Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish

It’s a good thing I read The Onion, or else I’d miss out on all the breaking headlines!

AOMORI, JAPAN—At first glance, 17-year-old Misaki Nakajima seems like any other shy and submissive Japanese schoolgirl. She loves shopping, text messaging, and the color pink. But beneath her wholesome exterior lies a wicked secret: Misaki Nakajima is consumed by sexual fantasies involving sweaty, middle-aged American men.

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Is That A Vibrator In Your Pocket?

Well, it finally happened.  All those cell phone on vibrate mode jokes can now rest in peace because someone finally made an iPhone application that turns the phone into a mobile massager for “releasing tension and stimulating nerves” wherever you may be.  Holy orgasms on the go!  But more than that, this ap can control the intensity of the vibrations – with 8 intensity levels!  And for only about a buck, this shiny new addition is on the cheap (well, if you already have the iPhone, which is not on the cheap itself).… More

Elexis Monroe Signs With Sweetheart!

Exciting news for the ladies, from the ladies!

Sweetheart Video, one of our favorite all girl studios, just signed star Elexis Monroe as their first contract girl and the face of their company for 2009!  The two time AVN nominee will be exclusive to Sweetheart for the next year and already has a few projects under way, including an “Elexis Loves Girls” series and a line of lady lovin’ instructionals.  Can’t wait!  And either can Sweatheart!… More

Link Love

Happy Humpday!  It’s the last Wednesday in February, which means that March is just around the corner, which also means that spring is within reach!  It’s less than a month until the official start of spring!  Woohoo!  Ok, spring has nothing to do with sexin’ (other than they both make me happy), so let’s get back on track and celebrate the humptastic holiday at hand with a little link lovin’.… More

PhD Candidate ISO Postmenopausal Women

We don’t usually hock academics on this site.  It’s not that we don’t love all that smarty-pants, ivory tower business (hell, I just got a Masters degree in sex myself), but when I’m looking to take care of that tingling in my pants, I know I, for one, am not looking for the theory behind why I want to watch hot queers fuck each other.  I just do, and that’s enough for me!  That said, we still think it’s pretty important to give our academic sisters a little lovin’, especially when they are trying to better sexuality and awareness for the ladies.  Who doesn’t love that?!?  So read on!… More

Mixtape Rewind

“That girl thinks she’s the queen of the neighborhood… I got news for you, SHE IS!”
 
I got into the riot grrl revolution as it started to peter out in the late ’90s, but by then it was too late… I was hooked.  I was just coming into my own at that time, finishing up high school and moving into college and I was lucky enough to have a best friend with amazing music taste.  A queer riot boy with a collection of 7″s to kill for.  And no, for once I’m not talking about sex toys.  I’m talkin’ records.  I still have all the mixtapes he poured his heart into for me and there is nothing better than driving around on a spring day with the windows down, blasting a little Bikini Kill.  Ah, memories.… More

Pictures From The Adult Entertainment Expo

Vegas got hit hard last month.  All the biggest names in porno decended upon the strip in hopes of winning a coveted AVN Award (an Oscar of adult movies) and to meet and greet their fans at the Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE).  Not only does the AEE get a slew of porn personalities, it’s the place to launch and exhibit the latest in toys and technologies havin’ to do with sex.  Pretty hot, huh?  Well, HotMoviesForHer’s own Venus Vegas was there, hanging out with all the coolest pervs.  And lucky us, she got pictures!  Check out some of favorite shots below.… More

Link Love

Happy Humpday!  The middle of the week has snuck up on us again and I don’t know about y’all, but I am in need of some TLC (and no, I don’t mean the channel dedicated to people with massive families – thought I do love me some Jon and Kate).  The cold and general greyness of the sky is making me totally sluggish and I am conviced the days are going at slo-mo.  But enough crankiness – let’s get down to what matters… sex.  Break the mid-February blues and go celebrate humpday the way it is supposed to be celebrated.  And masturbation definitely counts, so don’t wait around for someone else to help you party.… More