While I had a whole other mixtape picked out for today, I actually heard this in the car on the way to work and I just knew I had to post it.

Man oh man, did I love Nine Inch Nails back in the day.  I remember being a bratty teenager, blasting NIN on my discman and totally ignoring my mom as she drove me to and from the mall to hang out with my other gothy mallrat friends.  I’m not sure why I’m telling you this, other than to totally humiliate myself on the internet.  But really, isn’t that what the world wide web was made for?  Anyway, aside from my highly embarrassing mall stories, NIN still colors my early memories about exploring sex.  Yeah, I definitely lost my virginity* to Pretty Hate Machine…

* Ok, it wasn’t really my virginity virginity. But it was the only time I’ve ever slept with a bio dude, so I guess it’s some sort of virginity. And yeah, that means I gave my v-card to a lady. And don’t worry, I’m being totally appropriate… we were adults at the time.

Happy Friday. Now back to denying my shameful mallrat past…

I probably should have just stuck with my original idea… far less mortifying for myself.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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