Happy Humpday! Today in a extra special Humpday, because if you live in the states, your taxes are done and filed. WooHoo! This date, April 15th, has always left a bitter taste in American’s mouths as being that craptastic day where whether you get or you owe, you still have to go through all that stress. Luckily everything is computerized these days and we don’t have to wait in those crazy post office lines anymore. And now that it’s over and done with for a whole year, we can sit back, relax and celebrate Humpday like it was meant to be celebrated! With Link Love, of course!
Let’s get to it!
- Babeland is getting in the tax day spirit by offering two awesome ways to celebrate. The first 100 people that come in (or online) and say they filed their tax returns will get a free Gold Digger Jr. vibe! Also, Babeland says “no taxation without stimulation!” and is dropping all sales tax on instore and online purchases (online coupon code is: notax)! Thanks Babeland, for helping this day get even better!
- Before there is anymore WTFing about the picture above, those boobs are, in fact, filled with milk. Yep, the it’s latest design in milk containers. Not sure if it will catch on or not, but I can’t say I wouldn’t be a little more excited to have my morning Cheerios. While I don’t love them as much as these boobs, when it comes to functional boob’s jobs, the milk boob is a total step in the ironically right direction. (via Jezebel)
- Speaking of the best breast homewares, check out the Oppai Pillow, a comfy pillow shaped like a rest inducing rack! And if you think it just happens to look like a torso with boobs unintentionally, just know that “oppai” means “breasts” in Japanese. Yep, they set out to make a boobie pillow. And I don’t mind!
- Nightline celebrated romance novel publisher Harlequin’s 60th Anniversary with a tribute video of different celebrities reading pieces of the publisher’s works. While Seth Rogen is only moderately funny, you gotta love that Paul Rudd - he is hilarious! (via TheFrisky)
- Duh study of the week : The female libido responds to red wine. Women that drink at least one to two glasses of red wine a day are more sexually active than their sober counterparts. Umm… duh. Did we really need a scientist to tell us that? I’m sure it’s more complicated than drunk gals wanting to have sex, but that’s what it sounds like. (via EmandLo)
- Sheeee’s Back! Isabella Rossellini continues exploring the ways that animals mate with Green Porno 2. Taking on marine animals this time (Green Porno 1 was all about bugs), Rossellini details the sexual habits of starfish, whales, limpets, anglerfish and barnacles. Sebastian was right, it is more fun under the sea!
- Asexuality is a fairly new concept to most of us, so check out this ten interesting facts about asexuality primer by sex blog goddesses Em and Lo. (via World Sex News)
- Worlds collide as alt porn queen Joanna Angel locks lips with a Suicide Girl. And catches it on camera! Well, I guess it’s a good plan to keep the competition as close as possible. If that means down your throat, so be it!
- Pink and White favie Jiz Lee shares a digital scrapbook of pics with her partner Shawn (Syd Blakovich). They are pretty much the cutest pair ever. It’s even better that I get to watch them fuck whenever I want! Woo hoo!
- Teaming up for horror/comedy “One Eyed Monster,” porno legends Ron Jeremy and Veronica Hart sat to chat about how to get comedy porn just right. I love how serious they are about it. Thanks Fleshbot!
- And last, but not least, tax day is apparently when all the conservatives are going to come out for a good old fashion “teabagging!” Check out how Rachel Maddow tries not to lose her shit as talks about it.
First fisting, now teabagging. Seriously people, maybe check with Google before you speak.
Hope this gets you through ’til the weekend!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
