It’s Wednesday at the news is flowing.  Instead of going on and on about humpday being the best day for loving links, let’s just get to em!

- Dan Savage makes me so happy.  Aside from giving some of the best sex advice ever and making Santorum a word I can say again without throwing up in my mouth, Savage has perfectly captured how I feel about Sarah Palin and all the prego scandals.  Check him out on Real Time with Bill Maher over at Daily Bedpost.

- Video blogging sexpert Audacia Ray is back with a third installment of her bigger, longer, better Live Girl Reviews.  Up this episode are reviews of Fun Factory’s Delight, Tristan Taormino’s Opening Up – A Guide to Creating and Sustaining Open Relationships and a bunch more, including segments with Marisa DiMattia of tattoo blog Needled and sex writer extraorinare Jamye Waxman.  Check out the newest Live Girl Review here!

-  A whole article about the perils of wearing high heels, then one line that totally makes the bunions and fucked up tendons worth it. (via Jezebel)

- This looks like such a good movie!  Even if it doesn’t include Dolly Parton… let’s just be thankful that no one tried to actually remake the original. (via fleshbot)

- What the what? Roald Dahl was a sex spy?  That TOTALLY changes my take on Willy Wonka… ok, not really.  And he wasn’t a sex spy, per se, but he was a spy and ”A certain amount of hank-panky was condoned, especially when it was for a good cause.”  But a sex spy sounds sooo much better! (via TheFrisky)

- Porn star fired from Subway because of his porny past.  Apparently an angry customer recongized gay porn star Kurt Wild from his movie days and threatened to boycott the store if he wasn’t fired.  A few questions… why?? … and who cares? … and how did this guy even recongize Wild if he wasn’t watching the porno himself?  And if he was checking out the old porno, what the fuck gives him the right to judge someone performing as bad, but someone watching as good.  Holy hypocritical.  Read more about this on $pread Magazine’s blog.

Hope this gets you through the week!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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