questions interviews with Jiz, Syd, Dylan and Madison!

And remember to be wary of a deal that seems to good to be true…

(via JizLee)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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