Link Love

Literally the hump of the week, Wednesday can really go either way – either as excruciating as Monday and Tuesday, or as anticipatory as the rest of the work week.   Lucky for us, Link Love (and Project Runway, of course) help bump Wednesday into the latter category.  And this week is no exception, especially with all the good stuff I’ve found on this crazy idea called the interweb.  Let’s get to it!… More

Top Five Tuesday – Tattooed Talent

 For me, there isn’t much sexier than inked up bodies taking a romp in the sheets.  Tattoos are totally hot and while tons of porn stars have been touched by the needle, most don’t take it further than a butterfly to the lower back or a tribal armband.  There is nothing wrong with only a little ink, but I tend to like my bodies covered in colorful designs and intricate pictures and only a select few stars go above and beyond with full body tattoos.  Sure, some of my picks are less than totally tattooed, but the pieces they do sport are super hot and definitely worth a mention.… More

Sexy… or Just Plain Scary

I’m under the firm belief that with sex toys, sometimes less is more.  I’m not talking about less inches or vibration patterns, that would be crazy – I’m talking sheer aesthetics.  

I’m more of a

 

kinda gal, so my eyes totally crossed when I saw this

on Violet Blue’s blog.  Holy crap am I still trying to figure out what it is.  I think it has something to do with titty fucking (yeah, I’m not so down with that phrase either, but I couldn’t find an alternative), but I have no idea what’s with the vagina attached and the penis sticking out.  Totally creepy.… More

Dacia’s Love Machine

Back December, Craigslist posted an ad in NYC looking for someone to buy a lightly used sex machine from a sex toy reviewer who had no room for it.

Sex machine for sale (not a person, an actual machine) – w4mw – 27
Date: 2007-12-03, 9:37PM EST

So I’m a sex toy reviewer, and a little over a year ago I acquired a fucking machine to review (Topco brand, it retails at $395).

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Handmade for the Horny

We here at HMFH are obsessed with everything handmade, and therefore, are of course totally smitten with the handmade or bust commnunity that is Etsy (alright fine, the Porn Librarian isn’t really – she just asked me what Etsy is… but the rest of us are!  Umm, actually I don’t know about Miss Behaving either… FINE!… More

I say “Link,” You Say “Love”

It’s Wednesday, do you know where your links are?  Right here! Hump day equals link love around these parts and while there are no crazy sex scandals or new celebrity sex tapes this week, we do have a few gems to toss out your way.

- Three years after the release of gay cowboy romance/drama Brokeback Mountain, the story’s writer Annie Proulx says the movie is still “the source of constant irritation in my private life,” because people keep sending her raunchier rewrites of the story.  Hilarious!  I’m sure she can dry her tears on the money and fame the movie brought her.… More

2 Hail Marys and a Blow Job

The Catholic Church is pissed at fornicators… what else is new?  At least this time they have a specific reason – other than we are all going to hell, of course.

The Church is fuming over a new book that encourages people to have sex in church confessionals. 

In their new release (out in Nov.), ”101 Places To Have Sex Before You Die,” authors Marsha Normandy and Joseph St.… More

Mixtape Rewind

I am a total sucker for a cute song.  Always have been, always will be.  You talk about holding hands or making out at the malt shop, I am hooked.  Not very porny, I know, but those sweet songs just make me grin all day long.  The hot n’ heavy sexy songs do it for me too, but in a totally different, yet totally needed way.  The two just don’t usually mesh so well.… More

Screwed & Tattooed

Ever since watching the Audacia Ray’s interview with Marisa DiMattia of Needled, a site for everything tattooed, on the third installment of Live Girl Review, I’ve been thinking about tattoos and sex and how they overlap and influence each other.

Lucky for me, when I arrived into the office this morning, I had not one, but two(!) links waiting for me in my messages.  Both were for Marisa DiMattia’s new column on Suicide Girls called Marisa DiMattia’s Erotic Ink, which is all about, what else, sex and tattoos.  In her column, Marissa not only talks about sex and its links to both tattoos and the act of tattooing, but shares results of a survey she did with 561 tattooed people about their experiences with tattoos and sexin’. 

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