(picture via The Frisky)

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch!  This week we are back in the office!  After shoveling out and braving the cold weather, we are off the couch, back in top form and here to bring you all the sexy news that’s fit to print. So, without further ado, let’s get to the good stuff!

- The G-Point mouse – the closest some techies will ever get to a vagina… complete with scrolling clit and a secret spot that brings you to your favorite website or email.  (via The Frisky)

- Sasha Grey’s band, aTelecine, is set to have their debut LP released on April 27.  Maybe I’m just late to the party, but who knew Sasha Grey made music?  She really is the cross-over-est  of cross-over stars!

- It seems like April is when all the porno art comes to life!  Photographers Paulie & Pauline are coming out with their latest book in April – a intimate look at porn stars and their partners in non-porno moments called “Off The Set.” Plus the forward is by Tristan Taormino.  Want Want Want!

- Graphic design fail, or awesome subliminal message – you decide.

- Vivid offered singer/songwriter John Mayer a chance to write, and maybe even direct, a porn for them.  This comes in response to Mayer’s recent article Playboy where he talks about his past dreams of writing porn.  It’s never too late John – make your dreams a reality… only keep the racist stuff to yourself, thanks.

- Now THIS is the kind of pornography that’s really obscene!  Man, I hate mimes! (via TheBloggess/SEXIS)

- Olympic figure skaters get ready for their shining moment on the ice.  Yeah… I knew there was a reason I loved watching the Games so much.

-And lastly, director Gary Marshall (of Pretty Woman, Happy Days and the new Valentine’s Day fame) tries his hand a porno.  At least he’ll finally get the straight dude demographic he’s been after…

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

Happy Humpday!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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