Mixtape Rewind – SPRING Edition

It’s SPRING!  Today is March 20th, the offical first day of Spring and I am the most excited person ever (can you tell?).  And as luck would have it, it’s my week to do the Mixtape Rewind!  Could it have worked out more perfectly??  If you’ve ever read this blog before, you’ll know that I love Spring and have been counting down the days until it is nice out again.  Ok, sure, it’s actually pretty cold, but whatever, that’s not the point, it’s SPRING!… More

Joanna Angel – Jews Gone Wild

Joanna Angel is the Jewish pornstar. Okay, she may not be the only Jewish porn star, but in my book, she’s the one I look to when I need a good Passover post (coming up soon!). Apparently I’m not the only Jew that’s got a thing for Joanna. Heeb Magazine seems to be pretty hung up on this Herbrew hottie as well, and even invited her to their storytelling night, where Miss Angel told Jewish anecdotes and generally wooed the crowd.… More

My Kind Of Video Game

Some video games are all about cocking your weapon.  This includes the new Resident Evil (#5, I think) with zombie killer Chris Redfield.  Other games are just all about the cock.  Like the one picture above, which has taken Chris Redfield and comic-ized his CG self and tied him up, all for our enjoyment.  That’s right all you gamers out there, The Humplex has created a game that’s only objective is to make this man cum.  Just move your mouse over his wang, from balls to shaft and watch the Cum Bar fill up, getting him closer and closer to your win!… More

Link Love

Happy Wednesday! Not only is it Humpday, it’s also two days til Spring begins!!  I don’t know how any of you are containing yourselves – I’m certainly not.  I’d be jumping up and down if didn’t interfere with my typing.  It’s also been a crazy busy day.  We are going to The Dinah in a few weeks and getting everything ready is a full time job in itself!  But better late than never, right?  Time for Humpday link love!… More

Podcast!

What is erotic art?  And how does it work within the construct of words?  Pretty heavy questions, huh?  But you know you’re just itching to find out the answers.  Well, it’s your lucky night!  Head over to Dr. Dick’s Sex Advice and listen to Podcast #107.  Dr. Dick interviews erotic author Emerald as part of his podcast series “The Erotic Mind.”  And don’t forget to keep an ear out for the sponsors… us!  That’s right, HM4Her brings you this installment of The Erotic Mind!  Fancy, I know.  It’s a good listen and hey, you might just learn something cool.  I know, learning about sex, what a bummer. 

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Top 5 Tuesday – St. Patty’s Day Edition

Happy St. Patrick’s Day out there to all you lucky Irish folks and everyone else (including me) that is not as fortunate.  Sure, today is all about celebrating a patron saint, but hey, we can pretty much make anything dirty, so why not this too?  In honor of the holiday, we decided to pay a little hommage to the little imp that makes March 17th just a bit extra fun.  That’s right, the Leprechaun!  

As it turns out, Leprechaun porn just isn’t a high priority on the pornographer’s lists, and there really isn’t any.  Alas, I blew my load this morning and already wrote about the only Leprechaun movie we have, Catch Me If You Can!More

Jenna Jameson’s Twins!

And no, we aren’t refering to her boobs… for once.

Porn legend Jenna Jameson gave birth to healthy twin boys this morning in a Southern California hospital.  Father is Jameson’s boyfriend and UFC champ Tito Ortiz.

The crossover starlet announced her retirement from porn back in 2008, at the AVN Awards in Las Vegas and went public with the news of her preganacy in September of last year.… More

Fashionable Fuck

 

Italian fashion designer Roberto Cavalli has his hand in just about everying.  Well, more like his name I should say, on clothing, sunglasses, credit cards, wine and even couture pet-wear.  So where do you go when you’ve conquered the fashion world?  To sex toys, of course!  Cavalli’s Paris Boutique recently started selling dildos- one which was picked up by drag queen extraodinare/GAYVN Awards co-hostest Lady Bunny.… More

Porn Stars

I don’t know if you knew this, but porn stars are just like us!  They like to cook, do arts and crafts and even love puppies – just like we do!  In fact a bunch of performers are banding together to help out the destitude dogs with a “Pennies for Pets” fundraiser on March 21st.  Star Mia Presley created this invite only (bummer) event for industry folks to turn old penny collections into help for animals in need and tax deductible contributions.  Coming along for the ride are a bevy of awesome starlets, including two of our favies, Ashlynn Brooke and Roxy DeVille, among many more.… More

Long Lost Twins

I just made the funniest discovery ever.  I love me some Fun Factory toys, but I never knew we were so cosmically connected!

Meet Fun Factory’s Paul and Paulina rabbit-style vibe.

Pretty handsome, right?  If you can’t tell, Paul and Paulina are worms.  See the smile and eyes on the top of the head?  Well, you can see the big one - the little one is hiding a bit.  Anyway…

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