Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch!  Crazy day around these parts (preparing for vacation!), so let’s get to that link lovin’ STAT!

- Everyone loves porn… even Law & Order detectives.  Insert signature L & O doink doink sound here.

- Who else knows porn best?  News anchor Megyn Kelly’s on-air Lawyer.  Definitely stay tuned for the last 30 seconds!

- Speaking of lawyers, a Queens woman and her husband are suing a wig store for an accident where a mannequin head fell on her foot.  Apparently the “injury” is disrupting their sex life because she can no longer make a fist with her toes.  This actually makes me question – can folks sue for pain and suffering when their injury only affects the way they get off?  Valid question!

- This is the week for sexy accident news!  A recent car crash in the Florida Keys was caused by a woman trying to shave her bikini line while driving.  She was on the way to see her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for action when she arrived.  Even weirder, her ex-husband was in the passenger seat, controlling the wheel as she trimmed down.  Words defy…  (via Jezebel)

- Queer porn director/performer Courtney Trouble has taken on a new venture and launched her own sex positive alt-porn talent agency!!  Little Pink Book already features the fabulous Dylan Ryan, Sarah Lee Sinful and Trouble herself.  So if you’re lookin’ to book some of the hottest stars in the biz, you know where to go!

- And lastly, Kelly Cutrone from Hell On Earth gives Babeland some on-air love.  Check it out! (via TheFrisky)

Hope this gets you through to the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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