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Happy Presidents Day!

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Happy Presidents Day!  Alright, it’s not THAT happy for me - I’m one of the suckers that doesn’t get today as a paid holiday, but still, I’m gonna power through the disappointment of a three-day weekend cut short and celebrate our forefathers in the best way I know how… through porno!

In honor of Washington, Lincoln and all the rest of those old dudes, here are a few Commander-in-Chief inspired movies to get you in the mood to party like Barack and Michelle. 

       

I hope Reagan just turned in his grave. That would be my Presidents Day gift to you.… More

Shine On!

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Shine Louise Houston is one of favorite queer porn directors. Ok, fine, she’s one of our favorite directors ever - in queer porn, straight porn, non-porno, what have you. We are TOTALLY smitten with all the awesome raw and real work her company Pink and White Productions seems to churn out effortlessly.  But we are not alone.  Apparently all of San Francisco is crushing on this Bay Area filmmaker extraordinare, according to an interview the SF Weekly posted online yesterday.  I know my claims may sound a little exaggerated, but seriously, look at how she thinks about her work, and you tell me you aren’t super excited to see her films.… More

Link Love

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Ok, we all know Valentine’s Day is coming at the end of this week.  Sure, it exciting for some of us - but to others it’s totally annoying and a bit of a bother.  And while I’m of the giddy, squeally variety when it comes to Feb. 14th, I’ve decided to consciously not inundate this week’s Link Love with all the sweetness and hearts that every other blog on the web is sporting.  None of those ‘what to get your man on v-day’ posts or what have you.  The only thing Valentine-y you are getting is the heart picture above… I couldn’t help myself to give at least a little cheer.  But, doing this also means that Link Love is a little shorter this week.… More

Congrats to the GAYVN Noms!

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Now that all of those breeders have left the building (and really, I’m just talking about dudes here), it’s time for the annual GAYVN Awards! Like the AVN Awards, this is the porno equivalent of the Academy Awards – only for gay fuck flicks. The actually show is in March in San Francisco, but the nominations dropped this week, and guess what… two of our favorite movies are up for awards!… More

I’d Like To Place An Order For Delivery

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Fuck DiGiorno, this is the kind of delivery I’m talkin’ about!  Not only does The Kinky Llama deliver sex toys on demand at any time during the night, they promise your toy will be there in one hour or less, delivered by bike.  Shit, I can’t even get an order of sweet and sour chicken with that kind of service.  And while dudes do utilize the handy company, it’s Chicago’s women that do most of the ordering.  Yes, I’m totally jealous, and I hope by posting this, people will start copycating all over the world – starting with Philly.… More

Soap Opera Star Gets Dirty

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It looks like Passions wasn’t quite passionate enough for star Kelli McCarty.  The soap opera queen, and former Miss U.S.A. has come over to the dark side.  Or, should I say super hot sex side, cause here she is, rockin’ the porno screen in Vivid’s latest raunch release, Faithless.  While it’s not common for TV stars (or former beauty queens) to cross-over to pornoland, McCarty was the force behind the switch and is excited about her new venture.… More

Mixtape Rewind

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It’s supposed to beautiful where I am this weekend, which is a welcome difference from the snow and nasty freezing wind that was this whole week. So, with that, I’ve decided that it is officially spring until Monday, when it’s predicted to go back to the low 40s. Blah.  So, because it’s “spring,” I’m going to rewind like it’s spring and pick a song that makes me think of spring, or at least makes me happy like spring does.… More

What Happened to K-I-S-S-I-N-G?

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Porn and positions go together like peanut butter and jelly.  Whichever kind of movie you watch - from the most senual tantric journey to the hardest core of kinky fuck romps – the performers will contort around each other’s bodies and hump in every way imaginable.  But what about kissing?  You don’t see smooching all that often in porno, and now people are beginning to notice a decline in kissing during sex.  So, is porno to blame?  Some people think so, but alt porn goddess Joanna Angel has other ideas on the matter, including why people don’t kiss as much in porn movies.… More

Link Love

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It snowed all day yesterday and today getting to work today was gross.  How we started off the week at 50 degrees and devolved into this is beyond me.  I could go on and on about my loathing for the winter months, but really, we’d both want to punch me a few minutes in.  I started talking about the nasty weather because it’s Wednesday, and even though it’s totally blah outside, it is still midweek!  Somehow snow doesn’t seem as bad when you don’t have to get out of bed on Saturday morning – and we are getting closer to that by the second!  For those of you chillin’ out with a snowday, I hope you lucky ducks are taking full advantage of Humpday and shagging your socks off!… More