Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  Well, here we are again, returning to that last full five day work week before those two shortened final weeks of the year.  Yep, all we need to do is get through this week, then we are in the clear for smooth sailing towards the holiday breaks!  But that means the holidays are coming near and everything needs to be ready! Oy! Sure, Hanukkah is already more than half over, but for this Jew, a gift isn’t late for the holidays until January 1st, so I’m still chugging along on the old craft wagon.

Anyway, I digress (ooh look, something shiny!).  So, yes, it’s the last long week of stress before the short week of scrambling to get stocking stuffers and extra gift wrap.  So, let’s take a relaxing Humpday break to sit back, chill out and find out all the sexy news that’s fit to print!

Let’s get to it!

- Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” gets a “poke her face” update with a bizarrely awesome penis face portrait (pictured).

- And speaking of dicks, this is the ultimate fucking bed.  It’s totally where the magic happens.

- A Nevada brothel owner is bringing something new to the oldest profession in the world.  She hopes to open the first legal male prostitution house in the United States, now that STI testing laws have changed.  I guess Field of Dreams was right… if you build it, they will definitely cum. (via Jezebel)

- The same-sex marriage bill passed in Washington D.C.!!!  Woohoo!

- In other legal/political news,  while New York did not pass their same-sex marriage bill, the state did sign an executive order today that includes transgender folks in nondiscrimination laws for the state!  Hurray!  (via VelvetPark)

- Sexy smart cookie, Jiz Lee, has been busy doing all sorts of interviews recently, including a bunch with students.  And since these students are doing projects that include queer sex and porn and all that awesome stuff, Jiz has decided to let us in on what the future academics have to say, posting the finished papers on their blog. Nerd pervs everywhere grin and push their glasses back up their noses.  I just did.

And lastly, I’m not sure if this is real.  On one hand, I really want it to be, but on the other, I can’t imagine that anyone would let this product slide by…  so what am I talking about?

Check out the site and decide for yourself.  (via The Frisky)

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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