We are totally in the holiday spirit here at HM4Her (possibly even listening to Christmas tunes as we type) and we plan to bring that over-enthusiasm to the site with a whole week of posts that mention the impending 25th day of this month. What can we say, we are a festive bunch!
To kick this week off right, here are some of my favorite dirty ornaments!
Because who doesn’t like a little gender-bending? Also, Santa, I want those shoes!
While a boob is a little creepy by itself without the context of a chest, I would still want a whole tree full of these nipple-y x-mas balls!
(kaboddle)
I love both of their awesome “o” faces. Oh, and her snow boobs – I love them too!
What a freakin’ badass gingerbread man! I can’t tell if his face is giving attitude or he’s just a little loopy after “icing” all over the place.
I have no clue what a cocky cowboy has to do with Christmas, but I think it awesome none-the-less. Come on – he is wearing chaps on his balls! Ah-mazing.
I don’t know why I am so amazed that I could add a bag of dildos to my Christmas tree, but I am. Fucking perfect!
Basically I want everything pictured below!
‘Tis the season… to be a perv!
Happy Holidays!
xoxo
-JD
